Funny Drunk Quotes
UpwardThrust
27-10-2004, 16:19
Alright this is an attempt not to hijack the dumbest things ever said to you thread
It is called the “drunk quotes/comedians acting drunk quotes thread” lol
Anything you have heard
My favorite is “This bed is real nice, its not wood is it?”
“Woah the couch like moves if you hold still”
“why the hell don’t my socks match … ohhh wait I got one upside down” (he had grey side up)
Legless Pirates
27-10-2004, 16:21
"I don't have to puke...." *bwaaark*
Spookistan and Jakalah
27-10-2004, 16:25
One of my favourite quotations about drunkenness is Hemingway's "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Legless Pirates
27-10-2004, 16:28
"Damn! I can't even speak ploperry anymore"
"As long as I don't throw up when I see them naked, I'd do them."
Planta Genestae
27-10-2004, 16:58
"Dude, let's see if I can put this in this sheep!"
Legless Pirates
27-10-2004, 16:59
*running real hard*
"IT'S A FRIGGIN' BULL!"
The Cursed Borders
27-10-2004, 17:00
my fave is one my house mate says all the time...you have to imagine this with a slight slur and a cheeky grin.
"No, it wasn't even me!"
Agnostic Theoligists
27-10-2004, 17:06
"I'm soo farkin drunk i don't get it."
Get what?
"I don't get it, the earth. I don't get the concept of the world"
*squinting and drawing a circle with index fingers* "The earth... is... it's... round"
"I don't get it, the earth. I don't get the concept of the world"
*squinting and drawing a circle with index fingers* "The earth... is... it's... round"
sounds like something paris hilton would say sober.
Planta Genestae
27-10-2004, 17:14
sounds like something paris hilton would say sober.
Mmm Paris Hilton. :p (Runs and checks his VCR)
The Silver Turtle
27-10-2004, 17:15
*retching sound* "What the hell am I drinking?"
"Dude, it's suntan lotion..."
(Italics said by a sober me.)
my sister staring into the TV (which is turned off) and seeing her reflection and the reflection of the couch behind her:
"hey, this sofa is upstaging me!"
HC Eredivisie
27-10-2004, 17:26
'i'm not drunk, you all are' a friend against me and 7 other friends (need less to say that he was the only one who was drunk)
Legless Pirates
27-10-2004, 17:27
This is from a joke
"I fucked your mom!"
Go home dad, you're drunk
Weedeater Death
27-10-2004, 17:28
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
Snowboarding Maniacs
27-10-2004, 18:47
I never remember drunken quotes..... :mad: :mad: :mad: