Klonor
26-10-2004, 23:20
"Hi everybody, I'm Private Church from the popular web-series Red Vs. Blu.....hey, Donut! What are you doing man? You're supposed to be wearing your old red armor so that we can be Red, White, and Blue. This isn't very patriotic."
"I'm being patriotic. In my own way."
"Alright, let's just start over."
"Hello everyone, I am Private Church from the popular web-series Red Vs. Blue."
"Caboose, that's my line."
"You can't prove that."
"As you probably know already, this weekend we celebrate July Fourth. Or as it's known in Mexico: Cinco de Mayo."
"Many of you may take this opportunity to enjoy your weiner."
"I know I will!"
"But the real reason we celebrate the Fourth of July isn't for the food or the fun, or even the picnics with the non-stop binge drinking."
"What?"
"There's only one true reason we celebrate the Fourth of July.......to have a lot of explosions."
"Yay! It's fireworks day!"
"Kickass! I've still got three fingers left from last year!"
"In preparation for the big day we've assembled a short list of safety tips that will hopefully make your holiday explosions safe and enjoyable for the whole family. Let's watch as Caboose and Donut demonstrate some common mistakes to avoid when handling fireworks."
Safety Tip #1: Never Play With Fireworks Indoors
"Hello Donut, check out this awesome sparkler! It is even more fun because we are playing with it inside."
"Hey, that's not a sparkler! That's a grenade!"
"Don't worry, we are completely safe. All of the doors are locked from the outside, so we can not escape.........oh, wait a minute."
BOOM!
Safety Tip #2: Never Play With Fireworks Near an Open Flame
"Hey there, Caboose. How do you like your meat? Well done, or pink and juicy!"
"Yes, I will take that fuzzy glowing hamburger, please."
"Hey, that's not a hamburger! That's a grenade!"
"I know! I switched them when you weren't looking! Maybe I should not have done that."
BOOM!
Safety Tip #3: Never Put Fireworks in Your Pants
"Hey Caboose! Have you seen my grenade?"
"Yes, I put it in my pants. Wait......."
BOOM!
Safety Tip #4: Never Aim Fireworks At Your Friends
"For this last bit, the part of the bottle rocket will be played by Sheila. Enjoy."
"Hey Donut, want to see my awesome bottle rocket?"
"Totally! Just remember, don't point it directly at me! Okay?"
"Okay, and I promise I wont forget whatever it is you just said."
http://67.18.37.17/595/43/upload/p920877.jpg
"I forgot!"
"Okay, and end scene! Well, I hope you've all learned a lot about fireworks and maybe even a little bit about yourself."
Sizzling noise
"Oopsie"
"Uh-oh"
"Running time!"
"Oh, I almost forgot to mention the most important safet tip. If you have small children around, or even very very stupid adults, never ever let them play with fireworks without proper supervision. Hey, what's that hissing noise?"
BOOM!
"CABOOSE!"
"Simmons did it!"
"What are you talking about, I wasn't even in this video!"
"I'm being patriotic. In my own way."
"Alright, let's just start over."
"Hello everyone, I am Private Church from the popular web-series Red Vs. Blue."
"Caboose, that's my line."
"You can't prove that."
"As you probably know already, this weekend we celebrate July Fourth. Or as it's known in Mexico: Cinco de Mayo."
"Many of you may take this opportunity to enjoy your weiner."
"I know I will!"
"But the real reason we celebrate the Fourth of July isn't for the food or the fun, or even the picnics with the non-stop binge drinking."
"What?"
"There's only one true reason we celebrate the Fourth of July.......to have a lot of explosions."
"Yay! It's fireworks day!"
"Kickass! I've still got three fingers left from last year!"
"In preparation for the big day we've assembled a short list of safety tips that will hopefully make your holiday explosions safe and enjoyable for the whole family. Let's watch as Caboose and Donut demonstrate some common mistakes to avoid when handling fireworks."
Safety Tip #1: Never Play With Fireworks Indoors
"Hello Donut, check out this awesome sparkler! It is even more fun because we are playing with it inside."
"Hey, that's not a sparkler! That's a grenade!"
"Don't worry, we are completely safe. All of the doors are locked from the outside, so we can not escape.........oh, wait a minute."
BOOM!
Safety Tip #2: Never Play With Fireworks Near an Open Flame
"Hey there, Caboose. How do you like your meat? Well done, or pink and juicy!"
"Yes, I will take that fuzzy glowing hamburger, please."
"Hey, that's not a hamburger! That's a grenade!"
"I know! I switched them when you weren't looking! Maybe I should not have done that."
BOOM!
Safety Tip #3: Never Put Fireworks in Your Pants
"Hey Caboose! Have you seen my grenade?"
"Yes, I put it in my pants. Wait......."
BOOM!
Safety Tip #4: Never Aim Fireworks At Your Friends
"For this last bit, the part of the bottle rocket will be played by Sheila. Enjoy."
"Hey Donut, want to see my awesome bottle rocket?"
"Totally! Just remember, don't point it directly at me! Okay?"
"Okay, and I promise I wont forget whatever it is you just said."
http://67.18.37.17/595/43/upload/p920877.jpg
"I forgot!"
"Okay, and end scene! Well, I hope you've all learned a lot about fireworks and maybe even a little bit about yourself."
Sizzling noise
"Oopsie"
"Uh-oh"
"Running time!"
"Oh, I almost forgot to mention the most important safet tip. If you have small children around, or even very very stupid adults, never ever let them play with fireworks without proper supervision. Hey, what's that hissing noise?"
BOOM!
"CABOOSE!"
"Simmons did it!"
"What are you talking about, I wasn't even in this video!"