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My College food service just went up a billion points in my mind! Do you know why? I hope you don't because then You'd be psychic! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true, At OSU you can get a BACON SAUSAGE AND CHEESE CROISSANDWICH JUST LIKE THE ONES AT BURGER KING!!!!!! AND SEEN IN THE "WAKE UP WITH THE KING" COMMERCIAL!!!!!

*Whew, incessant sarcasm done for now. Tired of mocking the excitement of the cafeteria peoples*

I like food
Food i good
I like food
Food is good

I just want a good grilled cheese, San Jacinto does'nt serve grilled cheese

Where?

*whipes crumbs of the side of his mouth*

not here

*whipes crumbs of the side of his mouth*

not here

Let's start eating this thread and its creator! :p

Let's start eating this thread and its creator! :p
I'm not German... :(

I'm not German... :(

Nor am I but I still want food! :mad:

Stop talking about food.... aaaarg

OSU, huh? As in Ohio State?

Up north here at CSU we have sushi!

Stop talking about food.... aaaarg

Indeed, now I'm hungry.

*wanders away in search of food*

Indeed, now I'm hungry.

*wanders away in search of food*

Wanders away also in search of food while chewing on a bit of Crossman's leg.

Wanders away also in search of food while chewing on a bit of Crossman's leg.

*beats you over the head with frozen Hot Pocket*

Down peasant!

Lucky me I have no legs

Lucky me I have no legs

Lies!!! I saw that picture of you!!! I know the truth!!!

Lies!!! I saw that picture of you!!! I know the truth!!!
those are prosthetics (sp?)

Lucky me I have no legs

Even better! Can't run away then can you! ;)

Even better! Can't run away then can you! ;)
erm.... yes I can... really... I kid you not

those are prosthetics (sp?)

Maybe they believe you... but I've got my eye on...

What's wrong with simply getting a Stuffed Crust at Pizza Hut?

Ohio State's football team by the way seems to have collapsed to the state of absolute patheticness.

erm.... yes I can... really... I kid you not

A Kid. Dunno if I can eat a whole one!

A Kid. Dunno if I can eat a whole one!
I ate a baby!

mmmhh...they have tuna sandwiches at our cafeteria.
(hahaha, just to be cool, i'll call my university FU ... Fribourg University)
so FU tuna sandwiches.
that's kind of funny.
or so i think.
:p

mmmhh...they have tuna sandwiches at our cafeteria.
(hahaha, just to be cool, i'll call my university FU ... Fribourg University)
so FU tuna sandwiches.
that's kind of funny.
or so i think.
:p

Are they made out of children?

mmmhh...they have tuna sandwiches at our cafeteria.
(hahaha, just to be cool, i'll call my university FU ... Fribourg University)
so FU tuna sandwiches.
that's kind of funny.
or so i think.
:p
is it tasty? That's the question

Are they made out of children?
the tuna sandwiches?
why, yes.
.
.
.
.
*confused*

the tuna sandwiches?
why, yes.
.
.
.
.
*confused*
ROFL

is it tasty? That's the question
oh yes! FU tuna sandwiches (or FUTS, for short) are the most delicious thing ever!

oh yes! FU tuna sandwiches (or FUTS, for short) are the most delicious thing ever!
I beg to differ

is it tasty? That's the question

They will be if they are made out of children!

OSU, huh? As in Ohio State?

Up north here at CSU we have sushi!

Yep, Ohio State, I should be more specific b/c there are several OSU's.

Sushi, that would kick ass on so many levels.

They will be if they are made out of children!
Children with tuna... hmmm

Futs me likey.



wow. i'm starting to make sense now.
i need sleep.
or food.
...
or both.
:D

Futs me likey.



wow. i'm starting to make sense now.
i need sleep.
or food.
...
or both.
:D
Sleep? At 18:25?

Futs me likey.



wow. i'm starting to make sense now.
i need sleep.
or food.
...
or both.
:D

I would like to have you round my house for dinner. ;)

Sleep? At 18:25?
yes. ever heard of 'not getting any sleep at night'? and then 'having to sit through class all day anyways' ? ;)

I would like to have you round my house for dinner. ;)
is this a dare?

yes. ever heard of 'not getting any sleep at night'? and then 'having to sit through class all day anyways' ? ;)
Yes... like me today

I would like to have you round my house for dinner. ;)
uhm...even though i don't classify as a kid anymore... i'm still ...let's just say... a little... scared to death?

What's wrong with simply getting a Stuffed Crust at Pizza Hut?

Ohio State's football team by the way seems to have collapsed to the state of absolute patheticness.
Stuffed crush pizza costs money I already spent on the wenchy meal plan.

And believe me, I know our football team sucks this year, but we have a chance for two more wins this year, chiefly because Penn State sucks and Michigan State is too random as to their quality.

is this a dare?

No but the shop ran out of Turkeys. I need something else to satisfy!

uhm...even though i don't classify as a kid anymore... i'm still ...let's just say... a little... scared to death?

Oh please!?

Yes... like me today
there you go. and you might have noticed that if you do that 2 days/nights in a row... wanting to get some sleep at 6pm isn't all that far-fetched :p

Sleep? At 18:25?

Of course!

I think I'll pass :rolleyes:

mmmhh...they have tuna sandwiches at our cafeteria.
(hahaha, just to be cool, i'll call my university FU ... Fribourg University)
so FU tuna sandwiches.
that's kind of funny.
or so i think.
:p

"Where do you go?"

"FU"

"What??? You bastard!"

LOL... thats great.

Oh please!?
uhm. alright.
dinner at my place? say ...tonight?
*i'm leaving on a jet plane...*

there you go. and you might have noticed that if you do that 2 days/nights in a row... wanting to get some sleep at 6pm isn't all that far-fetched :p
Food first

No but the shop ran out of Turkeys. I need something else to satisfy!
that doesn't happen very often in meat country.

Food first
alright.
but my fridge is close to empty. i got pickles, sliced cheese, stale bread, and one egg.
...but there's a kid next door ;)

alright.
but my fridge is close to empty. i got pickles, sliced cheese, stale bread, and one egg.
...but there's a kid next door ;)
hehehe...

that doesn't happen very often in meat country.
i think they call this 'thanksgiving' ;)

alright.
but my fridge is close to empty. i got pickles, sliced cheese, stale bread, and one egg.
...but there's a kid next door ;)
Throw em all in a sandwich

Throw em all in a sandwich
*or* feed the kid with one egg, sliced cheese and pickles. throw away the bread. eat the kid. ...mmmyummm

I got a very strange thing in the mail. it is a little red button that says :"Io Sono Amata" whatever that means.

I got a very strange thing in the mail. it is a little red button that says :"Io Sono Amata" whatever that means.
'i am loved'

I got a very strange thing in the mail. it is a little red button that says :"Io Sono Amata" whatever that means.
Someone sent you a button?

Someone sent you a button?
yaaay! an italian button is loved!

yaaay! an italian button is loved!
I think you have to push it first

I think you have to push it first
oh.
well then.
it only feels loved when you punch it.
coool :D

oh.
well then.
it only feels loved when you punch it.
coool :D
*thinking about another 'button' to push that makes people feel loved*

:headbang:

DOWN BOY!

*thinking about another 'button' to push that makes people feel loved*

:headbang:

DOWN BOY!
...
as i have nothing more to contribute to this...
I think i'll go eat my kid now.
;)

sorry

Seeing as this is a food thread, I'm happy to report that I just ate.

Mmmm....chicken....

Seeing as this is a food thread, I'm happy to report that I just ate.

Mmmm....chicken....
Dude... shut up

uhm. the kid didn't wish to be eaten. and the egg was so old it looked almost wrinkly.
ugh.

Stuffed crush pizza costs money I already spent on the wenchy meal plan.

And believe me, I know our football team sucks this year, but we have a chance for two more wins this year, chiefly because Penn State sucks and Michigan State is too random as to their quality.

Least Ohio State has a past. Cincinnati Bearcats? The who?

If cost is the issue of food then the McDonalds value menu would be the best option. A dollar an item is about as cheap as you can get.

Dude... shut up

You shut up! This is a food thread, therefore I'm talking about food!

Least Ohio State has a past. Cincinnati Bearcats? The who?
we don't even have a mascot. nor do we have a football team.
fu stinks ;)

Least Ohio State has a past. Cincinnati Bearcats? The who?

If cost is the issue of food then the McDonalds value menu would be the best option. A dollar an item is about as cheap as you can get.

What the hell is a 'bearcat'???

What the hell is a 'bearcat'???
I thought you were talking about food? ;)

You shut up! This is a food thread, therefore I'm talking about food!
Not when I'm hungry you ass

Not when I'm hungry you ass
then eat something. you don't think we don't know how you lost your legs, or do you? ;)

I thought you were talking about food? ;)
All animals are edible, but some are more edible than others

All animals are edible, but some are more edible than others
oh. so he was wondering whether bearcats taste more like bears or more like cats. ...riiight. :p

then eat something. you don't think we don't know how you lost your legs, or do you? ;)
Lucky me I didn't want any desert :eek: :p ;)

I thought you were talking about food? ;)

Haha...

Lucky me I didn't want any desert :eek: :p ;)
or you'd be the 'torso-only-pirates'

Not when I'm hungry you ass

Then go eat something!

What the hell is a 'bearcat'???
It's a cross between a bear and a cat. Hence bear-cat or bearcat. Duh, I thought everyone knew that! :p

oh. so he was wondering whether bearcats taste more like bears or more like cats. ...riiight. :p

No, I'd actually like to know what the hell a bearcat is supposed to be.

It's a croos between a bear and a cat. Hence bear-cat or bearcat. Duh, I thought everyone knew that! :p

Well yeah. But there could be something more to it.

or you'd be the 'torso-only-pirates'
scrambled eggs :D

or you'd be the 'torso-only-pirates'

:D

Then go eat something!
still have to wait for my fellow students to start cooking

still have to wait for my fellow students to start cooking

Ah... well then why would you come into a food thread if you were hungry? You're only torturing yourself.

Ah... well then why would you come into a food thread if you were hungry? You're only torturing yourself.
Phuh... thi is nothing compared to cooking of my own legs

Phuh... thi is nothing compared to cooking of my own legs

True.

True.
How would you know? Poser

How would you know? Poser

It seems common sense that cooking your own legs would be more painful than being hungry.

Well yeah. But there could be something more to it.

It was an irrelevant statement to our football team that had nothing to do with food. Anyone wants to eat a bear or a cat and I'd say you have issues.

It was an irrelevant statement to our football team that had nothing to do with food. Anyone wants to eat a bear or a cat and I'd say you have issues.

Don't worry. I have no intentions of eating either bears nor cats.

It seems common sense that cooking your own legs would be more painful than being hungry.
ah but you said it... common sense... there always seem to be some people that haven't ever heard of this 'common sense'
;)

Anyone wants to eat a bear or a cat and I'd say you have issues.
now that's just egocentric. in other cultures they'd say the same thing about eating cows or pigs. and look at what kind of barbarians we must be to them...
:p

ah but you said it... common sense... there always seem to be some people that haven't ever heard of this 'common sense'
;)

Very true. I neglected to take that into consideration.

Very true. I neglected to take that into consideration.
how careless of you ;)

Hey, in that old Oregon Trail game you could kill and eat bears!

Hey, in that old Oregon Trail game you could kill and eat bears!

Dude!!! I still have that!! That kicked ass!

now that's just egocentric. in other cultures they'd say the same thing about eating cows or pigs. and look at what kind of barbarians we must be to them...
:p

Ah, the sacred cow of India.

Dude!!! I still have that!! That kicked ass!
ha! barbarian!

how careless of you ;)

My apologies.

ha! barbarian!

Well there was a group of barbarians called the Alans.... and my name is Alan. So I guess so.

Oregon Trail!!!!! Woot!

I want a nice, big, juicy t-bone. I haven't had one in months.

*drools*

Indeed.

Well there was a group of barbarians called the Alans.... and my name is Alan. So I guess so.
"Hi, I'm Alan and I'm a barbarian." :p