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I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

don't say i didn't warn you

Do you know what sort of long term effects those things have?>

Do you know what sort of long term effects those things have?>

I'll be sure to keep a journal.

Heed me, young Clown.

No good shall come of this.

Do you know what sort of long term effects those things have?>

Yep. They provide hours and hours of amusment. :D

Wait, do people really do this? Dont those things fucking incapacitate you?

Wait, do people really do this? Dont those things fucking incapacitate you?

Depends where you get zapped and how long. Unless you hit a nerve bundle, it's not much worse than getting kicked by a donkey. A pissed off donkey.

If you get hit in a nerve bundle and/or you get zapped for an extended period of time(a couple seconds or more), then your muscles take a bit of concentration to get working again. In the meantime, the rest are jell-o.

I'll be sure to keep a journal.Just don't drool on it too much.

I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

Add a three stage step-up transformer.
:p Then wtach them twitch.

A power supply helps to provide the voltage.

But doesnt the projectile leave a Wound.

But doesnt the projectile leave a Wound.

No, these aren't tasers. I've been hit with a taser. I don't recommend it.

These are stun guns. They are handheld 'wands' with two electrodes on the end. When you hold the switch, and touch the electrodes to someone, they twitch. :)

You mean like cattleprods?

I know what my next purchase is going to be...

No, these aren't tasers. I've been hit with a taser. I don't recommend it.

These are stun guns. They are handheld 'wands' with two electrodes on the end. When you hold the switch, and touch the electrodes to someone, they twitch. :)

Bet (And I know what I am betting)

This has got to be the most Fucked up Fad ever.

You mean like cattleprods?

A cattle prod is a very high-powered and rather crude stun gun.

Bet (And I know what I am betting)
? Bet?

This has got to be the most Fucked up Fad ever.

Pet Rocks. 'nuff said. :p

Damnit. I dont get it. If it doesnt fire a projectile then how is it a gun?

Eh, whatever.

:Shocks LG, Runs off:

Damnit. I dont get it. If it doesnt fire a projectile then how is it a gun?

Eh, whatever.

:Shocks LG, Runs off:

OW! :mad:

It's called a stun gun because some dweebs decided to call it that. It's a misnomer.

Like 'Salad Shooter'.

Holy Fucking Shit You Are A Fucking Moron!

Holy Fucking Shit You Are A Fucking Moron!

I'm just doing my part to save America's Youth by providing an example to NOT follow. ;)

I'm just doing my part to save America's Youth by providing an example to NOT follow. ;)
Wow if only more people weren't like you, the world might be a better place

? Bet?

Depending on how you connect the wiress or electrodes, through a three step transfomer someone not grounded gets a helluva shock.

Depending on how you connect the wiress or electrodes, through a three step transfomer someone not grounded gets a helluva shock.

Ah. Okay. I wasn't sure what you meant.

Wow if only more people weren't like you, the world might be a better place

The world needs people like me, ready to give selflessly in order to show people what real stupidity is. I'm very altruistic. If you want to contribute, I recommend Car Surfing. It's a dying cause.

The world needs people like me, ready to give selflessly in order to show people what real stupidity is. I'm very altruistic. If you want to contribute, I recommend Car Surfing. It's a dying cause.

And to be shocked.

*moons Lunatic.*

The world needs people like me, ready to give selflessly in order to show people what real stupidity is. I'm very altruistic. If you want to contribute, I recommend Car Surfing. It's a dying cause.
i had someone try that on me once. i was cruising down the street at about 30 mph when he opens the, tells me not to hit the brakes, and climbs on the roof. Just guess what i did.

i had someone try that on me once. i was cruising down the street at about 30 mph when he opens the, tells me not to hit the brakes, and climbs on the roof. Just guess what i did.
Drove through a car wash, right?

i had someone try that on me once. i was cruising down the street at about 30 mph when he opens the, tells me not to hit the brakes, and climbs on the roof. Just guess what i did.

Change the radio station? :D

nope, both good guesses though washing the postal jeep would be pointless, especially with an open door. No , i drove at a low branch

Zapps all and sundry, with his uber0stun gun, :headbang:

Nation that sounds like a far stupider thing to do than play with stun guns.

Nation that sounds like a far stupider thing to do than play with stun guns.
Ok an idiot climbs on the roof of your car while you are driving, he seemed to have an affliction for pain (he carved 'have a nice day'in his arm with a mechanical pencil) so i drove the jeep at a branch that was low enough for him to hit it(i slowed down of course)

Holy Fucking Shit You Are A Fucking Moron!

Yeah but still, LG > you. In fact, LG > most people around here.


Still, Mr goofballs, I don't think this one is going to end up in a simple pants crapping like your usual stunts...

Ok an idiot climbs on the roof of your car while you are driving, he seemed to have an affliction for pain (he carved 'have a nice day'in his arm with a mechanical pencil) so i drove the jeep at a branch that was low enough for him to hit it(i slowed down of course)

what you described is a person who enjoys inflicting pain on themself, not having others do it.

Yeah but still, LG > you. In fact, LG > most people around here.


Still, Mr goofballs, I don't think this one is going to end up in a simple pants crapping like your usual stunts...

I suspect I know exactly wher this is heading, and I just hope I'm not the first. Or the last. :(

edit: Or the most frequent.

I forsee large expenditures of electricity to peoples nether regions.

As I said, no good shall come of this.

I forsee large expenditures of electricity to peoples nether regions.

As I said, no good shall come of this.

:( I certainly hope not. But I fear it may come to that.

:( I certainly hope not. But I fear it may come to that.
Every electric device in your house getting rigger to zap you :eek:

Ah man,

That sounds wicked funny (you should film it and show all of us !), shame we don't have any stun guns over here in the UK, but we have mace, yay for mace.

*Runs up to a friend in the street, sprays him straight in the eyes, runs back*

Yeah. Mace is cool.

I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

What's most likely going to happen is you or one of your friends is going to get hurt, possibly seriously. Your or your friends parents will probably find someone to sue. The media will get involved with stories about dozens of kids running around stunning eachother. Local community groups and politicians will call for a ban on stunguns as a threat to public safety. Then they will be banned.

and you wonder where the banning crowds (guns, food, rpg's, etc.)get their ammunition.

What's most likely going to happen is you or one of your friends is going to get hurt, possibly seriously. Your or your friends parents will probably find someone to sue. The media will get involved with stories about dozens of kids running around stunning eachother. Local community groups and politicians will call for a ban on stunguns as a threat to public safety. Then they will be banned.

and you wonder where the banning crowds (guns, food, rpg's, etc.)get their ammunition.

Heh. There's a serious snag to this set of events: My circle of friends and I are all between 23-35 years of age. I myself am 31. Well, physically. My emotional age is about 17. :)

That stun gun idea sounds like fun *devilish grin*

Right now we all settle for shooting each other with airsoft guns.

LG has gotta be my favorite person on NS :p

It is not my intention to corrupt young minds. (nose grows)

I must reiterate that using stun guns on eachother for entertainment purposes is exceedingly stupid.

In many states, having a stun gun is not legal unless you have a permit, or are in a certain occupation. Check local laws.

WHile side-effects like heart palpitations are very rare, they can occur. Always know the risks involved when you participate in risky behavior.

Having said that, I will also point out that young people engage in risky behavior all the time. Stun Gun Tag is no more risky than anything else teens do when nobody in authority is looking. And considerably LESS risky than some.

So having said that, I recommend zapping the meaty part of the shoulders and/or the ass of your targets. :D

It is not my intention to corrupt young minds. (nose grows)

I must reiterate that using stun guns on eachother for entertainment purposes is exceedingly stupid.

In many states, having a stun gun is not legal unless you have a permit, or are in a certain occupation. Check local laws.

WHile side-effects like heart palpitations are very rare, they can occur. Always know the risks involved when you participate in risky behavior.

Having said that, I will also point out that young people engage in risky behavior all the time. Stun Gun Tag is no more risky than anything else teens do when nobody in authority is looking. And considerably LESS risky than some.

So having said that, I recommend zapping the meaty part of the shoulders and/or the ass of your targets. :D

Don't worry. You're not corrupting me, I do stupid shit all the time, and I'm 20 anyways. As for where to zap, I was also thinking the love handles. Or maybe the outside of the thigh.

Don't worry. You're not corrupting me, I do stupid shit all the time, and I'm 20 anyways. As for where to zap, I was also thinking the love handles. Or maybe the outside of the thigh.

Good man. :)