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So Begins the stun gun wars.

Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 07:44
I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.
Free Soviets
26-10-2004, 07:46
I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

don't say i didn't warn you
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 07:50
Do you know what sort of long term effects those things have?>
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 07:53
Do you know what sort of long term effects those things have?>

I'll be sure to keep a journal.
BackwoodsSquatches
26-10-2004, 07:55
Heed me, young Clown.

No good shall come of this.
Amyst
26-10-2004, 07:55
Do you know what sort of long term effects those things have?>

Yep. They provide hours and hours of amusment. :D
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 07:56
Wait, do people really do this? Dont those things fucking incapacitate you?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:05
Wait, do people really do this? Dont those things fucking incapacitate you?

Depends where you get zapped and how long. Unless you hit a nerve bundle, it's not much worse than getting kicked by a donkey. A pissed off donkey.

If you get hit in a nerve bundle and/or you get zapped for an extended period of time(a couple seconds or more), then your muscles take a bit of concentration to get working again. In the meantime, the rest are jell-o.
THE LOST PLANET
26-10-2004, 08:07
I'll be sure to keep a journal.Just don't drool on it too much.
Big Jim P
26-10-2004, 08:11
I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

Add a three stage step-up transformer.
:p Then wtach them twitch.

A power supply helps to provide the voltage.
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 08:12
But doesnt the projectile leave a Wound.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:14
But doesnt the projectile leave a Wound.

No, these aren't tasers. I've been hit with a taser. I don't recommend it.

These are stun guns. They are handheld 'wands' with two electrodes on the end. When you hold the switch, and touch the electrodes to someone, they twitch. :)
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 08:18
You mean like cattleprods?
Vived
26-10-2004, 08:19
I know what my next purchase is going to be...
Big Jim P
26-10-2004, 08:22
No, these aren't tasers. I've been hit with a taser. I don't recommend it.

These are stun guns. They are handheld 'wands' with two electrodes on the end. When you hold the switch, and touch the electrodes to someone, they twitch. :)

Bet (And I know what I am betting)
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 08:22
This has got to be the most Fucked up Fad ever.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:23
You mean like cattleprods?

A cattle prod is a very high-powered and rather crude stun gun.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:24
Bet (And I know what I am betting)
? Bet?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:28
This has got to be the most Fucked up Fad ever.

Pet Rocks. 'nuff said. :p
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 08:28
Damnit. I dont get it. If it doesnt fire a projectile then how is it a gun?

Eh, whatever.

:Shocks LG, Runs off:
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:30
Damnit. I dont get it. If it doesnt fire a projectile then how is it a gun?

Eh, whatever.

:Shocks LG, Runs off:

OW! :mad:

It's called a stun gun because some dweebs decided to call it that. It's a misnomer.

Like 'Salad Shooter'.
Nation of Fortune
26-10-2004, 08:33
Holy Fucking Shit You Are A Fucking Moron!
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:35
Holy Fucking Shit You Are A Fucking Moron!

I'm just doing my part to save America's Youth by providing an example to NOT follow. ;)
Nation of Fortune
26-10-2004, 08:36
I'm just doing my part to save America's Youth by providing an example to NOT follow. ;)
Wow if only more people weren't like you, the world might be a better place
Big Jim P
26-10-2004, 08:36
? Bet?

Depending on how you connect the wiress or electrodes, through a three step transfomer someone not grounded gets a helluva shock.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:37
Depending on how you connect the wiress or electrodes, through a three step transfomer someone not grounded gets a helluva shock.

Ah. Okay. I wasn't sure what you meant.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:40
Wow if only more people weren't like you, the world might be a better place

The world needs people like me, ready to give selflessly in order to show people what real stupidity is. I'm very altruistic. If you want to contribute, I recommend Car Surfing. It's a dying cause.
Big Jim P
26-10-2004, 08:43
The world needs people like me, ready to give selflessly in order to show people what real stupidity is. I'm very altruistic. If you want to contribute, I recommend Car Surfing. It's a dying cause.

And to be shocked.

*moons Lunatic.*
Nation of Fortune
26-10-2004, 08:45
The world needs people like me, ready to give selflessly in order to show people what real stupidity is. I'm very altruistic. If you want to contribute, I recommend Car Surfing. It's a dying cause.
i had someone try that on me once. i was cruising down the street at about 30 mph when he opens the, tells me not to hit the brakes, and climbs on the roof. Just guess what i did.
Amyst
26-10-2004, 08:47
i had someone try that on me once. i was cruising down the street at about 30 mph when he opens the, tells me not to hit the brakes, and climbs on the roof. Just guess what i did.
Drove through a car wash, right?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 08:47
i had someone try that on me once. i was cruising down the street at about 30 mph when he opens the, tells me not to hit the brakes, and climbs on the roof. Just guess what i did.

Change the radio station? :D
Nation of Fortune
26-10-2004, 08:49
nope, both good guesses though washing the postal jeep would be pointless, especially with an open door. No , i drove at a low branch
Big Jim P
26-10-2004, 08:56
Zapps all and sundry, with his uber0stun gun, :headbang:
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 08:58
Nation that sounds like a far stupider thing to do than play with stun guns.
Nation of Fortune
26-10-2004, 09:01
Nation that sounds like a far stupider thing to do than play with stun guns.
Ok an idiot climbs on the roof of your car while you are driving, he seemed to have an affliction for pain (he carved 'have a nice day'in his arm with a mechanical pencil) so i drove the jeep at a branch that was low enough for him to hit it(i slowed down of course)
Monkeypimp
26-10-2004, 09:04
Holy Fucking Shit You Are A Fucking Moron!

Yeah but still, LG > you. In fact, LG > most people around here.


Still, Mr goofballs, I don't think this one is going to end up in a simple pants crapping like your usual stunts...
New Astrolia
26-10-2004, 09:09
Ok an idiot climbs on the roof of your car while you are driving, he seemed to have an affliction for pain (he carved 'have a nice day'in his arm with a mechanical pencil) so i drove the jeep at a branch that was low enough for him to hit it(i slowed down of course)

what you described is a person who enjoys inflicting pain on themself, not having others do it.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 09:09
Yeah but still, LG > you. In fact, LG > most people around here.


Still, Mr goofballs, I don't think this one is going to end up in a simple pants crapping like your usual stunts...

I suspect I know exactly wher this is heading, and I just hope I'm not the first. Or the last. :(

edit: Or the most frequent.
BackwoodsSquatches
26-10-2004, 09:22
I forsee large expenditures of electricity to peoples nether regions.

As I said, no good shall come of this.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 09:32
I forsee large expenditures of electricity to peoples nether regions.

As I said, no good shall come of this.

:( I certainly hope not. But I fear it may come to that.
Legless Pirates
26-10-2004, 10:53
:( I certainly hope not. But I fear it may come to that.
Every electric device in your house getting rigger to zap you :eek:
World wide allies
26-10-2004, 11:06
Ah man,

That sounds wicked funny (you should film it and show all of us !), shame we don't have any stun guns over here in the UK, but we have mace, yay for mace.

*Runs up to a friend in the street, sprays him straight in the eyes, runs back*

Yeah. Mace is cool.
Kecibukia
26-10-2004, 15:15
I didn't start it. One of my friends did. But it seems we have begun a stun gun war among us. I just bought a 100,000 volt stun gun today. I tagged three of them. :)

Something tells me, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

What's most likely going to happen is you or one of your friends is going to get hurt, possibly seriously. Your or your friends parents will probably find someone to sue. The media will get involved with stories about dozens of kids running around stunning eachother. Local community groups and politicians will call for a ban on stunguns as a threat to public safety. Then they will be banned.

and you wonder where the banning crowds (guns, food, rpg's, etc.)get their ammunition.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 22:42
What's most likely going to happen is you or one of your friends is going to get hurt, possibly seriously. Your or your friends parents will probably find someone to sue. The media will get involved with stories about dozens of kids running around stunning eachother. Local community groups and politicians will call for a ban on stunguns as a threat to public safety. Then they will be banned.

and you wonder where the banning crowds (guns, food, rpg's, etc.)get their ammunition.

Heh. There's a serious snag to this set of events: My circle of friends and I are all between 23-35 years of age. I myself am 31. Well, physically. My emotional age is about 17. :)
Snowboarding Maniacs
26-10-2004, 22:59
That stun gun idea sounds like fun *devilish grin*

Right now we all settle for shooting each other with airsoft guns.

LG has gotta be my favorite person on NS :p
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 23:07
It is not my intention to corrupt young minds. (nose grows)

I must reiterate that using stun guns on eachother for entertainment purposes is exceedingly stupid.

In many states, having a stun gun is not legal unless you have a permit, or are in a certain occupation. Check local laws.

WHile side-effects like heart palpitations are very rare, they can occur. Always know the risks involved when you participate in risky behavior.

Having said that, I will also point out that young people engage in risky behavior all the time. Stun Gun Tag is no more risky than anything else teens do when nobody in authority is looking. And considerably LESS risky than some.

So having said that, I recommend zapping the meaty part of the shoulders and/or the ass of your targets. :D
Snowboarding Maniacs
26-10-2004, 23:11
It is not my intention to corrupt young minds. (nose grows)

I must reiterate that using stun guns on eachother for entertainment purposes is exceedingly stupid.

In many states, having a stun gun is not legal unless you have a permit, or are in a certain occupation. Check local laws.

WHile side-effects like heart palpitations are very rare, they can occur. Always know the risks involved when you participate in risky behavior.

Having said that, I will also point out that young people engage in risky behavior all the time. Stun Gun Tag is no more risky than anything else teens do when nobody in authority is looking. And considerably LESS risky than some.

So having said that, I recommend zapping the meaty part of the shoulders and/or the ass of your targets. :D

Don't worry. You're not corrupting me, I do stupid shit all the time, and I'm 20 anyways. As for where to zap, I was also thinking the love handles. Or maybe the outside of the thigh.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-10-2004, 23:25
Don't worry. You're not corrupting me, I do stupid shit all the time, and I'm 20 anyways. As for where to zap, I was also thinking the love handles. Or maybe the outside of the thigh.

Good man. :)