NationStates Jolt Archive


hehe - joke time

Sumamba Buwhan
25-10-2004, 18:48
Two families moved from Pakistan to America. When they
arrived, the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time,
whichever family had become more American would win

A year later they meet again. The first man said, "My son
is playing baseball, I just had Mcdonalds for breakfast
and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud.
How about you?"

The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head"
Sumamba Buwhan
25-10-2004, 22:46
didn't like that one eh?
okay then try this one out.
Superpower07
25-10-2004, 22:47
Already heard the Pakistan joke
Anvilla
25-10-2004, 22:52
What do call a man in a pool with no arms or legs

Bob

What do you call a man outside your door with no arms your legs

Mat
Somewhere 999
25-10-2004, 23:02
heard that one before

here's one

Walking into the bar Henry said, "Pour me a stiff one Eddie, I just had
another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah!" said Eddie, "And how
did this one end?" "When it was over, she came to me on her hands and
knees." "Really, now that's a switch. What did she say?" "She said,
"Come out from under the bed you little chicken s**t."