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We've all either invented them or got them ourselves but have got you an example of nicknames that don't make sense?

I am called two different things by the same person, neither of which makes sense: Sin and Thorn.

hm.. I call one of my bestfriends an 'evil midget' even though he is really nice and very tall.. it was one of those random nicknames. It popped into my head.. so thats what I call him now.

I have several unflattering nicknames, all based on my last name.

My kid brother calls me ****** and I call him rickets.

hmph.....

evil gidget
Tinkerbell
Bits
Pookie
Mel
Gidge(but you knew that one)
Teletubby
Tinky
Tinky-winky*arg*
muffin
Princess
Little Miss Innocent.....

My family calls me justifiable homicide, which I never really understood...

Nearly everyone calls me by my last name. I wouldn't call it stupid though.


But I do know a guy that lost a testicle in a motorbike accident. Everyone calls him "Testie". Hehe. That makes sense though, so i guess it isnt stupid either...

I have several unflattering nicknames, all based on my last name.

Can't be as bad as the ones I have. Let me just say that my surname is Woodcock. Need I say more?

Jesus (long hair)
Girl (long hair)
Pistol Paul (Cause I have cowboy boots)

I was called "Arsewipe" for several years by my tormentors. Damn you, mum and dad

I was recently called "Deepthroat", but I have a deep voice. A friend of mine is named Boner because of his last name, and another friend is called Penis-pants.

Oh yeah, and I was once called Shaggy, 'cause i apparently look like the guy from Scooby Doo and my dog apparently looks like Scooby Doo. *shrugs*

People call me "Shots" and "The Girl with the Jack and Coke"

but they're both logical. I'm always seen at parties with a handle of Jack strapped to my back, and I refuse to take shots. alcohol should be enjoyed.

for a while in school a girl called me Jack, because she thought i looked like a mechanic.

and I was also called Checks, I think it was short for chechoslovakian, because I was a skinny white boy on a soccer team full of big black guys.


Messengerboy of King Longfellow

A friend of mine was called cauliflower, and his ears were absolutely normal, so...

Don't get me wrong; I'm a huge Bears fan but their starting LDT during *the* Super Bowl season was Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Where on Earth do you get a nick like "Mongo?" He and about 20 others on that team had a nickname including HOF'ers DE Dan "Danimal" Hampton, RB Walter "Sweetness" Payton and MLB "Samurai Mike" Singletary. Oh yeah. Just about forgot backup LB/current D. coordinator Ron "Chico" Rivera.

and I was also called Checks, I think it was short for chechoslovakian, because I was a skinny white boy on a soccer team full of big black guys.

I think the point of that one was that you being white and the others black it resembled a chequerboard.

When it came to naming me, I could tell my parents really wanted a boy, because I am a female and my name is Bobbie

Here are some of the nicknames I have acquired over the years...

Bob
Bobo
B.J my middle name is Jo *sigh*
Blow
Jo

Kink (friend gave that one to me, don't know why :)
Lovey
Morticia- (I have dark black hair)
Pinky

I used to work with this woman named Jamie and people would call her James sometimes. It always sounded dumb to me to call a woman James.

LP
PeeWee
Little Radio
Lil Chap

and a lot more.

I knew/know a guy at the college I go to that's nicknamed "Moose". I could never figure that one out. He didn't look like a moose nor was he that big. Actually he's kind of small.

This asshole at my school calls me 'Jesus' for no goddamn reason.

Which makes no sense, since I have a very cynical and unforgiving side if the world pisses me off enough (usually on NS).

This asshole at my school calls me 'Jesus' for no goddamn reason.

Which makes no sense, since I have a very cynical and unforgiving side if the world pisses me off enough (usually on NS).
Maybe it was intended as one of those ironic nicknames? Kind of like if you constantly refer to a 300-lb guy as "Tiny".

Some of the more creative/interesting ones...

"The Man" -No idea where that came from, other than that's what many people called me in highschool.

"Cold-hearted Bastard" -It made alot of sense at the time.

"Honey Bunches of Oats" -My favorite! Most creative nickname I ever got.

My surname is pluckrose so I get called loads of variations of 'plucky'. Plucky, pluckers, pluckman, pluckydude, the pluckmeister, plucky ducky, etc.
I don't really mind any of those nicknames but one really annoying guy that I know keeps on quoting those adverts with the dog - 'Plucky? That's more than Plucky.'

My nicknames include Shithead, R, and God. Go figure.

My kid brother calls me ****** and I call him rickets.
:sniper: YOUR BROTHER IS AN IDIOT AND YOU ACCEPTING THIS NICKNAME MAKES YOU A DOUBLE DOSE OF IDIOT. :gundge: :headbang:

Me and my boyfriend have so many silly names for one another. :P
Preebles, bumface, girlyface etc being some of mine.

I knew a guy called Nick, his nick was Prick. Haha that sounds like poetry.

I'm variously Ferret (no, I don't know why), Serving Wench (mwahaha!), Lil (ugh), Lils (UGH!), and That-girl-who-is-ranting-about-cheese-midgets-and-whacking-people-with-fluffy-handcuffs.

Friends and misc. are:
Weasel (best friend)
The Harry Potter Guy (what? He looked like Harry Potter, damnit)
The Hi Guy (um... guy me and friends randomly dared each other to say hi to... over and over again... poor guy)
Tigger (ugh, best friend again... being *lame*)

My kid brother's name is Boy, but because he's rather skinny, we call him Boner (you can easily count his ribs). But when someone askes us why we do call him that, we say he jumped on us while he had a hard on.

:eek:

chased some girls away :D

I am the man of a thousand nicknames: D, D-mac, D-money, D-smack, smack, Smackzor, Lord D, Overlord, Big D, and the list goes on. I've almost forgotten my real name.

Everyone calls my friend Randy 'Lunchbox'. Not sure why... other than we've got a radio personality here in Cleveland named Lunchbox.

Though I usually call him Tupperware, or Take-out Box.

Indeed, it is stupid.

And due to my thyroid surgery I have to take a pill evryday, which led to my nickname 'P-Funk'.

I used to have a friend called Daniel who was scarily thin. One day we just decided that his name was Skinny Bob for no reason whatsoever. Since that day, none of us called him Dan or Daniel again. Sometimes we even shortened it to Bob.

My friends and I also gave each other "ghetto" names a few years ago.
I was Cletus, then there was Rayshaun, Bubba, Shaniqua, and D-Money.

There's some moron who's name is Pierre, but everyone calles him "Asspierre"

stupid bastard is my nickname :mad:

a friend of mine used to call me meli bacuse i looked mealncholy one day. However malancholy translates into greek as honey so everyone thought she was calling me honey and that we were dating..

Nevertheless we did end up dating but for entirly different reasons... :p

Boss, God, Hitler, Guevara, Stalin...


And the scary thing is... I'm not kidding =/


I can understand Boss and God... I'm a bossy person... a perfectionist who happens to be very demanding of colleagues..

And I am fascinated by anything German.. German history, automobiles, choppers, medicine, art, architecture, culture, cuisene... and I can be radical/leftist in my ideology sometimes.. but come on! Stalin? That's an insult :(

One of my friends always called me "Sasquatch" for reasons that make too little sense to explain...except that he needed something to call me in response to me calling him "Numbnuts."

My girlfriend calls me "Purple Slinky" for reasons that make even less sense...I call her "Wiggles" after an episode of Futurama (anyone who can tell me the reference gets a metaphorical cookie.)

Boss, God, Hitler, Guevara, Stalin...


And the scary thing is... I'm not kidding =/


I can understand Boss and God... I'm a bossy person... a perfectionist who happens to be very demanding of colleagues..

And I am fascinated by anything German.. German history, automobiles, choppers, medicine, art, architecture, culture, cuisene... and I can be radical/leftist in my ideology sometimes.. but come on! Stalin? That's an insult :(

Ah yes, I've been referred to as Hitler on occasion. I bear an unfortunate resemblance, or so I'm told... though I have noticed it. But I am of German descent and I too am found of German history, etc. Though I can't say its because of my ideolgy. I'm very tolerant. Except for stupid people.

It seemes many of us are interested in german history and such... I smell a third riech coming on in the form of americas youth!

Wouldn't that be the Fourth Reich?

It seemes many of us are interested in german history and such... I smell a third riech coming on in the form of americas youth!

Oh God... and I'll probably be your leader...

Wouldn't that be the Fourth Reich?

Actually it would be a first Reich. Because we aren't Germany. It would be 4th, if we lived in Germany.

Too late I called Dibs on leader, you can be my faithful assisstant.

Actually it would be a first Reich. Because we aren't Germany. It would be 4th, if we lived in Germany.
Then it would be either no "Reich" or the Fourth Reich (to commemorate Hitler)

I'm still in highschool and my classmates call me 'bearbiscuit', apparently because I ate one a few years ago and now I'm trying to let them call me God.
So far without succes.