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Did you see Ashley Simpson?

Sukafitz
25-10-2004, 15:26
Here's the video:
http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

It's not funny because of what happened as it was how she dealt with it.

Ashlee Simpson was embarrassed on "Saturday Night Live", scurrying off stage when a production glitch caught her lip-synching the wrong tune.

She sang "Pieces of Me" in her first segment on the show. It was the same song that she butchered at August's MTV Music Video Awards. It was a flat, out of key performance.

She returned to sing the debut song "Autobiography" for a second set. But whoever was responsible for piping in a studio-engineered rendition for Simpson to mouth screwed up, playing "Pieces" once again.

She hopped around for a little and then slinked off the stage while her band half-heartedly faked away.

Hopefully this will be the last we ever hear from her.
Gymoor
25-10-2004, 15:30
Oh, I wouldn't mind her doing some nude photo shoots or a porno. You're right though, this should be the last we hear of her.
Sarzonia
25-10-2004, 15:34
I hope it's the last we hear of her. People like her make it a lot harder on the legitimate singers, songwriters, and musicians who are struggling to make it while Ashlee Simpson inherits a fucking mint and probably has a record deal because she's Jessica Simpson's baby sis.

Damn skank.
Sukafitz
25-10-2004, 15:40
She'll be doing porn by the time she's 18.
BoomChakalaka
25-10-2004, 15:41
She is the only "singer" I've ever known that could give me a headache with one of their most popular songs. Seriously, I get an actual headache when she comes on the radio.
Waynesburg
25-10-2004, 15:44
Who is Ashley Simpson? You know us right-wing facists only listen to Rush Limbaugh, right?
Schnappslant
25-10-2004, 15:49
She'll be doing porn by the time she's 18.
hmm...

Jessica and Ashlee vs Ashley and Mary-Kate

Whoever gets that as a porn franchise will be sorted
The Unnamable
25-10-2004, 15:59
...when 'live' musical performances on SNL actually were. Of course, I also remember when it was funny, let alone NOT a tool for conservative gov't. propaganda disguised as liberal hijynx, ala' clear channel. The Liberal Media isn't; remember that. But then again, after all this is a one party system with two factions controlled by varying big business interests. If it truly WAS a free democracy, then two of the other presidential candidates wouldn't have been arrested when they showed up at the last debate; they would have actually participated in it. They would've actually BEEN debates, as well, instead of the carefully scripted info-mercials they were (remember when the league of women voters ran them instead of the parties themselves?) And another's (Nader's) campaign wouldn't be on the right wing payroll. Take my advice, throw away your televisions and learn to start thinking for yourselves while it's still possible. Better yet: REVOLT!

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Crazy Japaicans
25-10-2004, 20:19
All I can say about her being caught is...about time
Chodolo
25-10-2004, 20:26
I just like that little dance she does.

It makes my weewee happy.
Alansyists
25-10-2004, 21:21
She'll probably shoot herself becuase her sister's better looking and more talented than she is.

Intelligence-wise they're on par with one another.
Gymoor
25-10-2004, 21:44
She'll probably shoot herself becuase her sister's better looking and more talented than she is.

Intelligence-wise they're on par with one another.

Well, they both have nice ta-tas though. Only thing going for them. J Simpson's redo of "Take My Breath Away" made me want to vomit. I never really liked the original, but she made it worse.
Bereavia
25-10-2004, 22:20
Lmao...Wow

At least she tried to make an attempt to keep it going with her little dance.. lol
Suicidal Librarians
25-10-2004, 23:17
I hate how Ashlee is only famous because her sister is famous. Her voice is doctored in the studio so she sounds halfway decent (she still sucks) and then she gets famous for pretending she has any talent. Jessica Simpson has talent, even though I don't care for her I'll admit it. She can sing live and actually hit the notes right.
New Foxxinnia
25-10-2004, 23:50
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4739/jig.gif

Anyone else notice how the band was smiling at each other after she walked off the stage?
Schnappslant
27-10-2004, 15:38
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4739/jig.gif

Anyone else notice how the band was smiling at each other after she walked off the stage?
Roll up for the new Ashlee Simpson Dancerobics class...
Planta Genestae
27-10-2004, 15:40
hmm...

Jessica and Ashlee vs Ashley and Mary-Kate

Whoever gets that as a porn franchise will be sorted

Now I know what to present to my entrepreneurial group!