Ogiek
25-10-2004, 02:38
Which candidate, according to recent polls, do gods and goddesses support?
The latest Zogby poll shows that when all gods and goddesses are polled the race is evenly divided with 46% supporting Kerry, 46% in favor of Bush, 1% leaning toward Nader (mostly die-hard Wiccan, Voodoo, and Santerian deities), and 7% undecided.
The Heavenly electorate break down further:
Kerry’s lead over Bush among goddesses is 57% to 38% in a two person race, although Bush has made significant inroads among Mayan, Aztec, and Incan goddesses.
Bush continues to lead among gods 53% to 46% in a two person race, although Kerry’s support is strong among African and Hindu gods. Bush has lost significant support among Mesopotamian and Persian male deities, who supported him overwhelmingly in 2000.
Support for Ralph Nader has dropped off considerably. Said the Wiccan "Pregnant Virgin," Ain Soph, "I like what Nader says, but this election is just too important to throw my vote away."
The election could hinge on the undecideds in swing regions of heaven with Japanese Shinto deities and the retired Greek and Roman pantheon playing a significant role.
Because of the volitility of the electorate polls are changing all the time. Feel free to post results from other polls.
The latest Zogby poll shows that when all gods and goddesses are polled the race is evenly divided with 46% supporting Kerry, 46% in favor of Bush, 1% leaning toward Nader (mostly die-hard Wiccan, Voodoo, and Santerian deities), and 7% undecided.
The Heavenly electorate break down further:
Kerry’s lead over Bush among goddesses is 57% to 38% in a two person race, although Bush has made significant inroads among Mayan, Aztec, and Incan goddesses.
Bush continues to lead among gods 53% to 46% in a two person race, although Kerry’s support is strong among African and Hindu gods. Bush has lost significant support among Mesopotamian and Persian male deities, who supported him overwhelmingly in 2000.
Support for Ralph Nader has dropped off considerably. Said the Wiccan "Pregnant Virgin," Ain Soph, "I like what Nader says, but this election is just too important to throw my vote away."
The election could hinge on the undecideds in swing regions of heaven with Japanese Shinto deities and the retired Greek and Roman pantheon playing a significant role.
Because of the volitility of the electorate polls are changing all the time. Feel free to post results from other polls.