NationStates Jolt Archive


Woo hoo! First to piss on the new ad! (Wolves)

The Mycon
24-10-2004, 20:26
Currently the top commercial at http://www.georgewbush.com/.

This ad, while technically correct, claims In an increasingly dangerous world, even after the first terrorist attack on America, John Kerry and the liberals in Congress voted to slash America's intelligence operations. By $6 billion. Cuts so deep, they would have weakened America's defenses. And weakness attracts those who are waiting to do America harm.

They refer specifically to the 1993 attacks. Furthermore while six billion could make a difference in the war on terror itself, this particular cut was really cancelling an unspent slush fund (http://www.slate.com/Default.aspx?id=2108598&)- reclaiming money that was lost due to bureaucratic brain farts.
In the early-to-mid '90s, the National Reconnaissance Office—the branch of the U.S. intelligence community that controls spy satellites—had come under investigation for serious financial malfeasance. The probe found vast waste, extravagance, and hoarding. In one instance, the NRO canceled the launching of a highly expensive spy satellite, didn't tell Congress (or any federal agency) about it, and kept the money.

So, Congress voted to cut the budget—not to curtail intelligence operations, but simply to retrieve money that was never spent. As I put it at the time, "[I]t's as if Kerry had once filed for a personal tax refund—and Bush accused him of raiding the Treasury."

Granted, I could claim that James Traficant (R-OH) suggested a $60 Billion cut to the FBI & CIA after 9/11 (That's ten times as much, mind you), I seriously hope that the whole world has learned by now that budget advice from Ohio Republicans is the last thing you should listen to.

Cute little parody here (http://www.thepoorman.net/archives/003338.html#more).
Incertonia
24-10-2004, 20:34
There's some question about the veracity of the wolves in that ad. Go see Wolfpacks for Truth. (http://wolfpacksfortruth.org) :D
7eventeen
24-10-2004, 20:35
Kerry would give the country to the wolves if allowed.
A lost pencil
24-10-2004, 20:38
Kerry would give the country to the wolves if allowed.

And don't forget about the mass killing of first borns and the 110% tax rate if he's voted in.
Incertonia
24-10-2004, 20:48
And don't forget about the mass killing of first borns and the 110% tax rate if he's voted in.
Yep. And that he would give the nuclear football to Kofi Annan and would make Saddam Hussein the President of Iraq all over again.
Erastide
24-10-2004, 20:52
I have to say I'm glad I don't live in a swing state. Those ads are horrible. :mad:

To be inundated with them day after day would drive me up a wall.
Gymoor
24-10-2004, 20:53
Yep. And that he would give the nuclear football to Kofi Annan and would make Saddam Hussein the President of Iraq all over again.

Don't forget that he'd appoint Jane Fonda as Secretry of State, and he'd ban the NFL.
Incertonia
24-10-2004, 21:00
Don't forget that he'd appoint Jane Fonda as Secretry of State, and he'd ban the NFL.
And he'd make NASCAR switch to hybrids--or worse, electric cars.
The Lightning Star
24-10-2004, 21:00
Lol, im a Bush supporter and i STILL found that parody funny!

Seriously tho, the bunnies are EVIL! Remember how in Monty Python and the Holy Grail one bit off three knights' heads?

Pure evilll...
Capitallo
24-10-2004, 21:05
I have to say I'm glad I don't live in a swing state. Those ads are horrible. :mad:

To be inundated with them day after day would drive me up a wall.

Don't go to far yet. Those terrible ads are being shown in my state and Nebraska is anything but a "swing" state. I think the last time we voted democrat was under FDR.

Ядерный Война угрожаюший!
The Lightning Star
24-10-2004, 21:13
Pppfft! I even get this ad in PANAMA!(but only when i watch American channels though.)
7eventeen
24-10-2004, 21:26
And don't forget about the mass killing of first borns and the 110% tax rate if he's voted in.
The funny thing is, that is pretty close to accurate.
Gymoor
24-10-2004, 21:32
The funny thing is, that is pretty close to accurate.

Does your name indicate your age or your IQ?
Myrth
24-10-2004, 21:33
The funny thing is, that is pretty close to accurate.

No, the funny thing is that you actually believe that crap.
Pantylvania
24-10-2004, 21:40
And he'd make NASCAR switch to hybrids--or worse, electric cars.that actually sounds pretty good. The only negative I can think of is that it's more difficult to set an electric car on fire
Incertonia
24-10-2004, 21:44
that actually sounds pretty good. The only negative I can think of is that it's more difficult to set an electric car on fireYeah, and harder to get them going fast enough to flip over a dozen times.
Ashmoria
24-10-2004, 22:09
I have to say I'm glad I don't live in a swing state. Those ads are horrible. :mad:

To be inundated with them day after day would drive me up a wall.
i live in new mexico
according to the newspaper only miami gets more political ads than we do

in a typical commecial break if there are 6 ads 5 of them are political! its brutal. i wouldnt even KNOW if there is a big sale at macy's this week!!
New Anthrus
24-10-2004, 22:14
I think it'll scare away older voters. It was too reminiscent of the one Reagan used, and may turn them off.
Anbar
24-10-2004, 22:21
Cute little parody here (http://www.thepoorman.net/archives/003338.html#more).

That's really great, I was doubled over in my chair laughing at every later frame!

"Oh no, I think they're getting gay married!"