NationStates Jolt Archive


What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Eridanus
24-10-2004, 06:42
I have no idea if I spelled that right. But what would YOU do for one of those delicous little ocnfections? I'd personally go and poach a Klondike bear! Being from Idaho, I know much about poaching...shut up
Grigala
24-10-2004, 06:44
Depends... Are we talking Choco Tacos here?
La Terra di Liberta
24-10-2004, 06:45
I'd eat another Klondike bar and not much beyond that.
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 06:48
Depends... Are we talking Choco Tacos here?

They're sorta related you could say
Democratic Nationality
24-10-2004, 07:41
I wouldn't do anything. But it's amazing how many times this question is asked both in here and the real world. A real triumph of corporate advertising indoctrination. As someone once wrote, f*ck Klondike bars and f*ck the whole corporate/commercial system that presents them as something indispensable.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-10-2004, 07:45
Why, I'd molest a moose!
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:02
Why, I'd molest a moose!

Hey me too!
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
24-10-2004, 08:03
Depends... Are we talking Choco Tacos here?

MMMMM.....Choco Tacos. Good.......better then incest good!
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:04
I wouldn't do anything. But it's amazing how many times this question is asked both in here and the real world. A real triumph of corporate advertising indoctrination. As someone once wrote, f*ck Klondike bars and f*ck the whole corporate/commercial system that presents them as something indispensable.

Hey, they're pretty good I think. So...what would YOU do for a CHACO TACO!?
Big Jim P
24-10-2004, 08:06
I have no idea if I spelled that right. But what would YOU do for one of those delicous little ocnfections? I'd personally go and poach a Klondike bear! Being from Idaho, I know much about poaching...shut up

Poaching a klonidike: Either Shooting it out of season, boiling it in an oven or...My mind reels.
:p

PS: boiling and shooting are both very messy.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-10-2004, 08:06
Hey me too!


MY MOOSE!

Get your own!
Big Jim P
24-10-2004, 08:07
Hey me too!

I have and I got no klondike bar.
:(
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
24-10-2004, 08:07
So...what would YOU do for a CHACO TACO!?

Whatever the hell you want! JUST GIVE ME ONE!

:D
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:12
Whatever the hell you want! JUST GIVE ME ONE!

:D

Have raunchy sex with....ummm...a CRAB!
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
24-10-2004, 08:14
Alright, but I better get that Choco Taco!

*has raunchy sex with a crab*

:D

Now, CHOCO TACO!

*licks lips like little kid and holds out hands*
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:14
Poaching a klonidike: Either Shooting it out of season, boiling it in an oven or...My mind reels.
:p

PS: boiling and shooting are both very messy.

hmmm..I suppose you could do both...nothing saying you can't eh! It's a good idea to shoot it first before you boil it.
Big Jim P
24-10-2004, 08:19
hmmm..I suppose you could do both...nothing saying you can't eh! It's a good idea to shoot it first before you boil it.

Not near as much fun though. Try shooting it in the oven, that might be worth it but still messy.
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:19
Alright, but I better get that Choco Taco!

*has raunchy sex with a crab*

:D

Now, CHOCO TACO!

*licks lips like little kid and holds out hands*

OOOOOOkay. Lemme get it

*grabs taco shell and runs into bathroom*

Just a second! *grunt*

*runs back out with Chaco Taco in hand*

Here ya go!
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:22
Not near as much fun though. Try shooting it in the oven, that might be worth it but still messy.

ooo...good idea. I'd hafta chop up the bear just to fit it into my oven. Maybe I could flash fry it....
Nation of Fortune
24-10-2004, 08:26
Why, I'd molest a moose!
poor moose, think of the children!!!!!!!!
Eridanus
24-10-2004, 08:31
poor moose, think of the children!!!!!!!!

Yup. I did them too
Big Jim P
24-10-2004, 08:31
poor moose, think of the children!!!!!!!!

Poor damn meeses.

*If no one get the joke I quit*
Nation of Fortune
24-10-2004, 09:33
Poor damn meeses.

*If no one get the joke I quit*
that would be one large mouse

just had to throw that one out too,
BackwoodsSquatches
24-10-2004, 09:47
Why, I'd bugger a buffalo!
Squi
24-10-2004, 10:12
Why, I'd bugger a buffalo!***I cannot resist the cheap shot.****

NO NO NO, the impliation is that you would do something you would not normally do, so you could get a Klondike bar as a reward for doing it. We don't want to know about your regular saturday night activities.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-10-2004, 11:01
So..do I still get to bugger the buffalo regardless of wether I get the Klondike Bar?