Silly things to say in a FPS
Our Earth
23-10-2004, 00:16
Can anyone think of silly or fitting things to say to people while playing online first person shooters?
Press "666" if you hate the 2nd amendment!
Or get a friend and have a really irritating conversation that's viewable to everyone
You>So then I was like "I'll call ya sometime"...
Him> Wha'd she say?
You>She said "alright!"
Him>Sweet
1337MASTERDUDE69XXX> STFU! I WANNA PLAY DAMMIT!
"Ah! I'm being desensitized to violence! Help me!"
Chess Squares
23-10-2004, 00:20
Holy shit look out!
No left, left, no your other left, no the other other left, damnit i said left!
my penis has a first name its....
Superpower07
23-10-2004, 00:22
Say anything in 1337!
New Granada
23-10-2004, 00:23
The only thing i've ever done in FPS games for the last four years or so is kill teammates or otherwise impede the progress of the team.
Hell, more than four years, we started back in online rainbow six.
I usually deny any involvement in it and then 'role play' as being virulently anti-american and anti-semitic.
Don't speak just KILL !!!!!
Lawnmowerville
23-10-2004, 00:34
"Does my butt look big in this?" Er, I've never played an online game, so I'm guessing...
I love the smell of plasma grenades in the morning.
Chess Squares
23-10-2004, 00:39
lol i took out their generator!
you dumbass that was our generator!
Davistania
23-10-2004, 00:41
Marco!
Marco!
Hey, c'mon guys!
Marco!
Don't stop until you get someone to say 'Polo'
I need more bling bling on my gat.
The Roman Party
23-10-2004, 00:54
Hush!
Davistania
23-10-2004, 00:57
Can't we all just get along?
Hey, is this Red v. Blue thing just a moral commentary on gang violence?
Niccolo Medici
23-10-2004, 01:00
I love describing the rooms I'm in, "Its the one with two big arches, a big blue light on the back wall, two entrances; one uphill, one downhill."
OR....
Apologize or warn your victim before every kill. I took to doing that when I started killing the same guys over and over again.
Dont Drop the Soap!
OR
Hehe, shoot me there again. That tickles.
OR
Red Sniper:Yea, can I see the blue team flag for a second? The dry cleaners needs it. Oh, dont worry, I'll give it back tomarrow. Sucker.
Later:
Blue Captian:Hey, where's the flag?
Blue Marine:Its cool, he said no starch.
I love describing the rooms I'm in, "Its the one with two big arches, a big blue light on the back wall, two entrances; one uphill, one downhill."
OR....
Apologize or warn your victim before every kill. I took to doing that when I started killing the same guys over and over again.
That's especially effective when you kill them in the most embarrasing manner possible (such as a quick whack to the back of the head in Halo.)
Lunatic Goofballs
23-10-2004, 03:15
I can't do this! I'm a Buddhist!
Tactical Grace
23-10-2004, 03:22
I once joined a CounterStrike server as 73H 1337 N008U1470R.
The reaction of the team to which I was allocated, spoke more than words ever could.
I once joined a CounterStrike server as 73H 1337 N008U1470R.
The reaction of the team to which I was allocated, spoke more than words ever could.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/mazgurth/pics/pictures/roflmao2.jpg
Sith Jedi
23-10-2004, 04:19
To Enemy: Hey I said PEACE!!!! <insert whining and many more kills>
53 1/2 minutes later, ok FINE BE THAT WAY I AM LEAVING!!!!
(real scenario, I was the whiner! JK heh)
Camel Eaters
23-10-2004, 04:25
What does this button do?