NationStates Jolt Archive

The problem with democracy is that it requires a certian level of education, and social awareness and economic development of its citizenry. OF course in the United States less than 2/3 of men graduate from our third rate public highschools, and we end up with hordes of ill informed hillibilly voters who have crazy notions in their ill informed heads that things like half a trillion dollar deficits are good for the economy in the longterm, God created the earth 6,000 years ago and the dinosaurs were demons created by Satan. If you let these people vote you get politicians like KKK leader David Duke getting over half the white vote in his senate campaign back in the 1990s in Louisianna, and judges in the south installing giant Ten Commandment monuments and of course people voting for George W Bush, who is apparently the product of the unholy union of his father and an especially dimwitted chimp.
In order to solve this partisan bickering dividing our nation, I hearby propose that the we the people of the "blue states" unify our country by restarting the civil war, placing the backwater south under military occupation, returning texas to its propper owners (Mexico) and forcing W into remedial grammar school english class. Kerry would be the perfect Lincoln, he is uncharasmatic, stiff and butt ugly. Gen. Clarke could develop alcoholism and facial hair play the part of Grant, the greatest drunk of all time. The rednecks with thier confederate flags flying from their pickup trucks have been itchin for a rematch for the past 140 years, and black people are pretty sick of getting repeatly kicked off the voter rolls in Florida. So how bout it? We'd let canada hold on to our nuclear arms for safe keeping and then we could slug it out. If the south wins all us fancy pants "elitists" would even agree to move to france and let the South have their 12th century christian theocracy. So why not?

I agree there are people on both sides that have nothing relevant to add but sometimes it's just funny to watch some of these fools rant on about issues they either know nothing about or such a small amount that they become annoying and repetative, just like I am right now.

Yes.........that's it, it's BRILLIANT!

We put all the religios nuts in the southern states, and all the smart people in the northen states, then we split the country in half. ;)

The US Civil War 2, coming to a State near you!

No thanks. If the smart people are going to have their own country, then we ought to at least have the part with the better weather. We've got to get California and Florida out of the deal. And New Orleans--they've got the good food and the hedonism. They can keep Mississippi. :D

The problem with democracy is that it requires a certian level of education, and social awareness and economic development of its citizenry. OF course in the United States less than 2/3 of men graduate from our third rate public highschools, and we end up with hordes of ill informed hillibilly voters who have crazy notions in their ill informed heads that things like half a trillion dollar deficits are good for the economy in the longterm, God created the earth 6,000 years ago and the dinosaurs were demons created by Satan. If you let these people vote you get politicians like KKK leader David Duke getting over half the white vote in his senate campaign back in the 1990s in Louisianna, and judges in the south installing giant Ten Commandment monuments and of course people voting for George W Bush, who is apparently the product of the unholy union of his father and an especially dimwitted chimp.
In order to solve this partisan bickering dividing our nation, I hearby propose that the we the people of the "blue states" unify our country by restarting the civil war, placing the backwater south under military occupation, returning texas to its propper owners (Mexico) and forcing W into remedial grammar school english class. Kerry would be the perfect Lincoln, he is uncharasmatic, stiff and butt ugly. Gen. Clarke could develop alcoholism and facial hair play the part of Grant, the greatest drunk of all time. The rednecks with thier confederate flags flying from their pickup trucks have been itchin for a rematch for the past 140 years, and black people are pretty sick of getting repeatly kicked off the voter rolls in Florida. So how about it? We'd let canada hold on to our nuclear arms for safe keeping and then we could slug it out. If the south wins, all us fancy pants "elitists" would even agree to move to france and let the South have their 12th century christian theocracy. So why not?

I don't mean to criticize by you should fix that post. Spelling :)
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The problem with democracy is that it requires a certain level of education, social awareness, and economic development of its citizenry. Of course in the United States less than 2/3 of men graduate from our third rate public high schools, and we end up with hordes of ill informed hill-billy voters who have crazy notions in their ill-informed heads. Things like half a trillion dollar deficits are good for the economy in the longterm, God created the earth 6,000 years ago, and the dinosaurs were demons created by Satan. (Actually that was Dragons. Dinosuars mixed with demon blood turned into dragons. >_<) If you let these people vote you get politicians like KKK leader David Duke getting over half the white vote in his senate campaign back in the 1990s in Louisianna, and judges in the south installing giant Ten Commandment monuments, and of course people voting for George W Bush; who apparently is the product of the unholy union of his father and an especially dimwitted chimp.

In order to solve this partisan bickering dividing our nation, I hearby propose that the we the people of the "blue states" unify our country by restarting the civil war, placing the backwater south under military occupation, returning texas to its propper owners (Mexico), and forcing W into remedial grammar school english class. Kerry would be the perfect Lincoln: he is uncharasmatic, stiff, and butt ugly. Gen. Clarke could develop alcoholism and facial hair play the part of Grant, the greatest drunk of all time. The rednecks with thier confederate flags flying from their pickup trucks have been itchin' for a rematch for the past 140 years, and black people are pretty sick of getting repeatly kicked off the voter rolls in Florida. So how about it? We'd let canada hold on to our nuclear arms for safe keeping and then we could slug it out. If the south wins all us fancy pants "elitists" would even agree to move to france and let the South have their 12th century christian theocracy. So why not?

Okay first, that was a weird post. You were doing great and making sense till you started getting insulting.
Its not Bush's fathers fault. Bush got drunk and used cocaine way too much and killed too many brain cells(well alcohol does kill brain cells but its probably more like a few cells in very important places) . Don't make fun of monkeys they haven't done anything to you.

A civil war would not be good. People would need to time to prepare first if that would be feasible. Plus I just don't want to formally divide the country.
Plus not every Christian or republican thinks that the earth was created 6 k years ago.

There are Christian Scientist who know otherwise.

Only extremist would believe that balony about 6 k.

Don't play the dirry tricks of Neo-cons; don't stoop to their levels of mud.
Remember never argue with a moron, there will bring you down to their level and beat you with their expereince.

BastardSword - This is totally in jest. :p OK? :D

I don't mean to criticize by you should fix that post. Spelling :)


If we are going to go back to school . . .
The problem with democracy is that it requires a certain level of education, social awareness, and economic development of its citizenry. Of course in the United States less than two-thirds of men graduate from our third rate public high schools. We end up with hordes of ill informed hill-billy voters who have crazy notions in their ill informed heads. Things like: half a trillion dollar deficits are good for the economy in the longterm, God created the earth 6,000 years ago, and the dinosaurs were demons created by Satan. (Actually that was Dragons. Dinosuars mixed with demon blood turned into dragons. >_<) If you let these people vote you get: politicians like KKK leader David Duke getting over half the white vote in his senate campaign back in the 1990's in Louisianna; judges in the South installing giant Ten Commandment monuments; and of course people voting for George W Bush - who apparently is the product of the unholy union of his father and an especially dimwitted chimp.

In order to solve this partisan bickering dividing our nation, I hearby propose that the we, the people of the "blue states", unify our country by restarting the civil war. Byplacing the backwater South under military occupation, returning Texas to Mexico, it's proper owner and forcing W into remedial grammar school English class. Kerry would be the perfect Lincoln. He lacks charisma, he isstiff, and butt ugly. Gen. Clarke could develop alcoholism and facial hair to play the part of Grant, the greatest drunk of all time. The rednecks with thier Confederate flags flying from their pickup trucks have been itchin' for a rematch for the past one hundred and forty years, and black people are pretty sick of getting repeatly kicked off the voter rolls in Florida. So how about it? We'd let Canada hold on to our nuclear arms for safe keeping and then we could slug it out. If the South wins, all us fancy pants "elitists" would even agree to move to France and let the South have their twelfth century Christian theocracy. So why not?

Having been recently called the originator of formatting Nazism here at NS, I must compliment your choice of formatting options.
Okay first, that was a weird post. You were doing great and making sense till you started getting insulting.
Its not Bush's fathers fault. Bush got drunk and used cocaine way too much and killed too many brain cellsspace(well alcohol does kill brain cells but its probably more like a few cells in very important places.) Don't make fun of monkeys, they haven't done anything to you.

A civil war would not be good. People would need to time to prepare first; if that would be feasible. Plus I just don't want to formally divide the country.
Plus not every Christian or Republican thinks that the earth was created six thousand years ago.

There are Christian Scientists who know otherwise.

Only extremists would believe that balony about six thousand years.

Don't play the dirty tricks of Neo-cons; don't stoop to their levels of mud. meh . . .level of mud slinging perhaps
Remember never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with their expereince.
Just couldn't resist it. :p

BastardSword - This is totally in jest. :p OK? :D



If we are going to go back to school . . .

Having been recently called the originator of formatting Nazism here at NS, I must compliment your choice of formatting options.

Just couldn't resist it. :p
Thanks I like having my spelling corrected it makes me feel all goosebumpy lol

I suppose I deserve the criticism for the grammatical errors considering the content of the post-- not that I care terribly.
As for the comment,
“You were doing great and making sense till you started getting insulting.”
Well of course I am being insulting you cotton picking hayseed! I am trying to start a civil war here. Go out back to the shed and get your old grand pappy’s musket and gather up the boys from the mill and raise the old stars n’ bars!
Of course I am just kidding, no offense, but come on, a civil war would be a lot less irritating and annoying than this current election nonsense-- until you got your limbs amputated anyway. I'd much rather engage gruesome combat than have to hear John Kerry blather on about his glory days in the 60s or hear Bush talk about praying to Jesus for tax cuts for the Iraqi people or some other such incoherent insanity. We missed a golden opportunity for a good old fashion civil war in 2000 with all that hanging chad nonsense in Florida but Al Gore pussied out. If that happens again this year all John Kerry has to do is give the word, and me and my boys will seize Tallahassee.