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I hate science. Goddamn that science. :sniper:

Yeah totally, cause like science just completely goes against God's word and that evolution bullshit is bullshit! I mean, God made woman from man and then that bitch tempted him! Everything is her fault!

The world is flat and the center of the universe!

I love science. Honestly.

Science is a prankster's best friend. Especially chemistry and physics. :)

I love science. Honestly.

And science loves you.

Science is a prankster's best friend. Especially chemistry and physics. :)

And especially if you understand it deeply. The times I've gone babbling about electron shells to my parents...

Science could, and will, kick your ass.

And especially if you understand it deeply. The times I've gone babbling about electron shells to my parents...

If you do it enough times, maybe they'll leave you alone more. :)

And science loves you.
I know. We plan on getting married.

I know. We plan on getting married.

what you and science do in the privacy of your own secret underground lab is nobody's business.

what you and science do in the privacy of your own secret underground lab is nobody's business.
Well, it is mine and science's. She's a cutie XD

I hate science. Goddamn that science. :sniper:
Ya - STUPID LAB REPORT! IT HAS TO BE FOUR DAMN PAGES, SINGLE SPACED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it is mine and science's. She's a cutie XD

get a room!

Yeah totally, cause like science just completely goes against God's word and that evolution bullshit is bullshit! I mean, God made woman from man and then that bitch tempted him! Everything is her fault!

The world is flat and the center of the universe!
Speaking of evolution, have you seen the cover story of this month's National Geographic? All it says is "Was Darwin Wrong?" I'll give you a hint--the article is not a defense of intelligent design. :D

Speaking of evolution, have you seen the cover story of this month's National Geographic? All it says is "Was Darwin Wrong?" I'll give you a hint--the article is not a defense of intelligent design. :D
Oh god...not ID AGAIN.

Oh god...not ID AGAIN.
Not at all--the title page of the article has in huge ass letters "Was Darwin wrong? No. The evidence for evolution is overwhelming." I can't wait to read it.

Not at all--the title page of the article has in huge ass letters "Was Darwin wrong? No. The evidence for evolution is overwhelming." I can't wait to read it.
No, I mean, ID is back again.

Ugh.

As you can cleary see in the following photograph taken by NASA scientists, the Earth is not a sphere but rather a perfectly round disk.
http://neil.fraser.name/writing/earth/earth.jpg

I only like Science as a friend.

She blinded me..... sorry it had to be said

Meh. Science seems all flashy and cool, at first, but she's just way too much work, and you never seem to make any progress with her.

She blinded me..... sorry it had to be said

Be blind! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVpLLmD98os)

I hate science. Goddamn that science. :sniper:

then stop using your computer you fuckiong hypocrite!

Meh. Science seems all flashy and cool, at first, but she's just way too much work, and you never seem to make any progress with her.

and the end result are as never cool as seen on TV.

You guys know this is a major grave dig, right?

I hate science. Goddamn that science. :sniper:

What kind of OP is that? There are so many reasons that you could hate science? Are you religious? Do you hate things for no reason? Are you incapable of comprehending your own insignificance? Did a scientist touch you? Without anything to debate except "science sucks" this thread is going to die or be killed really quickly.

What kind of OP is that? There are so many reasons that you could hate science? Are you religious? Do you hate things for no reason? Are you incapable of comprehending your own insignificance? Did a scientist touch you? Without anything to debate except "science sucks" this thread is going to die or be killed really quickly.

Probably has to do a Chem Lab report and it's due on Monday.

Probably has to do a Chem Lab report and it's due on Monday.

He knew about a report 3 years before it was assigned?

This is a really old thread and wow! I was really crazy back then, wasn't I? :p

This is a really old thread and wow! I was really crazy back then, wasn't I? :p

:eek: I only just noticed the date stamps.... wtf?

He knew about a report 3 years before it was assigned?

He used a time travel machine, which was invented by science, to go back in the past, to post about how much he hated science.

The world is flat and the center of the universe!

I've never understood where this argument comes from. Is it supported in the Bible?

He used a time travel machine, which was invented by science, to go back in the past, to post about how much he hated science.

I'm sure science will get it's revenge.

Missing body parts, anyone?

I've never understood where this argument comes from. Is it supported in the Bible?

You dare dispute the factual basis of the Earth being flat? HERETIC! *lunges with pitchfork*


EDIT - ooh, gravedig. I thought it was weird to see Japaica again.

I've never understood where this argument comes from. Is it supported in the Bible?

It doesn't 'come' from anywhere, it's true. The sun moves every day, but we do not.

Oh man ... I totally didn't notice this was gravedug.

This is a really old thread and wow! I was really crazy back then, wasn't I? :p

I know since now your so Not crazy now.

It doesn't 'come' from anywhere, it's true. The sun moves every day, but we do not.

Oh yes, I don't dispute that. I know, cause I've been to the edge and back. It's quite a nice view, with a lovely mist rising from the soundless waterfall. And the stars look so close! You should really try sometime. But do we have this written down somewhere? I mean, how do people who've never seen the edge of the world know it's actually flat?

It doesn't 'come' from anywhere, it's true. The sun moves every day, but we do not.

No, we move AND the sun moves.

I know since now your so Not crazy now.

I've clearly matured significantly. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-005.gif

Question is why the hell was this crappy thread gravedug?

You dare dispute the factual basis of the Earth being flat? HERETIC! *lunges with pitchfork*


EDIT - ooh, gravedig. I thought it was weird to see Japaica again.

*Parries lunge (yes, I parried a lunge) with a Terry Pratchett novel*

Oh yes, I don't dispute that. I know, cause I've been to the edge and back. It's quite a nice view, with a lovely mist rising from the soundless waterfall. And the stars look so close! You should really try sometime. But do we have this written down somewhere? I mean, how do people who've never seen the edge of the world know it's actually flat?

It's on some of those old maps they used to make before they were replaced by the so-called 'modern' fake maps produced from fictional space vehicles.

All lies, of course, perpetuated by the Freemasons. Everyone in their right mind knows that you can reach the edge a few thousand miles off the west coast of the US, if you don't get eaten by a sea dragon first.

No, we move AND the sun moves.

That's false. If we were moving, we would fall off the Earth or something.

Dosuun, why did you bring this back? There is no readily available explanation for what has happened here; it's an impressive act of necromancy, of course, but the logic behind it baffles me.

Hell, this thread was originally posted before Vetalia even existed.

Science will get us further than religion ever will.

Knowledge over ignorance!

Science will get us further than religion ever will.

Knowledge over ignorance!

But ignorance is bliss. Are you saying we should all be unhappy? You monster.

I've never understood where this argument comes from. Is it supported in the Bible?

Not really. It most likely derives from the idea that we, as the most important part of creation, should be in the center. Earth should be the center of the universe with everything revolving around us, and Europe/North Africa should be roughly located at the center of the earth. A spherical earth however does not support such a centrist notion.

And of course, earth is in a backwater region of the universe ;)

You guys know this is a major grave dig, right?

Crikey! I didn't notice until you mentioned it.

Crikey! I didn't notice until you mentioned it.

It is all LGs fault. LGs presence gives credibility and familiarity.
Poor goofball ;)

Not really. It most likely derives from the idea that we, as the most important part of creation, should be in the center. Earth should be the center of the universe with everything revolving around us, and Europe/North Africa should be roughly located at the center of the earth. A spherical earth however does not support such a centrist notion.

And of course, earth is in a backwater region of the universe ;)

The Earth isn't spherical. Have you ever been in a plane? It looks flat to me, even from up high.

There are children on this message board. How could you lie to them like this? Shame on you.

The Earth isn't spherical. Have you ever been in a plane? It looks flat to me, even from up high.

There are children on this message board. How could you lie to them like this? Shame on you.

If Earth was flat the horizon would be much further away. Also I heard that flat Earth probably comes from "The four corners of the Earth" being interpreted literally.

There are children on this message board. How could you lie to them like this? Shame on you.

Kids ? Here ?
Good - I need a morning snack. Care for a leg ?

It is all LGs fault. LGs presence gives credibility and familiarity.
Poor goofball ;)

I'm a beacon of comfort in a disturbing world. Or vice-versa. :)

If Earth was flat the horizon would be much further away. Also I heard that flat Earth probably comes from "The four corners of the Earth" being interpreted literally.

But the Earth is really big. You probably just can't see that far.

Without science many of the things we have today would be non existent..now Religion thats something I fine stupid...more people have been killed in the name of "My religion is right and yours is wrong" than anything else...and not one religion has any proof what so ever that any of its claims are true and most claims can be explained through science

In Soviet Russia, science hates you!

Science is cool!

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/science/ (Warning: Flashing images)

How is that not cool? Dancing Test tubes and a Bunsen Burner (though there is a seedy atom).

And especially if you understand it deeply. The times I've gone babbling about electron shells to my parents...

Remember: 2 electrons in the first shell, 'noble gas' elements have full shells!

As you can cleary see in the following photograph taken by NASA scientists, the Earth is not a sphere but rather a perfectly round disk.
http://neil.fraser.name/writing/earth/earth.jpg

Oh noes! you used science and revived an old and dead thread :o let it die!

No, we move AND the sun moves.

Well that is true, but us moving around the sun every 365.25 days a year is a lot easier to remember than the solar system revolution every 250-350 million years or so.

Btw, what is a gravedig? Is it ressurrecting a topic?

Question is why the hell was this crappy thread gravedug?

...and why have so few people noticed?

There's been a few grave diggings today, looking at moderation

And science loves you.

It hates me though. I'm getting C's in it. :(

Dosuun, why did you bring this back? There is no readily available explanation for what has happened here; it's an impressive act of necromancy, of course, but the logic behind it baffles me.

Hell, this thread was originally posted before Vetalia even existed.

i can explain it. in the sexiest nser thread, i posted a link to a long dead thread of mine called "free soviets predicts your future!" in that thread, i had a post linking to here to answer a question about csw's future. now all shall tremble at the awesteryious powers of free soviets!

Ya - STUPID LAB REPORT! IT HAS TO BE FOUR DAMN PAGES, SINGLE SPACED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww.. poor baby.

My lab write ups were usually 12-16 pages.

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What have we here? Gravedigging without a permit eh?

i can explain it. in the sexiest nser thread, i posted a link to a long dead thread of mine called "free soviets predicts your future!" in that thread, i had a post linking to here to answer a question about csw's future. now all shall tremble at the awesteryious powers of free soviets!

I am sorry for your loss, that thread being closed and all...

Aww.. poor baby.

My lab write ups were usually 12-16 pages.

You wouldn't happen to be doing Honours would you?

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