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So my english teacher has a crush on me.......wtf do i do about it?!

depends how old you are.

So my english teacher has a crush on me.......wtf do i do about it?!
uh-huh?

Kick him in the nads

So my english teacher has a crush on me.......wtf do i do about it?!

Well, do as I did. Sleep with her.

Well, do as I did. Sleep with her.
thanks for sharing.

So my english teacher has a crush on me.......wtf do i do about it?!

does the term "blackmail for an A+ grade" ring a bell?

It all depends on how old you are, and how the teacher goes about expressing his/her crush.

Go for it!

You do nothing. If you're under 18, they could go to jail. If you're over 18, they could lose their job. If they make a move on you, simply state you aren't interested. If they persist, report them.

ignore it

never have a relationship with a teacher you are having class with at the time. its an invitation to trouble if it doesnt work out well.

if you are inclined, and are of age, when you are no longer in her class, then its fine to pursue a relationship

if she wont take no for an answer, you need to go to her superior. its inappropriate for her to let her personal feelings for a student show.

and if the sexes are reversed, same advice.

have sex

itll help

I dunno.

Fight that lolicon before he rapes you.

my english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
the only problem was, my teacher was a guy
I hit im the face with an eraser
chased him with a stapler
stapled his nuts to a stack of paper

Fight that lolicon before he rapes you.

If I'm not mistaken, lolicon is the art itself, not the fan. Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolicon&r=f) seems to agree. I'm not 100% sure, but I am fairly certain.

Zwaffel him/her

If I'm not mistaken, lolicon is the art itself, not the fan. Urban Dictionary seems to agree. I'm not 100% sure, but I am fairly certain.

According to a Trigun manga I have, in which one of the bad guys is a pædophile, the fan is called a lolicon.

You must be really hot for him/her to like you. Your title would disgust any of the english teachers I have had. Hell, it disgusts me.

Tell your teacher 'HELL NO!'

Tell your mom. That would be cool

Can we get a physical description of this teacher??..

I mean.. you can't start throwing around suggestions without known what the guy/gal looks like, eh?

Set up a camera, do the dirty, and then...BLACKMAIL!!! :D

a lolicon.
It rhymes with neocon, which I'd assume both are to be avoided at all costs

Set up a camera, do the dirty, and then...BLACKMAIL!!! :D

That's a possibility.. unless the teacher was an 80 year old dude who was interested in anal sex.

You could still use it for blackmail.. but you'll have to hide for the next century or two before the controversy/humiliation slowly go away.

That's a possibility.. unless the teacher was an 80 year old dude who was interested in anal sex.

You could still use it for blackmail.. but you'll have to hide for the next century or two before the controversy/humiliation slowly go away.
Then...you had better make sure he is a rich 80 year old dude. That way you can quietly extort money from him, without having to go public. :D

Then...you had better make sure he is a rich 80 year old dude. That way you can quietly extort money from him, without having to go public. :D
Or just sell the tape to some porn company

Then...you had better make sure he is a rich 80 year old dude. That way you can quietly extort money from him, without having to go public. :D


What if he claims he's proud of his act, forces you to release the movie, and runs off to buy and island and settle in it never to be seen again???

You're screwed ;) (both figuratively and literally) :D