NationStates Jolt Archive

Caption 1:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg

Caption 2:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg

Caption 3:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg


There are no place winners, thanks to my personal time restraints and the fact that my opinion on what's funny likely differs from yours.


My personal entries:
Capt1:
Bush: Don't wanna be an American Idiot....

Capt2:
Kerry: And I'll have a huge statue of myself with heroic lights shining upon me in front of the Lincoln Memorial...and I'll be standing like this!

Capt3:
Bush: I've made ONE good decision during my term, and it is my choice in ties.

number two "no turn around stuipd"
number one "got milk, now thats respect."

Capt1:
Bush: Is that a weather balloon or a far away plane?

Capt2:
Kerry: Now moving on to my economic policies.... wait... has it been a whole three minutes since i last mentioned my service in Nam?

Capt3:
Bush: Hey, I got Saddam, thats one, and one more than Kerry got!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
"I pride myself as being an American. And I want people around the world to experience that feeling also."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg
"I have had one stance. One continuous stance. And that is to turn down those lights."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
"There is one way to solve our economic crisis, and that is to invade Iraq."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
"Must...channel...Patton..."


http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg
"Haha, I look tall."


http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
"..and I read My Pet Goat for the children!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
"Hey. Why are there 51 stars on this flag?"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
"I'm always amazed at what a great job Betty Crocker did on making that flag!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg
"You folks don't mind if I tan while I talk, do you?"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
"And it was with this finger that I singlehandedly found Dick Cheney's rectal polyp."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
Bush unzips. "Aaaah...that's better."

Caption 2:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg
"And then Godzilla was like RAWR RAWR!"
Caption 3:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
"One moment, I need to adjust my spine."

Caption 1:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg

Option 1: I have a strange craving for bananas...

Option 2: "So bush! Hows the Bin Laden hunt going?"
"........."

Caption 2:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg

Option 1: "Testing... one two..."
Option 2: "oh dear... these lights will melt my chin..."

Caption 3:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg

Option 1: "I DID NOT have sexual relations with that monkey."
Option 2: "So thats final... vote for me, or i'll eat your children."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
Say, that looks awfully like an American Airlines 767...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg
When these flashing lights drive y'all into seizures, i'm taking all of your money.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
Mr. Springer, I have a question for the black transvestite democrat holding onto the banana...

Caption 3:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg

"We only got one vote... and that was from a guy in florida who pressed the wrong button."

pic 1, (bush with flag)

"Hmmm, I wonder if mom can bake a cake that looks like this here flag..."

pic 2, (kerry giving a talk)

"After a bad reception on Earth, Kerry decides to run for presidency on Tatooine"

pic 3, (bush finger)

"See this here finger? One button and we could all be smitherines, you better remember that on election day!"

Caption 3:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg

"One more day, and we'll reveal we've captured Bin Laden to the public... then we'll be sure to win!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg

"NNNNNGGGGGGHHHH! What did I eat!? It won't come out!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg

"You know, if I stay at this angle, I look a little like that guy from Quantum leap...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
"I bless the hour that holds your fall. I will kill you all."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg

"I hope no-one notices my trousers are missing..."

Caption 2:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg

"Hey you moron! the audience is behind you!"

Caption 2:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg

"Hey you moron! the audience is behind you!"

out of all my captions, I think I like this one the best.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg

"I am a scumbag, but I can stand in front of this flag and I am a national hero. Look at me daddy!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg

"Warning...warning...prepare to be abducted!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg

"...God is up there..."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg

"Warning...warning...prepare to be abducted!"

I Like that one. :D

I Like that one. :D

Would have been better if it was "JK...phone home..."

Would have been better if it was "JK...phone home..."

ROFL!

Would have been better if it was "JK...phone home..."
no... "JFK phone home..."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg

Option 1: "I assure you, I did not just escape from the zoo."

Option 2: "hey wow man... I have a finger."

Option 3: "Rule number one: No more monkey gags!"

caption 1.
Hang on I don't see a star for Disneyland.

caption 2.
Kerry flees as shiny eyed monster eats crowd.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
Even after numerous warnings, Bush still insisted that he could eat pretzels without choking. Turns out he couldn't

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.1930.kerry.speaking.ap.jpg
Kerry: "... so I gave her a quick 5 across the eyes and she finally understood that the Heinz fortune was rightfully mine."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg
Bush: "bang! bang! Im gonna shoot that Osama"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/election.main/top.2041.bush.ap.jpg

Bush gives the signal for the brainwash team to come in.

Caption 1: [stoned] WHoa mann... theres like... stars dude...

Caption 2: Kerry going for American Idol: "Im a barbie girl.. in teh barbie world..."
OR
"Is my fly done up?"

Caption 3: "Now Keryy, you see, if you win, Im gonna shoive this microphone, up your Ass!"
OR
"Grunt, Grunt Grunt"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
Bush felt so patriotic turning up in front of a giant American flag. Unfortunatly, he turned up at an Anti-Bush meeting by mistake, and was quickly beaten up.

#1 "beam me up, scotty"

#2 "...and that's how babies are made..."

#3 "There can be only one."

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/story.bush.flag.ap.jpg
Bush went to daddy to speak to him in his huge living room...

"Err... daddy? Can you buy me an election please?"

1: "I think there's a fly up my nose, can you guys see anything?"

2: "Judo CHOP!"

3: "The ONE time I set my jacket down, and someone runs off with it.."