IDF
21-10-2004, 02:30
With it being election season, I think it is appropriate to discuss the best political comedy ever. My Fellow Americans had James Gardner, Jack Lemmon, and Dan Aykroyd. It is very funny, here are some funny lines from it.
President Kramer: Well President Douglas
President Douglas: President Kramer.
Kramer: Writing a book I see? I've written what, 7 books since leaving the office.
Douglas: You seem to have a good nack for fiction
Kramer: (sneers) How is Mrs. Douglas?
Douglas: We are in the middle of a divorce.
Kramer: Oh! I knew that! I guess life in the white house was too much of a strain on the marraige.
Douglas: No it was life out of the white house Belinda couldn't stand.
Kramer: Oh well your being out of the white house went over so well with the rest of the country!
Douglas (yelling) Well if you want to talk popularity!
Kramer: (yelling and interupting) If you want to talk about popularity, there was only 1 assassination attempt on me, you had three.
Douglas: Two! The woman in Phoenix doesn't count, she only had a starter pistol
(continues in onto funeral scene at Arlington)
Douglas: You're a whore! Admit it you're a filthy whore!
Kramer: Name me three women in the disctrict of Columbia you didn't bang when you were in the office. WHo am I kidding name one!
Douglas: Screw you
Kramer: Blow me (18 guns fire off in salute as he says this line)
President Kramer: Well President Douglas
President Douglas: President Kramer.
Kramer: Writing a book I see? I've written what, 7 books since leaving the office.
Douglas: You seem to have a good nack for fiction
Kramer: (sneers) How is Mrs. Douglas?
Douglas: We are in the middle of a divorce.
Kramer: Oh! I knew that! I guess life in the white house was too much of a strain on the marraige.
Douglas: No it was life out of the white house Belinda couldn't stand.
Kramer: Oh well your being out of the white house went over so well with the rest of the country!
Douglas (yelling) Well if you want to talk popularity!
Kramer: (yelling and interupting) If you want to talk about popularity, there was only 1 assassination attempt on me, you had three.
Douglas: Two! The woman in Phoenix doesn't count, she only had a starter pistol
(continues in onto funeral scene at Arlington)
Douglas: You're a whore! Admit it you're a filthy whore!
Kramer: Name me three women in the disctrict of Columbia you didn't bang when you were in the office. WHo am I kidding name one!
Douglas: Screw you
Kramer: Blow me (18 guns fire off in salute as he says this line)