Elect a World Leader! (Not RP)
Kaukolastan
20-10-2004, 22:41
This is something I got in an email, and it's kind of funny. Answer this poll before you scroll down to read the next post.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks eight to ten martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Kaukolastan
20-10-2004, 22:43
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It's a tossup between A and B. I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't engage in a little bit of naughtiness.
Kaukolastan
20-10-2004, 22:44
Highlight this post to reveal the names:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
Wow.
Liberal Canucks
20-10-2004, 22:45
Definately B, anyone who manages to get kicked out of office and sleeps 'til noon is my kinda guy. He probably doesn't believe in too much convention and will to whatever needs to be done, and sticks to his guns... while sleeping, and under the influence! What a man.
I went with A. Getting kicked out of office may be a little too much bad behavior for public office. Mistresses, astrologists, and martinis...that's a good world leader. :D
Terra - Domina
20-10-2004, 23:05
hitler was a good leader
BastardSword
20-10-2004, 23:12
hitler was a good leader
Hitler was great for the economy. Gotta give him that.
Kleptonis
20-10-2004, 23:16
I chose A. Reminds me of me the most. :D
Well, thats what you get when you pick selective information. Sort of ironic that C was a vegetarian though.
How bout this:
Leader A smoked but didn't inhale (haha!) got blowjobs from an intern, very possibly sexually harassed numerous women, lies under oath, but presided over a surplus and economic boom.
Leader B has never cheated on his wife, found God and overcame his alcoholism, regularly prays for guidance, and is the first pres to lose jobs in a hell of a long time and turned the surplus into a deficit.
Which would you choose? :D