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Ok i'll come clean. I'm not actually the normal owner of The Imperial Navy. My Brother has gone on holiday to stay with his Stepdad, and he asked me to look after his nation while he was gone. He went on Tuesday morning, and he's not due back 'till next Monday. He asked me, his sister, to look after his nation while he was gone-keep the issues running, Excetera. In return, He's going to give me his puppet nation, The Valuan Empire, when he gets back.

I got bored... I decided to play with the forums. at first, I decided to pretend to be him... you know, it's fun pretending to be a guy. It seems he forgot or didn't want to say he was going... heh. I decided to play around with his nation. I'm running his issues, and checking his Telegrams, but don't tell him when he gets back I was using the Forum. Hopefully he won't notice. I want to be the one that tells him I used it.

I'm gonna hang around until Thursday, but then I have work. And yes, it was me that started the election thread. my brother might like that he says that politics are pointless, but he's just a drama queen. he Loves politics. he's always going on about it.

By the way, My names Clara. nice to meet you.

;)

Ok i'll come clean. I'm not actually the normal owner of The Imperial Navy. My Brother has gone on holiday to stay with his Stepdad, and he asked me to look after his nation while he was gone. He went on Tuesday morning, and he's not due back 'till next Monday. He asked me, his sister, to look after his nation while he was gone-keep the issues running, Excetera. In return, He's going to give me his puppet nation, The Valuan Empire, when he gets back.

I got bored... I decided to play with the forums. at first, I decided to pretend to be him... you know, it's fun pretending to be a guy. It seems he forgot or didn't want to say he was going... heh. I decided to play around with his nation. I'm running his issues, and checking his Telegrams, but don't tell him when he gets back I was using the Forum. Hopefully he won't notice. I want to be the one that tells him I used it.

I'm gonna hang around until Thursday, but then I have work. And yes, it was me that started the election thread. my brother might like that he says that politics are pointless, but he's just a drama queen. he Loves politics. he's always going on about it.

By the way, My names Clara. nice to meet you.

;)
Maybe you can change the password ang hijack the nation :eek:

Hello Clara. I'm Phil.

Why not stage a coup, change the password? I would.

Good luck with the coup, try not to spill too much blood.

I would, but I can't do that to my little bro. it's so mean... Besides, I get a nation out of it-The Valuan Empire. I like that name better...

I would, but I can't do that to my little bro. it's so mean... Besides, I get a nation out of it-The Valuan Empire. I like that name better...

Yes you can!!

Then he can set up a rebel principality and you can have a civil war!

I thought something seemed slightly off about TiN recently, although i wasn't sure. I was thinking that before tuesday though. I think he might have just been more active recently.

Hi Clara.. welcome to nationstates, have fun :)

Stephanie
Game Moderator

I am. :)

Hi Clara.. welcome to nationstates, have fun :)

Stephanie
Game Moderator

I thought something seemed slightly off about TiN recently, although i wasn't sure. I was thinking that before tuesday though. I think he might have just been more active recently.

You wouldn't believe how mature my brother has become... He doesn't even have any porn on his hard drive.

You wouldn't believe how mature my brother has become... He doesn't even have any porn on his hard drive.
Are you sure?

I come from a family of computer wizz-kids. trust me, I've searched his hard drive in every possible way and found nothing except a downloaded copy of Ghost in the Shell, which I watched and didn't understand.

I come from a family of computer wizz-kids. trust me, I've searched his hard drive in every possible way and found nothing except a downloaded copy of Ghost in the Shell, which I watched and didn't understand.

So you'll search his hard drive but won't nick his country? Inconsistency, that.

You're not looking hard enough ;)
Trust me, guys + computers + Teh Intarweb = Pron
There's no two ways about it :P

Actually this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=366632) thread was the one that got me a little suspicious...

So you'll search his hard drive but won't nick his country? Inconsistency, that.

Searching his hard drive did no harm. Besides, If i had found anything I would have just looked at it. besides, It's a mans free choice what he decides to do. I have no intention of using it against him. Unless I had found kiddy porn, of course... :( Plus I also draw the line at that Hentai stuff... ew. Tentacles and all.

Luckily my brother is not a sicko... just a little... wierd. but thats thanks to his Insomnia and other mental problems.

Plus I also draw the line at that Hentai stuff... ew. Tentacles and all.

Luckily my brother is not a sicko... just a little... wierd. but thats thanks to his Insomnia and other mental problems.

Hentai > Everything.

You know you like it :cool:

Hentai > Everything.

You know you like it :cool:

sicko.

Actually this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=366632) thread was the one that got me a little suspicious...

Ah yes, the thread in which I made you think that I had always owned the nation, pretending to be a man. that was funny.

I come from a family of computer wizz-kids. trust me, I've searched his hard drive in every possible way and found nothing except a downloaded copy of Ghost in the Shell, which I watched and didn't understand.

Have you tried searching for hidden files and folders? That's a good ol' trick.

Have you tried searching for hidden files and folders? That's a good ol' trick.

yup, i've done that too... nothing.

He must keep it on some sort of removable storage then :p

He must keep it on some sort of removable storage then :p

Thats a good idea! I'll check his USB drive... he left it here. :)

Thats a good idea! I'll check his USB drive... he left it here. :)

Male sure you put it back in the exact same way you found it.

Male sure you put it back in the exact same way you found it.

I'm careful. I'm just gonna check it now... I'll let you know what I find when i'm done.

Okay, heres my report:

You were right... all men have a porn stash somwhere. After accessing his USB drive, I found a load of word documents, some stuff for NS, and a password-protected ZIP file. But to my surprise, the idiot passworded it with his logon password, which I know.

I was sickened to discover that my brother had an episode of a hentai movie called "La Blue Girl."

Sickening. I'm going to have a word with him.

Okay, heres my report:

You were right... all men have a porn stash somwhere. After accessing his USB drive, I found a load of word documents, some stuff for NS, and a password-protected ZIP file. But to my surprise, the idiot passworded it with his logon password, which I know.

I was sickened to discover that my brother had an episode of a hentai movie called "La Blue Girl."

Sickening. I'm going to have a word with him.

What did I tell you? :p
Hey, you can't blame him for being male.

What did I tell you? :p
Hey, you can't blame him for being male.

Yes, but Hentai? thats disgusting. All those tentacles and... just ewww.

Yes, but Hentai? thats disgusting. All those tentacles and... just ewww.

Eh, not my cup of tea, but to each their own!

*Sigh*

Well I hope you can keep quiet about this...

Sickening. I'm going to have a word with him.
And what will you tell him? That you went around snooping into his private files?

EDIT: BTW, the best way I've found to hide "sensitive" material is to zip the files, cipher them, change the extension to .dll or something and save it under system or something similar. For an added layer of protection you can use esteganography to hide it inside other file.

A good way to hide porn is to put it in inconspicously named folders within inconspicously named folders within other programs and giving all the porn long nonsensical names (ex: dfkjnslkdfmnsfiejriorhtsøkjnfilgmøtdhgihnfdjhaewnb) so their names won't show up in a regular search for porn buzzwords.

Err... Or so I've heard from a friend of mine.

A good way to hide porn is to put it in inconspicously named folders within inconspicously named folders within other programs and giving all the porn long nonsensical names (ex: dfkjnslkdfmnsfiejriorhtsøkjnfilgmøtdhgihnfdjhaewnb) so their names won't show up in a regular search for porn buzzwords.

Err... Or so I've heard from a friend of mine.

File types. Dead giveaway.

And what will you tell him? That you went around snooping into his private files?

Why not? I payed for the damn thing. Bought it for him for Christmas. And i'm paying for the Internet connection.

Why not? I payed for the damn thing. Bought it for him for Christmas. And i'm paying for the Internet connection.

Maybe you should have made it clear to him that there were acceptable uses to you gift and that in no way was he to have any privacy.

At least then he would have used stronger encryption.

Maybe you should have made it clear to him that there were acceptable uses to you gift and that in no way was he to have any privacy.

At least then he would have used stronger encryption.

Ah, he's okay. I'm not really that fussed now, so i'm gonna let it slide this time. But if I ever come home and find him wathing porn on my TV, then i'll level the score with him. He's living with me, so I expect him to follow my rules.

Ah, he's okay. I'm not really that fussed now, so i'm gonna let it slide this time. But if I ever come home and find him wathing porn on my TV, then i'll level the score with him. He's living with me, so I expect him to follow my rules.
Sure, there have to be limits. I don't think Hentai is such a bad thing, we all just explore sex our own way. Perhaps you should encourage you bro to talk about sex more openly.

Oh, but don't make the whole conversation about the mechanics of sex and how you can get disease or pregnant. Talk more about the feelings and how some people use sex as a weapon and that sort of stuff. It's much more important and seldom talked about.

Ah, he's okay. I'm not really that fussed now, so i'm gonna let it slide this time. But if I ever come home and find him wathing porn on my TV, then i'll level the score with him. He's living with me, so I expect him to follow my rules. um ur bro is living with u gross

Sure, there have to be limits. I don't think Hentai is such a bad thing, we all just explore sex our own way. Perhaps you should encourage you bro to talk about sex more openly.

Oh, but don't make the whole conversation about the mechanics of sex and how you can get disease or pregnant. Talk more about the feelings and how some people use sex as a weapon and that sort of stuff. It's much more important and seldom talked about.

Oh he knows about all that. he's not a kid you know.

um ur bro is living with u gross

My brother pays me rent, I let him use the spare bedroom. If you have a problem with that, then you are strange. Family takes care of each other. since our mother passed away, I've been looking after him while his Step-brother lives up north with his Father.

He's leaving here next year, because thats when he finishes college. He works as well, so thats why I look after him. The poor guy is always exausted by the end of the week. Thats why I am trying to be as lenient as I can.

File types. Dead giveaway.

So you change the file extensions.
.mpg to .mph; .avi to .avo
That kinda thing ;)

My Brother has gone on holiday to stay with his Stepdad, and he asked me to look after his nation while he was gone. He went on Tuesday morning, and he's not due back 'till next Monday.

Wrong. I have returned early. My Step-Brother wanted me out. (Lousy little buggers never liked me.)

I am very annoyed with my sister. But I have forgiven her for going through my files. Yes, I have pornography (Plus some she didn't find on my machine ;) ), but don't all men?

I'm still going to let her have my puppet. now give me a second while I change my siggy back to an appropriate one. you may hear from my sister tomorrow.

If you ever wanted to know MY real name, it's Carl.

Oh, but don't make the whole conversation about the mechanics of sex and how you can get disease or pregnant. Talk more about the feelings and how some people use sex as a weapon and that sort of stuff. It's much more important and seldom talked about.
Do this ---^

It'll freak him out real hard. Might be good for a laugh

Like she said, I'm no kid. i'm 19, and she's 26. she tells me that she pretended to be my age. heh, at least she felt younger.

Okay, heres my report:

You were right... all men have a porn stash somwhere. After accessing his USB drive, I found a load of word documents, some stuff for NS, and a password-protected ZIP file. But to my surprise, the idiot passworded it with his logon password, which I know.

I was sickened to discover that my brother had an episode of a hentai movie called "La Blue Girl."

Sickening. I'm going to have a word with him.
As the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester, I think I can declare this to be semi-officially Too Much Information. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Hahahaha, this thread cracked me up!!! :D

Hahahaha, this thread cracked me up!!! :D

Oh great. More laughter at my expense. :mad:

As the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester, I think I can declare this to be semi-officially Too Much Information. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

It's bad enough she looked through my stuff.

Oh great. More laughter at my expense. :mad:

Thats alright, i've been sprung before. I don't even bother hiding it anymore!

LOL

What is Hentai?

What is Hentai?

Animated porn.

Search google images... it's funny what you find.

It's bad enough she looked through my stuff.

Now, you know what to get up to when she leaves you home alone, hey?

Animated porn.

Search google images... it's funny what you find.

I see...

except...http://www.drowtales.com/galleries/album06/hclark1.jpg

tentacles indead...

I see...

except tentacles indead...

NOOO.... Take it OFF! :mad:

she freaks out because of some hentai tentacle action? lol :D

there are some nice hentai (well, kinda. if you into this stuff that is) games as well. give it a try.

I'm not clicking on that link. who knows what lies behind it (Besides my sister is reading this with me...)

she freaks out because of some hentai tentacle action? lol :D

there are some nice hentai (well, kinda. if you into this stuff that is) games as well. give it a try.

I've never been able to find any decent games for it.

Hi Clara.. welcome to nationstates, have fun :)

Stephanie
Game Moderator

See that! Bloody favouritism!

I've never been able to find any decent games for it.

Tr...

Oh wait.

No, I don't know any. Ahem. *Whistles and casually goes about his business*

I'm not clicking on that link. who knows what lies behind it (Besides my sister is reading this with me...)

Bwoaf, it isn't such a freaky link. Just click on it when your sister isn't watching and yoi'll see.
Not my cup of tea, but I'm pretty broad-minded in such things.