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It is true. In retrospect I had a lot of funny stuff when I was (ofter: too) drunk.

Once I fell asleep at a party and when I woke up, everyone was gone and I was in a litlle inflatable boat with a lot of bad, but funny poems on my belly. I had to laugh for half an hour before I finally got up and went home.

Ironically enough, the worst things also happen when drunk.

Like chipping my front teeth.

Ironically enough, the worst things also happen when drunk.

Like chipping my front teeth.
Also true

Falling onto my beerbottle with my eyesocket => scar and one HELL of a headache

There must be a scientific formula for this phenomenon.

I lost my balance and fell down some stairs I foolishly tried to climb.

I then spent the next 2 days chucking up what I drunk.

That put me off binge drinking... but I still enjoy a nice drink every once in a while.

I lost my balance and fell down some stairs I foolishly tried to climb.

I then spent the next 2 days chucking up what I drunk.

That put me off binge drinking... but I still enjoy a nice drink every once in a while.

Is that a best thing or a worst thing?

Is that a best thing or a worst thing?

I think it was both. :(

This was last year. I had more to drink than I should be drinking.

I know this sounds cliche but it was a dark alley, it was pouring down. 3 punks of some description were trying to mug a red-haired woman in a pink blouse.

(Yes, an almost perfect replication of the alley scene from the first Spider-Man movie, only there was no Spidey, and I didn't get an upside-down kiss)

I went in and less-than-gracefully fought off the attackers, they seemed feeble, maybe druggies. The next thing I remember I was in hospital, turns out I was stabbed and passed out. The redhead got me into hospital, she wasn't there when I woke up but she left a note with her contact details.

I'm still dating her today.

If I hadn't been drunk, I wouldn't have gone in swinging and I would never have been stabbed, so its the worst thing that ever happened to me when I was drunk.

I would also never have met my current girlfriend, so in the way that best thing that ever happened to me while I was drunk.

JiangGuo

Once I was so drunk I had lost my ability to speak properly, so I just said nothing for a long time. Some girl thought I was just really shy and liked that. We ended up :fluffle: .

I couldn't remember her name afterwards, so I never saw her again. I also have no idea what she looks like anymore. :confused:
But it was good... I think

This was last year. I had more to drink than I should be drinking.

I know this sounds cliche but it was a dark alley, it was pouring down. 3 punks of some description were trying to mug a red-haired woman in a pink blouse.

(Yes, an almost perfect replication of the alley scene from the first Spider-Man movie, only there was no Spidey, and I didn't get an upside-down kiss)

I went in and less-than-gracefully fought off the attackers, they seemed feeble, maybe druggies. The next thing I remember I was in hospital, turns out I was stabbed and passed out. The redhead got me into hospital, she wasn't there when I woke up but she left a note with her contact details.

I'm still dating her today.

If I hadn't been drunk, I wouldn't have gone in swinging and I would never have been stabbed, so its the worst thing that ever happened to me when I was drunk.

I would also never have met my current girlfriend, so in the way that best thing that ever happened to me while I was drunk.

JiangGuo

Thats very romantic.... almost like a fairy tale... apart from the drunk bit.

Once I was so drunk I had lost my ability to speak properly, so I just said nothing for a long time. Some girl thought I was just really shy and liked that. We ended up :fluffle: .

I couldn't remember her name afterwards, so I never saw her again. I also have no idea what she looks like anymore. :confused:
But it was good... I think

A friend of mine told me a story similar to this that happened to him. Except, it turned out he had made out with a guy.

A friend of mine told me a story similar to this that happened to him. Except, it turned out he had made out with a guy.
:eek: ROFL.

Sucks to be him.

Anyway. I did remember that I made sure she was a she ;) . And that it happened. Nothing else. :D

A friend of mine told me a story similar to this that happened to him. Except, it turned out he had made out with a guy.

It's not the same, but I think once when I was high on a joint I made out with another girl... that was very funny...

Well.. this one time I had a date with this really cute guy.. I was sort of shy a little bit about it. So, I asked him to bring a bottle of wine. He brought three.. our date lasted for 26 hours and we drank 6 liters of wine and well, I married him about a year later. Some of you know him as Zeppistan. :)

Well.. this one time I had a date with this really cute guy.. I was sort of shy a little bit about it. So, I asked him to bring a bottle of wine. He brought three.. our date lasted for 26 hours and we drank 6 liters of wine and well, I married him about a year later. Some of you know him as Zeppistan. :)

NS is home to lots of couples... how lovely.

I was thinking about this the other day and I can honestly say I haven't ever kissed someone for the first time when I wasn't at least a little drunk.

Worrying really.

I once got really drunk and kissed a girl which was actually pretty good, I won't do it again but it was nice

I once got really drunk and kissed a girl which was actually pretty good, I won't do it again but it was nice
Damn... now I'm gonna think abouth that the whole day

Wait... damn?... I meant: WHOOHOO!

Kissing other women isn't exactly a big deal. It's like kissing a man, except they don't smell as bad. and no stubble either.

I got talked into doing a striptease for a load of guys.


Lucky me I was wearing a "fat hairy woman" suit.

I got talked into doing a striptease for a load of guys.


Lucky me I was wearing a "fat hairy woman" suit.

:eek:

Kissing other women isn't exactly a big deal. It's like kissing a man, except they don't smell as bad. and no stubble either.
some men smell nice, it depends what aftershave they're wearing. I hate stubble when you're kissing, it's all itchy

One time (on a festival) someone tripped me and my pants ripped from the zipper all the way to the back. I had no spare pants. Lucky me it was the last night

some men smell nice, it depends what aftershave they're wearing. I hate stubble when you're kissing, it's all itchy

I always make sure that they are clean shaven. otherwise, it's back to the bathroom with a Razor!

I always make sure that they are clean shaven. otherwise, it's back to the bathroom with a Razor!
that's not always easy when you're in a club and in the middle of a pulling competition though

that's not always easy when you're in a club and in the middle of a pulling competition though

At your age clubs should be off limits. Pulling at 16 is fine, but most men in clubs are over 20. what are you thinking girl?

At your age clubs should be off limits. Pulling at 16 is fine, but most men in clubs are over 20. what are you thinking girl?
yes but men over 20 are more experienced (generally) and the oldest guy I've pulled was 26 (boy, that was a good night!) as far as I know anyway

My limit is either 1 year younger than me or 4 years older. anything over or under is a no-no. there's a lot of strange people out there. I hope you are careful.

I don't go for guys younger than me since it'd be peodophilia, and don't worry I'm always careful

I don't go for guys younger than me since it'd be peodophilia, and don't worry I'm always careful

Yeah i suppose it would be with you, but seeing as i'm 19 I think an 18 year old boy would be okay.

One time at a costume/beach party I ended up wearing an inflatable dolphin.

Drunken lesson number one: NEVER jump into a swimming pool with your mobile phone.

Drunken lesson number two: Do not try to dry said mobile phone in a microwave oven...

Let it be known that this did not happen to me. I tend to just get involved in playing air guitar to Stairway to Heaven and singing Queen songs REALLY loudly.