NationStates Jolt Archive

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Hah! Funniest post today. ;)

I doubt most of those reasons are in fact correct (except maybe for the SAT one), but there are loads of good true reasons not to vote for bush anyway.

And while we're at it. Anyone want to give me one GOOD reason to vote FOR bush?

I doubt most of those reasons are in fact correct (except maybe for the SAT one), but there are loads of good true reasons not to vote for bush anyway.

And while we're at it. Anyone want to give me one GOOD reason to vote FOR bush?

He's better than Kerry, the dirty communist scumbag?

Really, I dislike Bush myself because of his ridiculous spending policy.

But Kerry, heck no.

He's better than Kerry, the dirty communist scumbag?

Really, I dislike Bush myself because of his ridiculous spending policy.

But Kerry, heck no.


kerry a communist? wooahahahahahaheehahaha

Bush is death for americans and people around the world.

Voting for him makes you complicit in his crimes.

He's better than Kerry, the dirty communist scumbag?

Really, I dislike Bush myself because of his ridiculous spending policy.

But Kerry, heck no.
you look really intelligent there, trying to assert you know what communism is.

Okay. I just have to say this. WHO THE F**K MADE THAT WEBSITE!!! I'm sorry, but who the hell wrote that! They need serious help. And if Bush didn't even show up at his airforce in Texas, then what the hell is he doing in 'Nam. Just had to say that. It makes me wish I could vote.

am I the only one who finds it scary that people are taking this site seriously?

Okay. I just have to say this. WHO THE F**K MADE THAT WEBSITE!!! I'm sorry, but who the hell wrote that! They need serious help. And if Bush didn't even show up at his airforce in Texas, then what the hell is he doing in 'Nam. Just had to say that. It makes me wish I could vote.

It's a joke site.. ;)

am I the only one who finds it scary that people are taking this site seriously?

Well, we got Kerry out there blathering about the draft coming back, and trying to convince old folks their pensions are going to be confiscated, so it's not too surprising some people would believe the joke.. there's far worse being said about Bush online. :p

Does anyone have an icepack? Cause someone got burned...

He's better than Kerry, the dirty communist scumbag?

Really, I dislike Bush myself because of his ridiculous spending policy.

But Kerry, heck no.

I asked for a reason why bush was better than kerry, not a name calling fest.

The website gave you plenty of reasons not to vote for Bush.

Okay. I just have to say this. WHO THE F**K MADE THAT WEBSITE!!! I'm sorry, but who the hell wrote that! They need serious help. And if Bush didn't even show up at his airforce in Texas, then what the hell is he doing in 'Nam. Just had to say that. It makes me wish I could vote.

relax, its humor. It might even be making fun at the people who mindlessly rant about President Bush.

when all else fails democrats resort to selling crack for votes

when all else fails democrats resort to selling crack for votes

remember it was only for registering voters, not their actual votes. That comes later.

George W. Bush is like Hitler, and the Constitution is like the Jews that he burned in the death camps. Well maybe not that bad but you know what I mean. Here are some facts about Bush:

- In one year in office, he drove our country into a $900 trillion deficit, which is more money than there is in the entire world.

- His SAT score was 400.

- He was stationed in Vietnam but discharged after raping and murdering 47 women.

- He gave a presidential pardon to the Unabomber.

- He is trying to pass a law that would make it illegal to hang out with your friends or go play video games.

- He wants to bulldoze schools to make room for oil wells.

- One time a scientist found a way to build a car without making any pollution, and it didn't require gasoline. George W. Bush walked up to him and shot him in the back of the head.

- George W. Bush's dad, George Bush, made him by having sex with a loaf of bread.

- George W. Bush was coaching a Little League game one time, and a kid accidentally bobbled the ball. So George W. Bush took off his sock and stuffed a baseball inside it and went up to the kid and whipped him retarded with it.

- He has had nine cavities.

- He has fallen for the "high five, in the sky, down low, too slow" joke approximately 390 times.

- He was arrested by the CIA for trying to light a shoe bomb on Air Force One.

- He solves Rubik's Cubes by taking off the colored stickers on the blocks and sticking them back on so they match up together.

- He went to the funeral of the guy who played Wilson from "Home Improvement" and said "HIDEY HO, DEAD NEIGHBOR" until Wilson's mother vomited and died.


Funny but untrue. He never made it to Vietnam he changed planes and missed some duty.
I'd believe the law that you can't hang out with your freinds if your freinds are terrorist lol.

George W. Bush's dad, George Bush, made him by having sex with a loaf of bread.
Wow, I mean just wow. I thought Bush had sex with a spidermonkey! Bush has watched American Pie too many times.

- He has had nine cavities.
He did miss that dental visit during service on National Guard...

I think some of it's true,. but it's generally not all realiable information. It does make for a good parody.

Hopefully the pro-Nader people will come to their senses and realise that while they should support what they stand for, they have a patriotic duty to their country to make sure that America isn't turned into a Christian Theocracy under the guise of a democracy and that their once good nation's reputation and name is no longer dragged through mud. It may be tarnished, but there is time to salvage it with silver polish. I just hope they do it by November 2nd.

When all else fails, Republicans fund phony voter drives and then shred the Democrat registrations.

I'm still stunned someone took that site seriously. Its pretty darned funny, but someone actually took it seriously???

By the way, I cast my vote for Kerry today, before going down to the campaign office to put in some volunteer hours. I was surprised at the overall difference in candidates this year as opposed to most. We have races for nearly everything in the state right now and my vote went almost predominantly for the Democrats. In years past I have seen my vote split almost 60-40 for the Dems, but this year I voted Republican only for my state senator, county assessor, and 1 of the 10 magistrate seats. For governor I cast a protest vote for the Mountain Party candidate, because the Dems and Repubs both have shoddy candidates. But 95% of my votes this year went Democratic.