Who do you brake for?
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Superpower07
20-10-2004, 01:43
I guess I don't brake for you then
Superpower07
20-10-2004, 01:58
You are a yankees fan?
Yes!
Bodies Without Organs
20-10-2004, 02:01
Who do you brake for?
People that understand when the word 'whom' should be used in place of 'who'.
I dont have a fingernail on my left middle finger, thats the finger for the 'W" key.
Tyrandis
20-10-2004, 02:02
I don't brake for protestors in the streets.
Pax Salam
20-10-2004, 02:09
Kahta
Opal Isle
20-10-2004, 02:13
I brake for people behind me.
Cannot think of a name
20-10-2004, 02:14
I brake for everyone-the crossing laws in my town are draconian.
The Sword and Sheild
20-10-2004, 02:29
Yes!
You cheer for the Empire in the Star Wars movies don't you?
(It also appears you're team is behind, just don't take this into extra innings, just lose, I can't keep staying up so late, and then with all the celebrating going on I don't get to slep until 2 or 3, gah!)
I brake for my walet.
Boo yA!
Superpower07
20-10-2004, 02:36
You cheer for the Empire in the Star Wars movies don't you?
(It also appears you're team is behind, just don't take this into extra innings, just lose, I can't keep staying up so late, and then with all the celebrating going on I don't get to slep until 2 or 3, gah!)
No, and Star Wars is not my favorite sci-fi; anybody care to guess what is?
Tyrandis
20-10-2004, 02:45
You cheer for the Empire in the Star Wars movies don't you?
(It also appears you're team is behind, just don't take this into extra innings, just lose, I can't keep staying up so late, and then with all the celebrating going on I don't get to slep until 2 or 3, gah!)
I cheer for the Empire in the Star Wars movies. TIE fighters are teh suck, but Death Star = instant win.
The Land of the Enemy
20-10-2004, 03:01
I brake for Cthulhu! :p :p
(damn internet fads)
Willamena
20-10-2004, 03:09
Who do you brake for?
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Brad
New Granada
20-10-2004, 03:11
I brake for muslims and french people.
Skibereen
20-10-2004, 03:14
Big Booty Chinese Girls.
Asssassins
20-10-2004, 03:26
Well endowed ladies!
Kecibukia
20-10-2004, 04:05
Fairy Tinkerbelly in her skimpy blue bikini. :)
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=365916&page=85&pp=15
Monkeypimp
20-10-2004, 04:13
My brakes don't work.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-10-2004, 05:10
I brake for brick walls. :)
Asurnahb
20-10-2004, 05:32
I brake for animals. Especially after I run over a deer.
Good eatin'! Mh'm!
Daistallia 2104
20-10-2004, 06:59
I don't brake.
I don't drive or cycle.
Ice Hockey Players
20-10-2004, 08:14
I brake for tailgaters.
And though I am a Yankees fan (raised in Columbus, OH, USA, hone of the Yankees' top farm team,) I am rooting for the Red Sox this time, if only because I want to see them win it once in my lifetime.
Legless Pirates
20-10-2004, 08:19
I break for cliffs and geese
Star Shadow-
20-10-2004, 08:21
I break for terrorist when they let me especialy their legs
Red Sox Fanatics
20-10-2004, 08:25
Where can I get one of those?!?
Q: What's the difference between a run-over dog in the road and a run-over Yankee fan in the road?
A: The dog has skid marks in front of it.
I brake for people behind me.
ROFL
Keruvalia
20-10-2004, 08:42
Who do you brake for?
Clowns.
Oh ... and I'm an Astros fan ... yes, I am excited.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-10-2004, 08:43
Clowns.
:D
Winged Gremlins
20-10-2004, 08:43
I Brake for everyone........no murderer am I.
Seriously saying you don't brake for <Insert object of hate here> isn't funny as there are people out there warped enough to actually run down people for banal reasons.
PS My Winged Gremlin girls don't drive, they play with brake lines causing them to fail...
Keruvalia
20-10-2004, 08:51
:D
'Tis true ... every time I have ever had to suddenly brake, it was due to something involving clowns.
It all started many moons ago when I was driving down the highway late at night and passed by 3 giant clown heads on the side of the road. I slammed on the brakes. I turned around and went back to the scene and it turned out to be what looked like a flat bed trailor that had been left behind. The cargo was three enormous clown heads (plastic/fiberglass). There was no truck in sight.
Unfortunately, this was before the days of cheap digital cameras, so there is no photographic evidence. However, I will never forget the night of the clown heads. My own special private memory.
That's what started it. Since then, I have had to stop suddenly every time I see any form of a clown (with the exception of Ronald McDonald, whom I do not see as a clown, but as an evil imp who spreads fatness and heart disease to children all over the world). I even picked up a hitch-hiking clown once whose car had broken down while on his way to entertain at a kid's party. His name was Bouncy .... Bouncy the Clown.
So, yep, I brake for clowns.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-10-2004, 08:56
'Tis true ... every time I have ever had to suddenly brake, it was due to something involving clowns.
It all started many moons ago when I was driving down the highway late at night and passed by 3 giant clown heads on the side of the road. I slammed on the brakes. I turned around and went back to the scene and it turned out to be what looked like a flat bed trailor that had been left behind. The cargo was three enormous clown heads (plastic/fiberglass). There was no truck in sight.
Unfortunately, this was before the days of cheap digital cameras, so there is no photographic evidence. However, I will never forget the night of the clown heads. My own special private memory.
That's what started it. Since then, I have had to stop suddenly every time I see any form of a clown (with the exception of Ronald McDonald, whom I do not see as a clown, but as an evil imp who spreads fatness and heart disease to children all over the world). I even picked up a hitch-hiking clown once whose car had broken down while on his way to entertain at a kid's party. His name was Bouncy .... Bouncy the Clown.
So, yep, I brake for clowns.
That reminds me: I never did process that photo I took. I wonder if I still can or if it's too late.
About a year and a half ago, I was in a McDonald's and I saw a duffel bag in the back near the restroom. In it, was a Grimace costume. I suddenly burst into laughter because it looked like somebody had murdered and dismembered Grimace and stuffed him into a duffel bag. I immediately went to the Wal-mart next door, bought a disposeable camera and took a couple pictures of the Grimace in the duffel bag.
I wonder what ever happened to that camera.*ponders*
Legless Pirates
20-10-2004, 08:57
That reminds me: I never did process that photo I took. I wonder if I still can or if it's too late.
About a year and a half ago, I was in a McDonald's and I saw a duffel bag in the back near the restroom. In it, was a Grimace costume. I suddenly burst into laughter because it looked like somebody had murdered and dismembered Grimace and stuffed him into a duffel bag. I immediately went to the Wal-mart next door, bought a disposeable camera and took a couple pictures of the Grimace in the duffel bag.
I wonder what ever happened to that camera.*ponders*
ROFL
Keruvalia
20-10-2004, 09:02
That reminds me: I never did process that photo I took. I wonder if I still can or if it's too late.
About a year and a half ago, I was in a McDonald's and I saw a duffel bag in the back near the restroom. In it, was a Grimace costume. I suddenly burst into laughter because it looked like somebody had murdered and dismembered Grimace and stuffed him into a duffel bag. I immediately went to the Wal-mart next door, bought a disposeable camera and took a couple pictures of the Grimace in the duffel bag.
I wonder what ever happened to that camera.*ponders*
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have heard since "Hard work has and always will be the American way ..."
Find that camera, damnit!