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Polytheism Anyone?

Mahtanui
19-10-2004, 22:42
Hey guys, I've decided I am going to be a polytheist, but the problem is, I don't know what gods I need to worship! Give me some suggestions for funny or interesting gods you can think of. Give them a name too, like:

HiTTemP: God of the Internet.
Brutanion
19-10-2004, 22:43
JCB (pron, Jekub), god of construction.
RAM, god of memory.
Alansyists
19-10-2004, 22:47
Tux= Almighty god of penguins and Linux.

The daemons= Gods of unix.
Letila
19-10-2004, 22:51
Larry and Andy Watchowski: twin gods of philosophy
John Williams: God of music
Yoko Kanno: Goddess of music
Emma Goldman: Goddess of revolution.

There are some starters.
Superpower07
19-10-2004, 22:54
Larry and Andy Watchowski: twin gods of philosophy
John Williams: God of music
Yoko Kanno: Goddess of music
Emma Goldman: Goddess of revolution.

There are some starters.
Let us add to the list of philsopher-gods the writers of Gundam! (and Trigun if you want)
Brutanion
19-10-2004, 23:00
Let us add to the list of philsopher-gods the writers of Gundam! (and Trigun if you want)

That should be the Writers of Gundam.
It has to be capitalised.

I also say Gainax, god of anime, although only if the upcoming Eva movie is as good as the series.

Gaigax, god of Dungeons.
Arneson, god of Dragons.
Letila
19-10-2004, 23:15
Let us add to the list of philsopher-gods the writers of Gundam! (and Trigun if you want)

Too true. Let us build the shrine to the great god Nightow!
Brutanion
19-10-2004, 23:17
Pop, god of corn.
Shake, god of spears, poetry and hamlets.
Ankher
19-10-2004, 23:43
Hey guys, I've decided I am going to be a polytheist, but the problem is, I don't know what gods I need to worship! Give me some suggestions for funny or interesting gods you can think of. Give them a name too, like:
HiTTemP: God of the Internet.There is an abundance of gods available already. You do not need to invent new ones. ;-) And if you would worship Sumerian/Akkadian gods you would be off fine, because that would already include the later derived perceptions of Babylonian, Greek/Roman, and Egyptian gods and not to forget: the gods of the Hebrews, Israelites, Jews, Christians, and Muslims. The (original) pantheon for all purposes, so to say...
Mahtanui
20-10-2004, 01:05
yeah but that's no fun.

Battery- god of energy and abuse, often seen with god of sodium chloride - assault.
Kleptonis
20-10-2004, 01:07
Theres only one God you need to worship. Me. All others are just my incarnations.
Mahtanui
20-10-2004, 01:12
Theres only one God you need to worship. Me. All others are just my incarnations.

Kleptonis - god of ego
Texan Hotrodders
20-10-2004, 01:12
Supercarious- The Great Internal-Combustion Engine Of Heaven, The Most Powerful Polluting One
Takuma
20-10-2004, 01:13
Theres only one God you need to worship. Me. All others are just my incarnations.

Best quote ever!

My pics: Expera: god of Windows XP (from "experience")
Pica: goddess of computers
Misina: goddes of MSN messenger ^.^
Kleptonis
20-10-2004, 01:15
Kleptonis - god of ego
Along with many other things... If ya know what I mean. ;)
Mahtanui
20-10-2004, 01:18
Multi godular :D
Otakopia
20-10-2004, 01:23
Gene Roddenberry, King of Scifi and God of the Nerds
Letila
20-10-2004, 01:51
Gene Roddenberry, King of Scifi and God of the Nerds

How could I forget about him!
Otakopia
20-10-2004, 01:57
How could I forget about him!

I almost said Shatner but then i decided he's the demigod of typecast actors
Marshmellow Mateys
20-10-2004, 02:03
Hey guys, I've decided I am going to be a polytheist, but the problem is, I don't know what gods I need to worship! Give me some suggestions for funny or interesting gods you can think of. Give them a name too, like:

HiTTemP: God of the Internet.

Wow. You just decide you want to beleive in something? Hm. I didn't realize that polytheism was turning into a trend. :rolleyes: