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i was thinking that never nowhere ever has there been a war thought over atheism. neary ever other religion has had a war with itself or others. therefore if everyone was an atheist there would be a lot fewer wars. just a thought.

by the by i am an atheist and its great. no ceremonies and no clerics telling me what to do and i don't ever worry about dying cause i'll be dead and so won't care.

i was thinking that never nowhere ever has there been a war thought over atheism. neary ever other religion has had a war with itself or others. therefore if everyone was an atheist there would be a lot fewer wars. just a thought.

by the by i am an atheist and its great. no ceremonies and no clerics telling me what to do and i don't ever worry about dying cause i'll be dead and so won't care.

I don't believe in atheism cos it makes me arse hurt.

by the by i am an atheist and its great. no ceremonies and no clerics telling me what to do and i don't ever worry about dying cause i'll be dead and so won't care.

Hear, hear!

Hear, hear!

You don't know where I could get a pie at all do ya?

You don't know where I could get a pie at all do ya?

Meat pie? Ummm....Meat pie....aaahg!

Meat pie? Ummm....Meat pie....aaahg!

Is this some kind of computer virus? All the threads appear to be infected.

Well isn't that special.

Well isn't that special.

Yes. Great, isn't it?

W-what were you talking about again?

I believe we were discussing meat pies and Atheism.

I believe we were discussing meat pies and Atheism.

Yes quite right.

I believe that Plato said it best when he said that "Life is like a meat pie. By the end of it you want to have it all over again but it's too bloody late and there's nothing left but crumbs!"

Hhhhmmmm, an Atheist Meat Pie...

I know! We can sell em for $3 each, make a fortune, take over microsoft, make a BIGGER fortune, then take over small european, african, asia, and American countries and make an Atheist Empire! With me as leader!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Hhhhmmmm, an Atheist Meat Pie...

I know! We can sell em for $3 each, make a fortune, take over microsoft, make a BIGGER fortune, then take over small european, african, asia, and American countries and make an Atheist Empire! With me as leader!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAa!

:confused: As long as I get my pie, I'm not fussed!

:confused: As long as I get my pie, I'm not fussed!

*sigh*

It people like you who ruin the worlds youth today. WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO NATIONALISM!?!?!!?!?!? :confused:

There's no I in team, but there is an I in pie.
Meat pie, that is - meat is an anagram of team, and - well, I don't know what he meant, but...

Genius.

Genius.

I second that motion!(wow, this is a REALLY odd thread. Almost nothing interesting is happening. ME LIKEY!)

I second that motion!(wow, this is a REALLY odd thread. Almost nothing interesting is happening. ME LIKEY!)

How apt, because the whole theory of atheism is based around there being... nothing

*sigh*

It people like you who ruin the worlds youth today. WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO NATIONALISM!?!?!!?!?!? :confused:

THIS IS JUST HOW NAZI GERMANY STARTED! PEOPLE MOANING AT EACH OTHER! OOOH DO THIS, DO THAT! WELL I ASK YOU; WHO WON THE BLOODY WAR ANYWAY!

THIS IS JUST HOW NAZI GERMANY STARTED! PEOPLE MOANING AT EACH OTHER! OOOH DO THIS, DO THAT! WELL I ASK YOU; WHO WON THE BLOODY WAR ANYWAY!

Pfft, thats obvious.

Switzerland.

Pfft, thats obvious.

Switzerland.





who is switzerland? does he like meat pies?

Pfft, thats obvious.

Switzerland.





who is switzerland? does he like meat pies?

Of course! Who doesnt?(besides wacko vegetarians, of course.)

yes really, those wacko vegitarians are like, wacko! Its not like animals don't eat other animals too.

Pudding Pies > meat pies

Since this is THE most random and off-topic posting ive ever seen, you should jsut go post it Here: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7282896&posted=1#post7282896 . Its all just random stuff there too anyhoo...

i was thinking that never nowhere ever has there been a war thought over atheism. neary ever other religion has had a war with itself or others. therefore if everyone was an atheist there would be a lot fewer wars. just a thought.

by the by i am an atheist and its great. no ceremonies and no clerics telling me what to do and i don't ever worry about dying cause i'll be dead and so won't care.

Your going straight to hell for that one!

So a man dies and goes to Hell. When he gets there, he's bummed, and the devil puts his arm around his shoulder and says, "Welcome to hell- why the long face?" So the man says, "Duh, I'm in Hell, this sucks." The devil replies, "I don't know what you've heard about the place, but it's really not so bad. Do you like to drink?"
"Huh? Yeah, sure"
"Every Monday we drink. There's an open bar stocked with everything. Do you like to smoke?"
"Yes, I do..."
"Every Tuesday, we smoke. Cigars, cigarettes, whatever. Do you like to gamble?"
By now the man is thinking that this might not be so bad.
"You bet!"
"Every Wednesday we gamble. Cards, dice, anything. Are you gay?"
"Huh? No?"
"Oh. Well then you probably won't like Thursdays."

So a man dies and goes to Hell. When he gets there, he's bummed, and the devil puts his arm around his shoulder and says, "Welcome to hell- why the long face?" So the man says, "Duh, I'm in Hell, this sucks." The devil replies, "I don't know what you've heard about the place, but it's really not so bad. Do you like to drink?"
"Huh? Yeah, sure"
"Every Monday we drink. There's an open bar stocked with everything. Do you like to smoke?"
"Yes, I do..."
"Every Tuesday, we smoke. Cigars, cigarettes, whatever. Do you like to gamble?"
By now the man is thinking that this might not be so bad.
"You bet!"
"Every Wednesday we gamble. Cards, dice, anything. Are you gay?"
"Huh? No?"
"Oh. Well then you probably won't like Thursdays."

lol. What DOES happen on thursday?

You sad, sad atheists. I pity you, but Jesus loves you!

You sad, sad atheists. I pity you, but Jesus loves you!

Well, Jesus can lov eme all he wants, but if he EVER doesnt love a meat pie i shall hunt him down and crucify him... AGAIN!

The topic is atheism, not pies. Please keep your discussion along those lines.

Tactical Grace
Game Moderator

The topic is atheism, not pies. Please keep your discussion along those lines.

Tactical Grace
Game Moderator

I made the random thread for pies adn stuff, but they just wont leave! THEY'RE LIKE LEECHES!!!

... I assume that you were the one who deleted my thread, grace?

I wanted to post something random. :(

I wanted to post something random. :(

Thats just EEEEVVVVIIIILLL! Im gonna go complain to the manegement, i did nothing wrong!

Pfft, thats obvious.

Switzerland.





who is switzerland? does he like meat pies?

I always thought it was the crows.
And they do like meat pies.

I always thought it was the crows.
And they do like meat pies.

You'd better stop.

Or tactical grace will come, delete this thread, and then hunt us down like foxies!!!

You'd better stop.

Or tactical grace will come, delete this thread, and then hunt us down like foxies!!!

'Tis illegal now.
I vote we also repeal the gun laws for foxes.
Them yokels is going to suffer for their years of tyrrany.
I'm not a fox.
Honest.

'Tis illegal now.
I vote we also repeal the gun laws for foxes.
Them yokels is going to suffer for their years of tyrrany.
I'm not a fox.
Honest.

lol.

You sad, sad atheists. I pity you, but Jesus loves you!
Too bad [the fantasy character] Jesus, is dead. Although he never, as Gods(who/what has never existed) son, lived on this planet. But maybe there was a random jew named Jesus. But how does he know me, and why does this random jew love me? I think that's kinda gay. Not that I have something against homosexuals, like some people. Even if their priests/ministers like boys.

But hey, we all have our opinions.

And the Soviets won the war, and they like meat pie.

Too bad [the fantasy character] Jesus, is dead. Although he never, as Gods(who/what has never existed) son, lived on this planet. But maybe there was a random jew named Jesus. But how does he know me, and why does this random jew love me? I think that's kinda gay. Not that I have something against homosexuals, like some people. Even if their priests/ministers like boys.

But hey, we all have our opinions.

And the Soviets won the war, and they like meat pie.

Uhhh... Is that last part a joke? Because the soviets stopped existin 13 years ago....

I for one am agnostic.

i was thinking that never nowhere ever has there been a war thought over atheism. neary ever other religion has had a war with itself or others. therefore if everyone was an atheist there would be a lot fewer wars. just a thought.

by the by i am an atheist and its great. no ceremonies and no clerics telling me what to do and i don't ever worry about dying cause i'll be dead and so won't care.

Let's look at the last century or so. WWI, WWII, vietnam, korea, spanish american war, Soviet war in afganistan, wars in iraq, the whole cold war in general etc etc...

Were any of these wars/conflicts fought over religion? No.

WWII. Yes. Christians(Nazis) versus Jews. One of the MAIN issues in that war.

i was thinking that never nowhere ever has there been a war thought over atheism. neary ever other religion has had a war with itself or others. therefore if everyone was an atheist there would be a lot fewer wars. just a thought.

by the by i am an atheist and its great. no ceremonies and no clerics telling me what to do and i don't ever worry about dying cause i'll be dead and so won't care.
Hitler. He was a aethist or he turned aethist when he assumed power. Personaly statement he made, " There is no religion but the state!" or was it god but the state same meaning I think.
He then tore down every religious place in Germany not just Jews but Catholics, etc.
So Aethist can do some bad wars.

Uhhh... Is that last part a joke? Because the soviets stopped existin 13 years ago....

He means won WW2.

Of course! Who doesnt?(besides wacko vegetarians, of course.)

As a wacko vegetarian you can eat some really great vegetable pies and if you go somewhere for dinner you can skip the main course if its meat and get a big helping of fruit pie for pudding!
If your an atheist and they are religeous you have to wait longer for pie as they often like to pray.
I am an atheist so I can have pie more quickly. it's a sign of the times.
Another reason for not believing in god / religeons and all, is they seem to want you to suffer for all eternity if you dont repent. if you do repent you will be forgiven! sounds like a cop out clause. People should try to take resposibility for their actions on a daily basis.
I have heard of murderers turning to god I think they know they behaved like sh--

As a wacko vegetarian you can eat some really great vegetable pies and if you go somewhere for dinner you can skip the main course if its meat and get a big helping of fruit pie for pudding!
If your an atheist and they are religeous you have to wait longer for pie as they often like to pray.
I am an atheist so I can have pie more quickly. it's a sign of the times.
Another reason for not believing in god / religeons and all, is they seem to want you to suffer for all eternity if you dont repent. if you do repent you will be forgiven! sounds like a cop out clause. People should try to take resposibility for their actions on a daily basis.
I have heard of murderers turning to god I think they know they behaved like sh--

The real test comes after the pie.
Can you have your cake and eat it?

As a wacko vegetarian you can eat some really great vegetable pies and if you go somewhere for dinner you can skip the main course if its meat and get a big helping of fruit pie for pudding!
If your an atheist and they are religeous you have to wait longer for pie as they often like to pray.
I am an atheist so I can have pie more quickly. it's a sign of the times.
Another reason for not believing in god / religeons and all, is they seem to want you to suffer for all eternity if you dont repent. if you do repent you will be forgiven! sounds like a cop out clause. People should try to take resposibility for their actions on a daily basis.
I have heard of murderers turning to god I think they know they behaved like sh--
Do you know what repentance is?
Repenting means never doing it again, changing your self for the better, and showing restitution and being sorry.
Murderers turning to Heavenly Father doesn't stop them from being sent to Spriit Prison but it does help them reach terestraial kingdom and aviod telestrial (the lowest of the three kingdoms of heaven).
And all eternity is what ever Heavenly Father decides its not really forever but it will seem that way till it ends. If your lucky it will be justa 100 years but that is if its a light sentence.
Unless you denied the Holy Spirit like Judah and sent to Eternal Darkness. In which cause never being around Heavenly Father would be punishment enough. Your memories of him from Heaven will return but you made your choice.
As an atheist you can't make it to Eternal Darkness your not knowledgeable enough. You have to have full knowledge and then turn.

Do you know what repentance is?
Repenting means never doing it again, changing your self for the better, and showing restitution and being sorry.
Murderers turning to Heavenly Father doesn't stop them from being sent to Spriit Prison but it does help them reach terestraial kingdom and aviod telestrial (the lowest of the three kingdoms of heaven).
And all eternity is what ever Heavenly Father decides its not really forever but it will seem that way till it ends. If your lucky it will be justa 100 years but that is if its a light sentence.
Unless you denied the Holy Spirit like Judah and sent to Eternal Darkness. In which cause never being around Heavenly Father would be punishment enough. Your memories of him from Heaven will return but you made your choice.
As an atheist you can't make it to Eternal Darkness your not knowledgeable enough. You have to have full knowledge and then turn.
so are you an ath :fluffle: eist

The real test comes after the pie.
Can you have your cake and eat it?

as long as the pieces are not too big ;)

I have been an atheist since my guinea pig died.
This is because his name was Theophilus, or Theo for short.
Therefore I am literally without Theo.
Therefore an atheist.

The topic is atheism, not pies. Please keep your discussion along those lines.

Tactical Grace
Game Moderator

meat pie and atheism are very connected there both wrapped in warm crusty pastry and are filled with delicios filling and................ they both dont have souls :eek:

You sad, sad atheists. I pity you, but Jesus loves you!Atheism's not all that bad. Say thanks to Jesus for me the next time you talk to him. (Yes, I am being somewhat facetious. But it does sound like Jesus was a pretty nifty person.)