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1. His chin is too big.

2. He smells.

3. He's really girlie, despite the fact that he's an ugly old git who looks nothing like a girl.

4. His name rhymes with Jerry, and your grand-pa-pa fought for your freedom against them in WW2.

5. My daddy says that his daddy is a bad man.

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At least he is capable of eating pretzels, riding a bike without falling down every other day, and holding intelligent discourse.

1. His chin is too big.

2. He smells.

3. He's really girlie, despite the fact that he's an ugly old git who looks nothing like a girl.

4. His name rhymes with Jerry, and your grand-pa-pa fought for your freedom against them in WW2.

5. My daddy says that his daddy is a bad man.

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...because there's not a REAL reason to vote Bush.

1.He looks like he's melting

2.He looks like he'd be really good at poker.

3.He thinks a quarter has either two heads or two tails. He just can't decide.

At least he is capable of eating pretzels, riding a bike without falling down every other day, and holding intelligent discourse.

True, but i have a strong suspicion that he has webbed feet and once called another kid by a rude name at school.

Well Dubya's brother's name is Jeb, which is about one of the dumbest names I can think of. Plus, Curous George is a monkey, and Bush looks like a little monkey!

But on the other hand....John Kerry walks into a bar, and the barkeep says, "Why the long face?"

Well Dubya's brother's name is Jeb, which is about one of the dumbest names I can think of. Plus, Curous George is a monkey, and Bush looks like a little monkey!

But on the other hand....John Kerry walks into a bar, and the barkeep says, "Why the long face?"

That's crap. The "barkeep", if that is his real name, is only there because Kerry fought for his freedom in 'Nam. You should vote Bush because he's more manly and would punch that barkeep in the face.

He looks French. He likes the French. And he speaks a little French. 'Nuff said.

He looks French. He likes the French. And he speaks a little French. 'Nuff said.

And they're both American. God I hate Americans.

And they're both American. God I hate Americans.

And he cares what none-Americans think about us.

1. His chin is too big.

2. He smells.

3. He's really girlie, despite the fact that he's an ugly old git who looks nothing like a girl.

4. His name rhymes with Jerry, and your grand-pa-pa fought for your freedom against them in WW2.

5. My daddy says that his daddy is a bad man.

This thread is intended to promote opinionated, bigoted and unreasoned debate. Please bring all your prejudices to the table - we welcome them warmly.

Is this where I can get a pie?

And he cares what none-Americans think about us.

And he wears suits. These days, who wears suits?!

Is this where I can get a pie?

Yes, but not for much longer if Kerry gets elected.

And he wants to kill your pets ... with pet bombs he builds in his garage.

Yes, but not for much longer if Kerry gets elected.

Really?!

Really?!

Yeah, he's going to ban fatty foods and make you all eat salad. All because a clown at a birthday party once put a custard pie in his face. And how old do you think he was at the time? 46!

Yeah, he's going to ban fatty foods and make you all eat salad. All because a clown at a birthday party once put a custard pie in his face. And how old do you think he was at the time? 46!

What's Bush's stand on Melton Mowbray?

What's Bush's stand on Melton Mowbray?

He thinks he's a threat to national security, and must be stopped at all costs.

Kerry would quite like to visit. It sounds nice.

He thinks he's a threat to national security, and must be stopped at all costs.

Kerry would quite like to visit. It sounds nice.

He can sample the lovely meat pies then! Talking of which, didn't I just ask you for a pie?

He can sample the lovely meat pies then! Talking of which, didn't I just ask you for a pie?

Ummm....Meat pies ....aahgg!

He can sample the lovely meat pies then! Talking of which, didn't I just ask you for a pie?

I think you're making wild generalisations there, and I DON'T LIKE IT! They're pork pies, not just some generic dog and innards combination from the local kebab shop!

But yes, here you go. *Hands over Pukka Pies Steak & Kidney*

Back to Kerry, though - don't you think he's a bit orange to be president?

Reason No. 23

He won all the presidential debates. I have deep mistrust of anyone who's convincing when they talk.

Reason No. 63

Hours of productivity are being lost on workers debating about him on internet forums.

I think you're making wild generalisations there, and I DON'T LIKE IT! They're pork pies, not just some generic dog and innards combination from the local kebab shop!

But yes, here you go. *Hands over Pukka Pies Steak & Kidney*

Back to Kerry, though - don't you think he's a bit orange to be president?

He looks to me as if he's all shagged out after a long night's squawk!

Reason No. 128

Because some people on this forum don't like him either.

I know this will never happen, but what would happen if the Independent candidate won?

(Try and imagine... it's a weird scenario.)

I know this will never happen, but what would happen if the Independent candidate won?

(Try and imagine... it's a weird scenario.)

Reason No. 135

Because he's stopping Independent candidates from winning!

Reason No. 135

Because he's stopping Independent candidates from winning!

lol...

http://www.theonion.com/election2004/images/national_outlook_map6.gif

Ah, but Bush was a cheerleader. Is that very manly? I don't think so.

Plus, Kerry has that womanizing Edwards on his side. Did you know that Edwards is capable of swooning up to fifty women a day WITHOUT using television appearences?

And Bush has a ranch. Please. We all know that the REAL men are the ones working on the ranch, not owning it.

Ah, but Bush was a cheerleader. Is that very manly? I don't think so.

Plus, Kerry has that womanizing Edwards on his side. Did you know that Edwards is capable of swooning up to fifty women a day WITHOUT using television appearences?

And Bush has a ranch. Please. We all know that the REAL men are the ones working on the ranch, not owning it.

Goed, I'm tempted to vote for Bush just because you told me not to.

I don't like you :eek: