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heh, this kid is the funniest and most entertaining of all the moderators...

His humor shows up not through his posts, but through his delete messages..., for example:

http://img92.exs.cx/img92/6203/idiot2.jpg

Isn't that the greatest?

Anyway, if you want to talk to a mod about non-moderation stuff, this is probably the way to do it. Don't flood the moderation sub-forum to talk to a mod about non-mod stuff, mmK? mmK.

Anyone else think Myrth is funny?

not really

Yes, I do think Myrth is funny. Most of the moderators can be quite amusing.

Hooray to Myrth and his iron-clad control over the forums! :D

Oh yeah, and if you're going to insult a mod, at least try to figure out their gender before doing so. It kinda lessens the impact when you screw that up.

Everyone loves Myrth. And this morning's the first time I've seen anyone get his gender wrong.

Mine, on the other hand... no one ever gets right. Pout.

are you female UP?

Yeah. And it says so in my profile, even, but everyone always insists on referring to me as "him".

lol, i actually thought you were a guy too at first, I dunno how I found out you were a girl

That Unfree People -- he's such a kidder.
And Myrth's kinda cute in person, if only she'd stop tossing her hair back like that.





;)

The Mods are great. I will always trust and respect them.

some of the mods are great, like TG and Steph and UP ain't bad, but I don't think Myrth is really

The Mods are great. I will always trust and respect them.
lol.
Is this an ass licking thread?
The Mods are my religion. God save the mods.

lol.
Is this an ass licking thread?
The Mods are my religion. God save the mods.

Don't be so rude. What is the problem with respecting the mods?

Don't be so rude. What is the problem with respecting the mods?

He's just joking. Since none of us are saying the Mods are gods we're okay. And hopefully we won't go down that path today. :)

Don't be so rude. What is the problem with respecting the mods?
Oh but I'm not rude, I'm french.
BTW I hope my cigarette annoys you.

He's just joking. Since none of us are saying the Mods are gods we're okay. And hopefully we won't go down that path today. :)

*Sigh*

Somtimes it's hard to detect sarcasm from the net...

Oh but I'm not rude, I'm french.
BTW I hope my cigarette annoys you.

Oh ha ha.

*Sigh*

Somtimes it's hard to detect sarcasm from the net...Sorry man. It's my fault I'm not used to those smileys. I should use them a little more.

Sorry man. It's my fault I'm not used to those smileys. I should use them a little more.

Err... i'm not a man. I revealed that earlier today.

and you are forgiven.

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/satan.jpg

Err... i'm not a man. I revealed that earlier today.

and you are forgiven.Oh ok. Bring me a beer please.

Oh ok. Bring me a beer please.

*Slap*

Yes, I do think Myrth is funny. Most of the moderators can be quite amusing.

Hooray to Myrth and his iron-clad control over the forums! :D

Oh yeah, and if you're going to insult a mod, at least try to figure out their gender before doing so. It kinda lessens the impact when you screw that up.

Mmm. Iron clad! :)

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/satan.jpg

ooh err...

Thats a very scary man in that picture... he's so ugly.

ooh err...

Thats a very scary man in that picture... he's so ugly.

Ooh er he's got a big fork hasn't he?!

Mods? who needs them?

Mods? who needs them?
I got two for my birthday, but now thet're just collecting dust under my bed

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/satan.jpg
I just love a man in uniform ;)

I just love a man in uniform ;)
Shouldn't you be washing your dish?
Oh and bring me a beer when you have finished.

ooh err...

Thats a very scary man in that picture... he's so ugly.

You realise you just called Myrth ugly? :D

Shouldn't you be washing your dish?
Oh and bring me a beer when you have finished.
the dishes are washed and the ironing's done

*gets Psylos a beer* anything else dear?

the dishes are washed and the ironing's done

*gets Psylos a beer* anything else dear?
OMFG.

Would you want to marry me?

OMFG.

Would you want to marry me?
as long as you'd let me spend my day cleaning and washing and wouldn't make me get a job

as long as you'd let me spend my day cleaning and washing and wouldn't make me get a jobHmmm... OK. I can not afford a wife yet. Give me 5 years and I'll contact you again (if everything go on track I should be a billionaire by then, provided my ticket is the winning one).

Hmmm... OK. I can not afford a wife yet. Give me 5 years and I'll contact you again (if everything go on track I should be a billionaire by then, provided my ticket is the winning one).
plus then, I'll be able to legally get married without my mum's permission

plus then, I'll be able to legally get married without my mum's permissionWhat? How old are you?

What? How old are you?
16

That's the legal age in the UK, Psylos. Get in!

16
Note for the future : never talk to a girl on the internet before you know her age.

what's wrong with 16? and i'll be 17 very soon (4 weeks and 4 days)

what's wrong with 16? and i'll be 17 very soon (4 weeks and 4 days)Oh there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just that I'm 53.

Oh there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just that I'm 53.

http://jovan.ru/pics/owned.jpg

Oh there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just that I'm 53.
:eek: really?! well if you are a billionaire in a few years you can still get in touch with me again, no rich man is too old or too ugly ;)

Oh there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just that I'm 53.
:eek: You pervert!!!! Hitting on someone that young at your age!!! The shame, the shame.....


:rolleyes:

http://jovan.ru/pics/owned.jpg
shut it you!!

shut it you!!
You said that to Myrth?!? You got some nerve ;)

shut it you!!

Hey! This thread has my name on it!

Hey! This thread has my name on it!

He/She has a point.

He/She has a point.

You should eat more fresh fruit!

You should eat more fresh fruit!

You kidding me? That's all I eat on some days.

Hey! This thread has my name on it!
so?!

http://jovan.ru/pics/owned.jpgYEAH baby YEAH !!!

so?!
Sounds like a challenge there Myrth.

so?!
So he can say whatever he wants!
(for me M is still one of the guys...Mentally blocked the sex revelation :cool: )

So he can say whatever he wants!
(for me M is still one of the guys...Mentally blocked the sex revelation :cool: )
no he can't

Oh but I'm not rude, I'm french.
BTW I hope my cigarette annoys you.

I thought rude and french were the same thing?

no he can'twelll he just did...

Yarr, that he did.

welll he just did...
you can shut it too!!

Yarr, that he did.
I SAID SHUT IT!

I SAID SHUT IT!
:eek: Holy crap! Does she mean business!

more than likely.

Myrth ... don't know the person ... can't comment ... always enjoy the pics, though.

As for mods in general, well, I have no use for them.

Nothing offensive, I just have no use for them. People may flame me all they like and say whatever strange thing comes to their mind and I believe it should be unfettered and unmolested.

A mod's job is to fetter and molest and, well, I have no use for it.

But, then, I have very little respect for authority. I don't salute a person just for wearing a badge.

I take each mod on a case by case basis. I may disagree with a decision they've made and I may or may not voice that disagreement in the appropriate place, but they - not I - have been given the charge by the owners to police these forums and so long as they do so in an equitable manner, then I shall quietly post away.

On modship, I feel the best measure of a mod is that you never know they're there. (read: you never realize they're a mod)

My speech is done.

I SAID SHUT IT!

NEVAR

NEVAR
*cough*bitch*cough*

Myrth: How can you have a name meaning humor, while being part of a group with a notorious lack of a sense of humor? :p

Anyone else think Myrth is funny?


Why the hell would he/she be funny? Doesn't even understand irony.
About the deleting, hmm the quotes there are not bad but I've seen much more original, she deletes with a double standard and blocks every question in the moderation topic when it takes him/her a little time to check the complaint. I think he / she is neither the best neither the worst MOD but humor..? :p

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Why the hell would he/she be funny? Doesn't even understand irony.Sour grapes...he deleted your ass...didnt he?

Sour grapes...he deleted your ass...didnt he?

He never deleted my nation,if that is what ya mean *points at number of posts*

Myrth
http://minhdo.bitterjerksociety.org/gallery/The%20Ruthless%20Dictator%20Takes%20Time%20Out%20of%20His%20Busy%20Schedule%20to%20Explain%20the%20B enefits%20of%20Daily%20Flossing,%20Ironically%20They%20Will%20Not%20Listen.jpg

LOL...

You need someone in chains or with their head on a pike though. :D

LOL...

You need someone in chains or with their head on a pike though. :D
So you imagine Myrth as being the next Vlad the Impaler? :D

So you imagine Myrth as being the next Vlad the Impaler? :D

That's the impression given off by a small minority. And if we're going to have a drawing that depicts him as some dictator, he should be really, really mean.

There's space below the balcony for a few heads or chained bodies :p

That's the impression given off by a small minority. And if we're going to have a drawing that depicts him as some dictator, he should be really, really mean.

There's space below the balcony for a few heads or chained bodies :p
I didnt draw it i stole it!

Myrth is good for a laugh - maybe he and Cogitation, the self-procalimed jester, should have a comedy stand-off

I didnt draw it i stole it!

Well you can modify it, can't you? I demand a new picture! ;)

Oooh, Myrth gonna ban you!
do you think? :rolleyes:

*fires warning shots with the I.G.N.O.R.E. GunCannon*

*cough*bitch*cough*

OMG!! GO TINK!!!! :fluffle:

OMG!! GO TINK!!!! :fluffle:
:fluffle:

:fluffle:

YOU TELL THAT MYRTH!!!!! :sniper:

YOU TELL THAT MYRTH!!!!! :sniper:
I WILL!!!!

Yay, M-E-S is gone!

wow, so is that unflattering picture. Please tell me that wasn't actually Myrth. Myrth is a badass!

*cough*bitch*cough*

Yeah! Go Tink!

*starts cheerleading chant*

2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate.....

wait, myrth is a chick?

wow, so is that unflattering picture. Please tell me that wasn't actually Myrth. Myrth is a badass!

Nope. Just someone else who came up with the alias 'Myrth' I guess.

Yeah! Go Tink!

*starts cheerleading chant*

2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate.....
*blushes* i feel so loved! you're too kind!

*blushes* i feel so loved! you're too kind!

You deserve to be recognized for bravery in the face of a mod. :)

so myrth is a girl?

so myrth is a girl?

How would I know? I'm very confused to be honest.

so myrth is a girl?

...
no

...
no
well that's what you say anyway...

...
no
are you sure?

are you sure?

Most certainly.

I don't believe you

Don't try my patience.

I havn't done anything

Hmmm....I always assumed Myrth was a guy, but then people were saying he was a girl, but now he says he's not....oh well. At any rate, Myrth does rock.

i dont believe you either...


http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gif

:D :D :D

edit -- JUST KIDDING! lol

bow down to me Myrth.......you know you want to....

http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif

That is so cool.

http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif[/QUOTE]

Myrth is definately a guy...a guy with some serious sand up his vagina.

j/k myrth. Please dont IP ban me. Japaica can be nice :fluffle:

http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/FIREdevil.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/FIREdevil.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
:fluffle:

I want to click the link in your sig, but i'm scared :eek:

How about no.

Anyone else think Myrth is funny?


Yes, myrth pwns almost as much as ebaumsworld.com.

http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/FIREdevil.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/tink.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/FIREdevil.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gifhttp://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/hail.gif
:fluffle:
ooooo, i like it!

How about no.
are you sure?

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cockmongophant.jpg

Cockmonglophant!

que? :confused:

haha he said cock :eek:

Okay Myrth... that picture edged over into really, really weird. I'm still not sure what think of it. :p

I want to click the link in your sig, but i'm scared :eek:
It's something for firefox and mozilla, nothing freakishly scary as one might expect.

Myrth is the best mod man! I also notice that everyone who hates him are the ones that break the rules... hmm... ;)

And with that:

Make Myrth a Game Moderator!
Make Myrth a Game Moderator!
Make Myrth a Game Moderator!

It'd be so cool if Myrth had the ability to DEAT somebody :D

Myrth is the best mod man! I also notice that everyone who hates him are the ones that break the rules... hmm... ;)
*ahem*

*ahem*

Well, you're not bitter like other people...

*cough* Japaica (and his reincarnates), fairy tinkerbell, right wingers who think there is a leftist mod conspiracy, left wingers who think there is a conservative mod conspiracy, and suck. *cough*

My God, I have a bad cough :D

Having once seen a picture of Myrth, I can assure you all that Myrth is indeed male.

unless of course the picture was fake.... :>

I don't believe you

Geeze ... you almost get on my nerves ... and that is not an easy thing to do.

You know, if we had forums 7, this could have been a Myrth temple

hhhmmmm.. Smells like spam. I requst that the mods lock this immediatly. It is horribly off topic and was spam to begin with. How can people respect myrth as a mod when he wont lock a spam topic when he wants to talk in it? But when the rest spam....

You know, if we had forums 7, this could have been a Myrth temple
Yeah, without Forum 7, Myrth and the other mods have been lackng some major glory points.

hhhmmmm.. Smells like spam. I requst that the mods lock this immediatly. It is horribly off topic and was spam to begin with. How can people respect myrth as a mod when he wont lock a spam topic when he wants to talk in it? But when the rest spam....

This is better than a topic about Myrth posted in Moderation, of which there have been several of late. This kindof thing at the very least belongs in General.

Whether it's spam... is up to the mods. So if Myrth or another mod doesn't delete it, then all's fair. :)

I think I just stepped into the twilight zone...

Geeze ... you almost get on my nerves ... and that is not an easy thing to do.
and I wasn't even trying

God Myrth since when did you become such a star? lol

*Smacks Myrth* God dammit you bastard.....

Rodriquezland

what's wrong with 16? and i'll be 17 very soon (4 weeks and 4 days)

A 16-17 year old girl called "The fairy tinkerbelly"?
Don't think so, sounds pretty gay to me... :p

yeah, i guess it does, but I just happen to be a rather immature 16 year old who likes fairies

Mmm... okay, I believe you, but only because the tought of a 16-17 year old girl sounds more appealing to me.
Nothing against gay-persons, BUT...
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/travel/usa/ca/sanFrancisco/castro/events/1998PrideParade/gallery-1/images/fairy.jpg
the horror! the horror!
Please let it be a girl!!!


Myrth? He's also ok I guess, not a 16-17 year old girl, but still ok.

Myrth? He's also ok I guess, not a 16-17 year old girl, but still ok.
well you never know, he could be......

woooooow, this is a Myrth, no kidding!
http://party.snt.utwente.nl/flock/images/user/USERID/38788/SIZE/large.jpg

But I still think he's a guy, like he said.

Oops sorry. Thought this post said Milf!

I'm a Myrth fan. <insert submissive, serving-wench-type fawning>
<or not, depending on how annoying one finds it>

But that's more because I have this whole 'evil-overlord' obssession thing going on.

So hopefully he's a he, because otherwise... well, trickiness would be involved.

And damnit, I want photos! None of the people who amuse me have easy-to-find photos of themselves up! Rrrrrrrrr!

Mmm... okay, I believe you, but only because the tought of a 16-17 year old girl sounds more appealing to me.
Nothing against gay-persons, BUT...
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/travel/usa/ca/sanFrancisco/castro/events/1998PrideParade/gallery-1/images/fairy.jpg
the horror! the horror!
Please let it be a girl!!!

:eek: My eyes!!! :eek:

How could you post that that...... that thing?!? I feel like gouging my eyes out now! Thanks a lot!!!!

you're welcome :p

Well, you're not bitter like other people...

*cough* Japaica (and his reincarnates), fairy tinkerbell, right wingers who think there is a leftist mod conspiracy, left wingers who think there is a conservative mod conspiracy, and suck. *cough*

My God, I have a bad cough :D

Who are you? :rolleyes:

woooooow, this is a Myrth, no kidding!
http://party.snt.utwente.nl/flock/images/user/USERID/38788/SIZE/large.jpg

But I still think he's a guy, like he said.

Either one of these people could be Myrth.
http://users.ev1.net/~eberry/images/Jghan01.jpg

Well, you're not bitter like other people...

*cough* Japaica (and his reincarnates), fairy tinkerbell, right wingers who think there is a leftist mod conspiracy, left wingers who think there is a conservative mod conspiracy, and suck. *cough*

My God, I have a bad cough :D

Well, aren't you a witty little ray of sunshine?

No kidding :rolleyes:

I'd say this is Myrth:

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/w/o/wolfe4/myrth.jpg

Looks like you're copyrighted by a certain "Rachel Wolfe" too.

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2001/20011021/spectrum/osama.jpg
Achtung Mein Fuhrer!

wait, what?