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So who'd win in a fist fight... Kerry or Bush

I'd pick Bush, Personally.. Kerry has the weak frail-jewed face. He's also got noodle girl arms and horrible coordination. I got a video of him throwing a football, it's pretty funny.

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Bush, easily.. Kerry's got the reach, but Bush has the willpower. ;)

I think Kerry could just hold Bush at arm's length while Bush contends that hands down he has won and that Kerry will be subdued in a matter of seconds...

Kerry.

Let's look at records.

Kerry: was in the military, and fought.

Bush: Did drugs, was a cheerleader. A FUCKING CHEERLEADER.


I'd definatly go Kerry.

bush is from texas. he probaly train in boxing from is first year.
and about the fact that kerry was at vietnam: if he get his gun from vietnam, maybe he had chance to win.

Intellectually...John Kerry. A fistfight...I don't know, both are kind of old.

four years ago, Bush would have won. Then he stopped running and got out of shape. Now Kerry would win

Dude, Bush fell down on one of those "it" contraptions that aren't supposed to be able to fall down. Kerry is much taller, and that jaw looks like it could take a punch. Kerry has actual combat training and has seen combat. Bush looks sluggish and would be slow to learn from his mistakes. Kerry will pound him easily, but the Supreme Court will declare Bush the victor anyway. The basis for their ruling is that the brutal left-hook Kerry leveled Bush with is un-American, because, to a conservative, anything from the left is wrong.

So who'd win in a fist fight... Kerry or Bush

I'd pick Bush, Personally.. Kerry has the weak frail-jewed face. He's also got noodle girl arms and horrible coordination. I got a video of him throwing a football, it's pretty funny.
So you're saying gay guys can't box?

They're both pretty old, so the fight would be kinda shit.

In fact, Kerry would win easily.

All he'd have to do is throw a pretzel at Bush :D