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Slate: The "Breck Girl" (campaign humor)

Pepe Dominguez
19-10-2004, 05:31
http://slate.msn.com/id/2108216/slideshow/2108085/entry/2108087/speed/100

:p :p
Asssassins
20-10-2004, 05:32
"For a guy who's been known derisively to the Bush crowd as the Breck girl," observes Shearer, vice presidential candidate John Edwards seems "way too interested in his hair." He tries to straighten it with his fingers. A makeup technician approaches with a comb, but the senator likes it just so and does the combing himself. He signals he's ready for hair spray by closing his eyes expectantly, like a child. Then Edwards and the technician straighten a little more with their fingers. Please don't tell me that thing in his hand is a compact. Oh, dear. It is."

This is who many want to be VP of the greatest nation on the planet! :eek:
Pepe Dominguez
20-10-2004, 05:39
"For a guy who's been known derisively to the Bush crowd as the Breck girl," observes Shearer, vice presidential candidate John Edwards seems "way too interested in his hair." He tries to straighten it with his fingers. A makeup technician approaches with a comb, but the senator likes it just so and does the combing himself. He signals he's ready for hair spray by closing his eyes expectantly, like a child. Then Edwards and the technician straighten a little more with their fingers. Please don't tell me that thing in his hand is a compact. Oh, dear. It is."

This is who many want to be VP of the greatest nation on the planet! :eek:

:p Well, there's stronger arguments against the guy than that.. this one's just some humor. ;)