Rebuplicans have better sex
King Jazz
18-10-2004, 19:38
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1
not that it means much, I just found this interesting.
Seosavists
18-10-2004, 19:42
that doesnt mean better that means more of them think they have it good
Superpower07
18-10-2004, 19:45
I wonder what Libertarian sex lives are like . . .
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1
not that it means much, I just found this interesting.
actually, what that says is that more Republicans report being satisfied with their sex lives than Democrats...whether or not Republicans are actually having better sex is completely different. they may simply have lower standards for their sex lives, or be less willing to report dissatisfaction, or any number of things.
Democrats just have gay sex.
Rutentuten
18-10-2004, 19:52
actually, what that says is that more Republicans report being satisfied with their sex lives than Democrats...whether or not Republicans are actually having better sex is completely different. they may simply have lower standards for their sex lives, or be less willing to report dissatisfaction, or any number of things.
Get over yourself. Democrats make all kinds of promises (yes even in the sack), Republicans back up their claims with action.
Planta Genestae
18-10-2004, 19:54
Oops sorry. Wrong post. Thought I'd entered the guild of badgershaggers. Not that I'm one, no. I'm... er... making a delivery... er... of some... er pencil sharpeners.
Well I guess when you've been screwing people for so long after a while you're going to get good at it.
Get over yourself. Democrats make all kinds of promises (yes even in the sack), Republicans back up their claims with action.
i'm not quite sure what you are talking about, but since i am neither a Democrat nor a Republican i can't really be offended by your claims.
Get over yourself. Democrats make all kinds of promises (yes even in the sack), Republicans back up their claims with action.
I take it you've slept with a load of Democrats in order to make that claim, I don't really know how else you could possibly know.
Planta Genestae
18-10-2004, 20:35
Republicans don't use condoms as they make their arses hurt.
Kleptonis
18-10-2004, 20:35
Well I guess when you've been screwing people for so long after a while you're going to get good at it.
Or after screwing people for so long, your expectations rise.
Well I guess when you've been screwing people for so long after a while you're going to get good at it.
Don't forget that us liberal hippies can have uber fun orgies on a trampoline while you guys are stuck with one partner because god told you to.
:D
Tea and crumpet
18-10-2004, 20:37
Don't forget that us liberal hippies can have uber fun orgies on a trampoline while you guys are stuck with one partner because god told you to.
:D
The Republicans would ban that if they could, maybe they have already. So they are the ones having the best legal sex.
King Jazz
18-10-2004, 21:11
jeeze, I should have known better, you people argue over everything.
good sex is like beauty, it is all in the eye of the beholder. and as long as those who are having sex are enjoying it why would anybody else care what they do
Tea and crumpet
18-10-2004, 21:15
jeeze, I should have known better, you people argue over everything.
good sex is like beauty, it is all in the eye of the beholder. and as long as those who are having sex are enjoying it why would anybody else care what they do
Motivation is everything.
Kleptonis
18-10-2004, 21:19
jeeze, I should have known better, you people argue over everything.
Welcome to NationStates!
It's pretty funny that this is actually an argument! :rolleyes:
Actually, I think that devotion to one partner would be a lot more fun than an orgy on a trampoline. It's all what you think works best. I'd be totally satisfied waiting for marraige and never having sex with anybody else. It's all just personal preference.
Tea and crumpet
18-10-2004, 21:40
It's pretty funny that this is actually an argument! :rolleyes:
Actually, I think that devotion to one partner would be a lot more fun than an orgy on a trampoline. It's all what you think works best. I'd be totally satisfied waiting for marraige and never having sex with anybody else. It's all just personal preference.
See, those two options are not actually mutually exclusive. Open your mind.
The Force Majeure
18-10-2004, 21:52
I wonder what Libertarian sex lives are like . . .
It's like crazy circus sex
The Force Majeure
18-10-2004, 21:54
Don't forget that us liberal hippies can have uber fun orgies on a trampoline while you guys are stuck with one partner because god told you to.
:D
You mean dirty, smelly, hairy, and full of herpes.
You mean dirty, smelly, hairy, and full of herpes.
Well you know us liberals...we'd be too high to notice. WOODSTOCK REBORN!
actually, what that says is that more Republicans report being satisfied with their sex lives than Democrats...whether or not Republicans are actually having better sex is completely different. they may simply have lower standards for their sex lives, or be less willing to report dissatisfaction, or any number of things.
I've also thought, if even a medium sized majority are carrying on like Gringich, they've got little to complain about.
I think that the answer lies in here:
Among the factors that impact the survey results is that more men identify themselves as Republicans and men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex "a great deal." Also, Democrats are more likely to be women; and the poll results show that women are more likely to fake orgasms.
Well I guess when you've been screwing people for so long after a while you're going to get good at it.
LOL!!!
Los Banditos
19-10-2004, 00:49
I think that the answer lies in here:
Among the factors that impact the survey results is that more men identify themselves as Republicans and men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex "a great deal." Also, Democrats are more likely to be women; and the poll results show that women are more likely to fake orgasms.
Men can fake orgasms? That I would like to see. Well, actually, scratch that. I do not want to see that.
I wonder what Libertarian sex lives are like . . .
Mine's pretty good. I'm certainly satisfied.
Laryngia
19-10-2004, 01:03
Heh. The first thing that came to my mind was a joke I heard at church:
Q: Why do Democrats have better sex?
A: Who ever heard of "getting a nice piece of elephant"?
I suppose more people are tapping that trunk than we thought. Or the Republicans are just less willing to admit their sex lives are dissatisfying. Either way ;-)
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1
not that it means much, I just found this interesting.
Of course they do, they get it from proffesionals (http://www.alternet.org/election04/20191/). :D
meh. isn't it canadians who have the best sex in the world though?
pwnd.
Incertonia
19-10-2004, 02:53
Having had sex with women of all political stripes, from Republican to Democrat to Green to unaffiliated, I have to say that the Greens were the most fun, with the Democrats closely behind. The Republicans were too worried about sin to have any real fun.
Having not had sex with anyone, i really can't contribute.
But, out of curiosity, what gender did they poll? Because male republicans, I would think, would enjoy it far more then female republicans. Whereas female democrats would probebly enjoy it equally with males.
Leonard Nimoy
19-10-2004, 04:35
Well I guess when you've been screwing people for so long after a while you're going to get good at it.
Hahahaha, that line made my day.
Having had sex with women of all political stripes, from Republican to Democrat to Green to unaffiliated, I have to say that the Greens were the most fun, with the Democrats closely behind. The Republicans were too worried about sin to have any real fun.
See now that's true bipartisanism
Having had sex with women of all political stripes, from Republican to Democrat to Green to unaffiliated, I have to say that the Greens were the most fun, with the Democrats closely behind. The Republicans were too worried about sin to have any real fun.
see, and i have had the most fun with Republican girls specifically because they think everything is a sin...it's all so naughty with them.
Siljhouettes
19-10-2004, 23:13
Democrats just have gay sex.
www.logcabin.org
Republicans are usually satisfied with the status quo.
Democrats want to change things for the better.
www.logcabin.org
Argh, confusion. Group which might help change gay rights... but will screw everything else up just as much as regular republicans. Do I like these people?
Drunken Pervs
20-10-2004, 01:44
"Republicans have better sex" ... but Schwarzenegger might be exempt from that list.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=3&u=/nm/20041019/od_nm/campaign_schwarzenegger_sex_dc
Chechokia
20-10-2004, 01:52
It's pretty funny that this is actually an argument! :rolleyes:
Actually, I think that devotion to one partner would be a lot more fun than an orgy on a trampoline. It's all what you think works best. I'd be totally satisfied waiting for marraige and never having sex with anybody else. It's all just personal preference.
Bet you have NEVER had a fat orgy with lotsa sex on a bouncy trampoline for the kickback