Ask The Squatch Version 4.1
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 02:31
Thats right.
Youve seen the imitations lately, all over this forum.
But truly, none of these can give you the deep, heartfelt, wise answers to lifes everyday questions, as "ask the squatch"!
It gets your whites whiter!
It slices...it dices...it makes tons and tons of Julienne French Fries!
Its...
"Ask The Squatch!"
Why do you feel so insecure as to reaffirm your superiority over these "imitators" that you must create version 4.1?
:D
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 02:48
Why do you feel so insecure as to reaffirm your superiority over these "imitators" that you must create version 4.1?
:D
Im glad you asked that Young One.
Im really not sure what motivates me to do the things I do.
Perhaps its the voices in my head.
Maybe its for all the world's children.
It could be for the thousands of hungry yaks that I'll never meet, and maybe one day eat.
But whatever the reason, one thing is true...
For the Finest in Fake Wisdom...
Always Ask the Squatch.
Im glad you asked that Young One.
Im really not sure what motivates me to do the things I do.
Perhaps its the voices in my head.
Maybe its for all the world's children.
It could be for the thousands of hungry yaks that I'll never meet, and maybe one day eat.
But whatever the reason, one thing is true...
For the Finest in Fake Wisdom...
Always Ask the Squatch.
Do you have someone to fill in for you if you are unable to perform your duties?
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 03:10
Do you have someone to fill in for you if you are unable to perform your duties?
If you mean ..like a temp.
No.
If you mean, like an apprenctice...
No.
If by chance do you mean, are there more of me...
Also no.
Kisarazu
18-10-2004, 04:03
man, i missed this thread.
dear squatch,
should i spend less time on the internet?
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 04:08
man, i missed this thread.
dear squatch,
should i spend less time on the internet?
Well that depends.
What year is it?
Kisarazu
18-10-2004, 04:14
2007 ofcourse.
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 04:15
2007 ofcourse.
No, youve got some time to kill.
The internet is a wealth of porn, you know.
Clan HunHill
18-10-2004, 04:18
My question is ...
If everyone looks to you to find their answers in life, who do you look to in order to find the answers to your questions?
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 04:20
My question is ...
If everyone looks to you to find their answers in life, who do you look to in order to find the answers to your questions?
"Ask again later."
Thats odd.
Kisarazu
18-10-2004, 04:26
dear squatch,
is it perfectly normal to approach a girl for absolutely no reason -- i have no idea what her name is or anything, but i would like to get to know her i think. ?
Clan HunHill
18-10-2004, 04:26
Who would win in a fight?
Krusty the Clown vs Quagmire
Odin vs Zeus
Bush Senior vs Bush Junior
Peter Griffith vs Homer Simpson
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 05:16
dear squatch,
is it perfectly normal to approach a girl for absolutely no reason -- i have no idea what her name is or anything, but i would like to get to know her i think. ?
Worst case senario...
She says no.
Just play it cool.
BackwoodsSquatches
18-10-2004, 05:20
Who would win in a fight?
Krusty the Clown vs Quagmire
Odin vs Zeus
Bush Senior vs Bush Junior
Peter Griffith vs Homer Simpson
1.Krusty.
2.Odin never had his own comic book. Thor.
3.Bush senior would whoop Dubya's punk Texan ass.
Bush senior actually went to war, you know.
4. Gotta go with Peter Griffin.