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What would his theme tune be?

I'd say something written in the Aminor key signature.

err... Hail to the Chief?

*ducks*

Elavator music... one of his greatest creations

(I know it drives me to the brink of going on some sort of homicidal rampage)

2 Pac - All 'bout You

Darth Vader's theme... that would be cool

Highway to hell - ACDC :D

OR

the final countdown- europe

Its raining men :P

Its raining men :P
Disco and Satan... hmmmm :eek:

'Up there' from the South Park movie...

I Am The Walrus

Banana Phone!

Satans New Theme Song.


Billy-Ray was a Preacher's son,
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along,
When they gathered round and started talking,
That's when Billy would take me walking,
Through the back yard we'd go walking,
Then he'd look into my eyes,
Lord knows to my suprise:

The only one who could ever reach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
The only boy who could ever teach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was.

Being good isn't always easy,
No matter how hard I tried,
When he started sweet talking to me,
he'd come tell me everything is alright,
he'd kiss and tell me everything is alright,
Can I get away again tonight?.

The only one who could ever reach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
The only boy who could ever teach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was.

How well I remember,
The look that was in his eyes,
Stealing kisses from me on the sly,
Taking time to make time,
Telling me that he's all mine,
Learning from each others knowing,
Looking to see how much we'd grown.

The only one who could ever reach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
The only boy who could ever teach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was.

-Dusty Springfield.

Mars from The Planets Suite by Gustav Holst

Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy

"Devil Man" Rob Zombie

Sesame Street :rolleyes:

Sesame Street :rolleyes:


*BOL* you rule Lapse

I was going to go for something with Wagner :)

I'd say "Peace Train" by Cat Stevens(now something or other Islam.I didn't even know Islam was a name until a while ago)

Or,"U Can't Touch this!" by MC Hammer.

Or maybe "Who let the dogs out?" by the Bahama Boys.

So many possibilities.

What would his theme tune be?

I'd say something written in the Aminor key signature.

I agree.

"Killing is my Business" by MegaDeth.

Or,"U Can't Touch this!" by MC Hammer.


That song is the best anything ever.

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Darth Vader had asthma.
If satan ever rose i aint 2 sure people would b payin that much attention to the music he would rise to although i bet he has a well hot bird shed have massive titties
yes i am childish but it is better than bein old

The Batman theme.

nina-nina-nina-nina-nina-nina-nina-nina, SATAN!

i almost forgot i think satan would have some sabbath probably Iron Man

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain’t shinin’
’cause the sky’s too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin’
’long the side of me

I’m mean ’n I’m bad, y’know I ain’t no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin’ about her ’n my bike ’n me...
’n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin’ weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin’ on...
But there was no reply
’cause she was gone...

Where’s those titties that I like so well
’n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin’ twig, ’n up jumped the devil...he’s about this big...

He had a red suit on
An’ a widow’s peak
An’ then a pointed tail
’n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
’cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
’n started cleanin’ his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed ’n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties ’n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well don’t they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I can’t complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, ’n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Don’t call me that
That’s about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass I’ll sign...
’cause I need a beer, ’n it’s titty-squeezin’ time

Man, you can’t fool me...you ain’t that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon ’n agnew, too...
’n both of those suckers was worse ’n you...

Well, let’s make a deal if you think that’s true
I mean, you’re the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

That’s very, very true
I’m only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...let’s see, maybe stravinsky...

I’ll give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

I’m not holding my pickle

Well, who’s holding your pickle then?

I don’t know...she’s out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I don’t know if you’re the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! don’t sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, ’cause that’s magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin’...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And I’m gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That’s when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

Slayer's South of Heaven

Louis Armstrong "It's a wonderful world"

Seriously. Satan's nice. :fluffle: Be friends.

That song is the best anything ever.

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You havent heard a metal cover of it. OMG yes!

I think hed arrive to hthe theme tune for his TV show. Barney the dinosaur.

"Burn in hell" from Twisted Sister :D

Slayer - Angel of death

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
all over this land
I'd hammer out nature
I'd hammer out humans
I'd hammer out death and destruction and hatred all over these lands :)

Of course it would be set to the original music just to confuse the crap out of you before your mortal soul was torn from your body and tormented until the end of time.

mmmm, nice :eek: :sniper:

The Imperial March - (Star Wars)

Either "Infinite Bottles of Beer on the Wall" or the Smurfs Lala song. :eek:

Either "Infinite Bottles of Beer on the Wall" or the Smurfs Lala song. :eek:
He wouldn't be accompanied by smurfs - it would be Boobahs!!!! Or their manaical theme song!!!

*arms self with AK-47 in defense*

He wouldn't be accompanied by smurfs - it would be Boobahs!!!! Or their manaical theme song!!!

*arms self with AK-47 in defense*

Hadn't heard of the Boobahs til just now. They look like cheap knock offs of the Tele-tubbies...

Satan's True Theme Song-

...... THE SAILOR MOON MOVIE THEME SONG! lol

OR

Suffocation- Papa Roach

The song from Boweser's Castle in the original Mario games.

The Imperial March - (Star Wars)
EXACTLY. :D

SEGA Dr Robitnik battle music from the first sonic game

Satan's True Theme Song-

...... THE SAILOR MOON MOVIE THEME SONG! lol
Ahhh!! They truly are teh antichrist!!!

It could only be the music from Happy Tree Friends.

Johnathan Richman & The Modern Lovers- Icecream man

Would it be considered flaming to point out that you are all morons?

Satan's theme music would be a traditional christian hymn. Probably something like "Battle Hymn of the Republic" or "Amazing Grace". Do you people really think he will come up singing about how evil he is? He will come as an angel of light, to destroy the pious... most preferably their souls, not their bodies. He will come with a lie so convincing that, God willing, it will deceive even the elect.

And he will be here soon.

Slayer - Angel of death

I knew something by Slayer would come up.

Satan's theme music would be a traditional christian hymn. Probably something like "Battle Hymn of the Republic" or "Amazing Grace". Do you people really think he will come up singing about how evil he is? He will come as an angel of light, to destroy the pious... most preferably their souls, not their bodies. He will come with a lie so convincing that, God willing, it will deceive even the elect.

Either that, or "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath if he didn't feel like hiding.

Would it be considered flaming to point out that you are all morons?

Satan's theme music would be a traditional christian hymn. Probably something like "Battle Hymn of the Republic" or "Amazing Grace". Do you people really think he will come up singing about how evil he is? He will come as an angel of light, to destroy the pious... most preferably their souls, not their bodies. He will come with a lie so convincing that, God willing, it will deceive even the elect.

And he will be here soon.


urgh. or maybe we are having a laugh?

Anyway thats how the anticrhist would come. To fool us all.

I can safely say I am not the antichrist. *puts on some Iron MonkeY*

Anyway, back OT,

Boo bahs are really scary, everything about them is wrong. Like a bad trip.

err... Hail to the Chief?

*ducks*
Only in the unlikely event Kerry is elected.

What would his theme tune be?

I'd say something written in the Aminor key signature.

"Liberi Fatali"

Imoerial March or the Legato/Knives theme from Trigun.

Trogdor the Burninator!!! except....Satan the Burninator...nm

Something by The Destroyinators.....

well.... this is an NS forum, someone had to say it.

"Whoa, man... what's with the, like, censorship and stuff?" asks Miranda King, scruffy-haired bassist of the popular speed metal band The Destroyinators. "You can't, like, censor the music, man. That's how we express ourselves! Every bass beat is me baring my soul! Every howl is me complainin' about how my parents tried to kick me out of their basement! Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway. I say promote the arts, man!"

Unfortunately, you all forgot about the classical composer known as Chopin. I'm thinking "Funeral March" is fitting for the Prince of Darkness. Either that or "I Love You" form Barney (God forbid).

Read my post half a page up. I already came up with the Barney idea. :p

A single sustained 666Hz test tone - that's about a quarter tone above E, IIRC.

Come to think of it, Mussorgsky's "Night on a bare mountain" is quite appropriate. Or at least, that's Satan's background music while he's in hell doing his regular stuff.

I'd say "Peace Train" by Cat Stevens(now something or other Islam.I didn't even know Islam was a name until a while ago)
Yussuf, I think. I don't know the spelling, though.
Anyway; Sympathy for the Devil, because we can all learn to understand the fellow abit. That or Mozart's Requiem... man, that one kicks ass.

Something by Spinal Tap...probably the one where they had those midgets dancing around a foot high Stonehenge. :D

(The ground cracks open, fire erupts and terror and confusion overwhelm. Demonm emerge and and scream and howl, a huge black form, spinderly legs emerges, a Roar that strikes fear into the hearts of men and women alike. He opens his mouth, blackened with fire spewing forth.)

ITS RAINING MEN! HALLAIJUAH! Its raining men!

I'm going to get absolutely soaking wet In meeeeeeen!!

(And everyone was happy.)

A single sustained 666Hz test tone - that's about a quarter tone above E, IIRC.

played at 666 bpm in quarters at 4/4. (ie 666 times a minute)

and quite possibly a bass line that sits a flattened fifth beneath it.

If Satan rose from hell... I'd be one of the first to celebrate because all the religious whack jobs are going to hell, and Satan's theme would be Windowlicker by Aphex Twin - listen and tell em it doesn't suit him. Either that, or Matra or SChism by Tool.

played at 666 bpm in quarters at 4/4. (ie 666 times a minute)

4/4 time doesn't seem particularly satanic to me: wouldn't we want something a bit more twisted like 9/8 or 13/12?

(SIDENOTE: cool, I just found out that The Wait by the Pretenders is in 15/4 time, which explains why it always felt a bit strange.)

and quite possibly a bass line that sits a flattened fifth beneath it.

The devil's interval, IIRC? - but it got that name just because it was somewhat difficult to sing, rather than the way it sounds, afterall it is commonplace in blues.

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On the whole, though, I think I prefer the idea of just a single never-ending tone, rather than a more conventional piece of music. Possibly a field of complete silence would be effective?

Just to fuck with us, it would be something like Evolution by Ayumi Hamasaki :p


(which is actually a good song...)

Just to fuck with us, it would be something like Evolution by Ayumi Hamasaki :p


(which is actually a good song...)
Oooooo!! I was thinking of something like that... Only I was going to use something like I'll Kill You by X-Japan.