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Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: 'It's a Spine'
A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused a bump on the back of a suit jacket worn by President George Bush during his first debate with John Forbes Kerry.

"It's a spine," said the unnamed scientist. "The president's backbone, in a sense, was showing during his debate with Mr. Kerry."

Similar images of Mr. Kerry showed "no comparable spinal features."

When asked about the new evidence, Mr. Kerry said, "I had a spine when I defended this country as a young man, and I will have one again when I defend her as president of the United States."

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001873.html

Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: 'It's a Spine'
A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused a bump on the back of a suit jacket worn by President George Bush during his first debate with John Forbes Kerry.

"It's a spine," said the unnamed scientist. "The president's backbone, in a sense, was showing during his debate with Mr. Kerry."

Similar images of Mr. Kerry showed "no comparable spinal features."

When asked about the new evidence, Mr. Kerry said, "I had a spine when I defended this country as a young man, and I will have one again when I defend her as president of the United States."

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001873.html
I knew it!!!! Now I can add more fillet to my CIA resume!

huh Deja vu.

I could have sworn I saw this exact same thread last week.

You did...They reposted it....Or at least that article or whatever the hell it is....

It was funny the first time around.

Not this time.

It was funny the first time around.

Not this time.
It wasn't that funny the first time, although the follow up jokes by the rest of us were pretty good, I thought.

It wasn't that funny the first time, although the follow up jokes by the rest of us were pretty good, I thought.

Eh, there has been better, but still, it wasn't that bad or anything. At the very least, it was a nice rest from the usual "You suck!' "No, YOU suck!" one always sees around here.

Similar images of Mr. Kerry showed "no comparable spinal features."


http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001873.html

I was not surprised at all by this

I was not surprised at all by this
Wow. Taking humor and making a point with it. That's almost as pathetic as rebutting a humerous article.

I think the advisor under his jacket joke was much better.

"I said 23 years ago"
"4 years ago"
"4 years ago"

etc...

Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: 'It's a Spine'
A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused a bump on the back of a suit jacket worn by President George Bush during his first debate with John Forbes Kerry.

"It's a spine," said the unnamed scientist. "The president's backbone, in a sense, was showing during his debate with Mr. Kerry."

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001873.html
Ah, that explains it, hoping to prevent the horrible failure that his campaign new was inevitable they gave him a spine transplant. Unfortunatly such a feature, in Bush family phisiology, is completly alien and thus it was being rejected mid-debate. Rejected so forcefully infact that it was actually physically ejected from the body rather than causing illness in the patient as per usual.

Perhaps if his surgeons had noticed this feature of his lineage earlier they could simply have given Bush an ear transplant so that he would have heard the questions asked of him rather than simply answering every question with "no child left behind act."

Someone's trying awfully hard to spam General with pro-Bush propaganda that isn't true again. :rolleyes:

Eh, there has been better, but still, it wasn't that bad or anything. At the very least, it was a nice rest from the usual "You suck!' "No, YOU suck!" one always sees around here.
ROFLMAO!!! Yes, it does get a bit tiresome, doesn't it! :D

Heh, I thought that it was a fold--a fold that aliens were using to transmit subliminable ( ;) ) messages with highly advanced technology they possess that can transmit delta waves using folds in fabric as amplifiers.