Tin hats
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:38
Do you like Tin Hats (and yes I am bored)
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:40
Er, what the hells a tin hat?
*I might know the answer to that question, but I have tipped back a few, so uh, yeah...
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:42
Its hats made out of tin foils that crazy people wear to keep government or ailens from spying on them. Its a crazy person thing.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:43
Oh, sounds like a Lunatic Goofball fashion...:D
Peopleandstuff
17-10-2004, 06:43
I've tried a lot of things in my life, but, tin hats I have not done...although I have done boredom more times than I care to admit.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-10-2004, 06:44
Oh, sounds like a Lunatic Goofball fashion...:D
Fortunately, I don't think with my brain.
Unfortunately, it's very uncomfortable to wrap tin foil around what I DO think with. :(
Big Jim P
17-10-2004, 06:45
Its hats made out of tin foils that crazy people wear to keep government or ailens from spying on them. Its a crazy person thing.
No its a normal response to the fact that the shadow-government (want the names?) is using mind control rays on everyone.
Admit it, this does explaind many things. Brittany Spears for one thing.
*bold mine*
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:47
I thought it was the boobs that explained Brittney Spears. I swear I can hit mute on her music Videos and I would get horny.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-10-2004, 06:49
I thought it was the boobs that explained Brittney Spears. I swear I can hit mute on her music Videos and I would get horny.
While I don't doubt that tuning out her voice would triple her sex appeal, I still don't think she looks sexy. I think she looks slutty. Well-used. I can see that on a busy street corner.
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:50
While I don't doubt that tuning out her voice would triple her sex appeal, I still don't think she looks sexy. I think she looks slutty. Well-used. I can see that on a busy street corner.
You probably will see her on a street corner in a few years! :p
Roachsylvania
17-10-2004, 06:50
Tin hats are for idiots. What you really need is a lead helmet. Your neck hurts for the first few weeks, but at least the government can't steal your thoughts.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-10-2004, 06:52
Tin hats are for idiots. What you really need is a lead helmet. Your neck hurts for the first few weeks, but at least the government can't steal your thoughts.
I think if they stole my thoughts, the world would be a better place. Or at least more interesting.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:52
No, your all wrong! Uranium helmets! You have a good chance of breaking your neck from the weight, and dying early in your life, but at least you die with your thoughts remaining your own!
Big Jim P
17-10-2004, 06:53
You probably will see her on a street corner in a few years! :p
Yeah and how will she look then? Plastic isn't bio-degradeable, but the rest of her is. Eeewwww!
*they need a puke smilie here.*
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:54
I think if they stole my thoughts, the world would be a better place. Or at least more interesting.
IF they used my thought we would be well lets just say I rule base on how I feel on that day.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-10-2004, 06:55
Yeah and how will she look then? Plastic isn't bio-degradeable, but the rest of her is. Eeewwww!
*they need a puke smilie here.*
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/wuerg/vomit-smiley-011.gif
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:56
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/wuerg/vomit-smiley-011.gif
LOL!
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:56
How come when I see that smilie I see a rubber chicken rather than puke?
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:57
How come when I see that smilie I see a rubber chicken rather than puke?
Because it is a Rubber Chicken
Lunatic Goofballs
17-10-2004, 06:58
How come when I see that smilie I see a rubber chicken rather than puke?
Maybe your BIOS is messed up.
The Class A Cows
17-10-2004, 06:58
I find this funny. The parabolic shape of the hat will focus whatever signals are being sent to the center of your head, not block them. You could think of a tin hat as a brain warmer.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:59
It is?! Okay thats it, no more drinking for me tonight....I'll settle with cookies and milk....*grabs pack of oreos, but finds its empty!* POR QUE??!!!
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 07:24
Oreos.
Roachsylvania
17-10-2004, 07:37
POR QUE??!!!
Because the government stole your oreos, along with your thoughts. Makes ya feel violated, doesn't it?
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 07:39
That stupid government....I'll get you for this! My oreos will be avenged!
Roachsylvania
17-10-2004, 07:44
That stupid government....I'll get you for this! My oreos will be avenged!
And 10 minutes later...
Hey, what are those guys in dark suits doing at my door?
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 07:46
Ahhh! Dark suits! They're on to us lads, make a break for it! We must live for the Oreos!
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 07:48
For the Oreos!
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 08:26
We bring this news report that two of the Oreos were recently resuced from a Dark Suit bunker. Sadly, only five of the kidnapped Oreos were in the bunker, and three of them were nearly or entirely eaten. The Oreo Rights Defender Army has promised the "stupid government" will pay for this atrocity!
:D
Heiliger
18-10-2004, 00:10
We bring this news report that two of the Oreos were recently resuced from a Dark Suit bunker. Sadly, only five of the kidnapped Oreos were in the bunker, and three of them were nearly or entirely eaten. The Oreo Rights Defender Army has promised the "stupid government" will pay for this atrocity!
:D
Revenge of Tin hats!
Superpower07
18-10-2004, 00:20
I prefer sci-fi superweapons over tin hats