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This post has nothing to do with the Second Amendment; I fully support the right to keep and bear arms, and do not believe in gun control (because it is obviously not effective in the U.S.).

Soooooooooo... Why do you need so many guns? Is it just to make up for the tiny size of your penises, or is there some other reason?

I'm going to bed now, but will be more than happy to peruse your answers in the A.M.

Nighty-night.

Soooooooooo... Why do you need so many guns? Is it just to make up for the tiny size of your penises, or is there some other reason?

Categorizing and collecting guns is a perfectly healthy hobby to have. Besides, diffrent guns have diffrent histories, diffrent specialties, and diffrent mechanisms. Why dont you ask any anthropologists, geologist, or radio operators who collect artifacts about their penises while you're at it?

While I also have a tiny penis, I make up for it by going on anonymous forums and insinuating that other forum-goers have even smaller penises based on entirely irrelevant data, such as how many guns they own.

By the way, I'm not even close to a gun nut. In fact, I believe the "A well-armed militia being neccesary to the security of the state..." clause prefacing the Second Amendment renders many pro-gun arguments irrelevant.

While I also have a tiny penis, I make up for it by going on anonymous forums and insinuating that other forum-goers have even smaller penises based on entirely irrelevant data, such as how many guns they own.

LOL! Kewl! :D

Wow. This is a war just waiting to happen, isn't it?

Sleep tight while you hold your tiny 'little boy'! I don't need any guns for my manhood. And I have a baseball bat for the rude, crude, and obnoxious. Hopefully it will be next week before you awake. :D

Wow. This is a war just waiting to happen, isn't it?

It certainly is. Why else would I post it?

This looks like flamebait to me... time to report to the modzorz to see if it is.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=holdinitdown.wmv (Click on the link to download the video and watch it.)

Tell me you wouldn't want to have a gun if you were in the car.

Sleep tight while you hold your tiny 'little boy'! I don't need any guns for my manhood. And I have a baseball bat for the rude, crude, and obnoxious. Hopefully it will be next week before you awake. :D

*notes that Assassins implies that he will use a phallic object to subdue someone*

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=holdinitdown.wmv (Click on the link to download the video and watch it.)

Tell me you wouldn't want to have a gun if you were in the car.

I wouldn't want to have a gun if I were in the car.

Pssh, I'd just get out and kick the bastard's ass

This looks like flamebait to me... time to report to the modzorz to see if it is.

Flamebait, indeed... yet, as a hunter and gun owner, I'm interested to see what justifications (or flamings) might take place. Why does a "hunter" need a dozen AK-47's?

And whine at the Mods all you want. I'm far past caring.

Screw this thread, I'm leaving.

http://www.sillygirl.com/images/sillypictures/walk.gif

Flamebait, indeed... yet, as a hunter and gun owner, I'm interested to see what justifications (or flamings) might take place. Why does a "hunter" need a dozen AK-47's?

And whine at the Mods all you want. I'm far past caring.

Meh, you really want to offend people dontcha?

Meh, you really want to offend people dontcha?

Yes.

Meh, I don't believe in guns, so I don't own them. Thus, my penis is of the "moose" variety.

Flamebait, indeed... yet, as a hunter and gun owner, I'm interested to see what justifications (or flamings) might take place. Why does a "hunter" need a dozen AK-47's?
Not every gun owner is a hunter. I'm a collector, and, while I don't own (or intend to purchase any time soon) an AK-47, I can certainly see why someone would be interested in them. Now, I don't believe I know anyone with a dozen AK-47's (although I could be wrong, since I do know people with hundreds of Mosin Nagants, Arisakas, Enfields, etc.), many people focus their collection on acquiring every major variant of a certain type of firearm. As to why some of us have so many guns: No, it's not to compensate for the size of my penis. If I feel I have to do that, I'll just make remarks about other people's penises, since that seems to be the SOP. Either people buy a lot of guns because they are a collector, like above, or because for some reason they think they need a .22 target rifle, a .22 plinker, a .22 varmint gun, a scoped deer rifle, and iron sighted deer rifle, a backup deer rifle, and so on and so forth. As a rule, gun nuts, much like Star Wars geeks, don't get laid a lot, so there's really no concern about penis size. ;)

In reference to:
*notes that Assassins implies that he will use a phallic object to subdue someone*
I really hope this degrades into phallic references involving household objects. That's much more amusing than flamewars, though those can be fun too.

Well I have an enormous penis and prefer swords to guns. Oh hell, another phallic symbol. Oh well, My computer is bigger than your computer. :p :D

Yay Phallic references!!

:D

Perhaps there's a gun control method here:

Maybe nobody should be allowed to own a gun that's larger then their penis. That'd certainly make for an entertaining licensing process.

Yay Phallic references!!

:D

Perhaps there's a gun control method here:

Maybe nobody should be allowed to own a gun that's larger then their penis. That'd certainly make for an entertaining licensing process.ROFLMAOWEP.
:D

Yay Phallic references!!

:D

Perhaps there's a gun control method here:

Maybe nobody should be allowed to own a gun that's larger then their penis. That'd certainly make for an entertaining licensing process.

Perfect gun control in a nutshell!

Yay Phallic references!!

:D

Perhaps there's a gun control method here:

Maybe nobody should be allowed to own a gun that's larger then their penis. That'd certainly make for an entertaining licensing process.
I'd comment on that, but then people would start calling me a racist. :)

The phrase to fear; "Let me see your permit."

Unless that cop turned out to be a heavenly babe....

Unless that cop turned out to be a heavenly babe....
Well, that depends on what was on your permit...

Unless that cop turned out to be a heavenly babe....

I can't possibly get that lucky twice.

(My wife is a cop.)

I can't possibly get that lucky twice.


Or can you? *shifty eyes* ;)

Hm... I'm not a gun nut. My family has one gun, and it's not even in our possession right now. I do happen to enjoy firing guns at shooting ranges, and plan on getting my license as soon as I've worked up the cash, but that's as much safety as it is enthusiasm. I'm a 21-yr-old fairly attractive female in a large city with a boyfriend who lives on the bad side of town. I carry a knife, but I want to know how to handle a gun as well. Firearms training helps you know how to react in dangerous situations involving firearms. I'd much rather have the knowledge and the ability to use it on someone who was going to try to use it on me first than be ignorant and dead because someone got a gun illegally. Wouldn't you?

Perhaps there's a gun control method here:

Maybe nobody should be allowed to own a gun that's larger then their penis. That'd certainly make for an entertaining licensing process.

But what about us girls? Are you saying I shouldn't get to own a gun? I promise I'll lock it away during my PMS... *sweet smile + halo*



Like hell. :rolleyes: Some woman got away with killing somone while she was on the rag. If she can do it, and I have both a very good reason and Aunt Flo visiting, I want to kill somebody too. :D

That was all a joke, BTW. Except for the part about the woman killing someone and getting off.

I can't possibly get that lucky twice.

(My wife is a cop.)

The cop and the clown? I could go so far with this one. j/k
:p

I sense a SNL bit!!!!! :D

But what about us girls? Are you saying I shouldn't get to own a gun? I promise I'll lock it away during my PMS... *sweet smile + halo*



Like hell. :rolleyes: Some woman got away with killing somone while she was on the rag. If she can do it, and I have both a very good reason and Aunt Flo visiting, I want to kill somebody too. :D

That was all a joke, BTW. Except for the part about the woman killing someone and getting off.
:eek: Umm.. I'm a nice guy?

And thankfully a long way away from you!

This post has nothing to do with the Second Amendment; I fully support the right to keep and bear arms, and do not believe in gun control (because it is obviously not effective in the U.S.).

Soooooooooo... Why do you need so many guns? Is it just to make up for the tiny size of your penises, or is there some other reason?

I'm going to bed now, but will be more than happy to peruse your answers in the A.M.

Nighty-night.

Well, I have several reasons.

Firstly, my father and I are both avid hunters, and thus we have a large number of hunting rifles and shotguns of different calibers for different game. From .243s for whitetailed deer to .460s for bigger stuff.

Secondly guns are fun to collect, and look really good on display, though one AK-47 is plenty.

:eek: Umm.. I'm a nice guy?

And thankfully a long way away from you!


But nice guys finish last, right?

And how sure are you that you're far away from me? I could be just down the street from you... :sniper:






Have I mentioned I like to give the occasional headfuck?

Have I mentioned I like to give the occasional headfuck?

*whispers* Have I mentioned that I am better at the mind games?

In my families posession are a total of 16 firearms. Each one is a tool with a specific purpose, much like a carpenter or mechanic uses a variety of tools.
They include:
1 .22 pistol - used for target shooting and occassionally taken when going deep-sea fishing (used to put down large fish and sharks).
1 .22 scoped rifle - used for target shooting and squirrel hunting.
1 .22 "survival" rifle - used for target shooting and occassionally carried when backpacking.
1 .30-30 scoped deer rifle - used for deer hunting in heavy brush.
1 .270 scoped deer rifle - used for deer hunting in open terrain.
1 20 guage shotgun - used for skeet shooting and hunting.
1 18 guage shotgun - used for skeet shooting and hunting.
3 12 guage shotguns - used for various types of hunting.
2 M-1 Garands - of historical interest.
2 blackpowder rifles - of historical interest and also used in period re-enactment.
2 blackpowder pistols - of historical interest and also used in period re-enactment.

*whispers* Have I mentioned that I am better at the mind games?

I don't mind, so long as they're friendly and played for fun. I'm cool like that. :D

I don't mind, so long as they're friendly and played for fun. I'm cool like that. :D

Agreed. Truce?
:)

Jim

Agreed. Truce?
:)

Jim

Sure thing. :)


*whispers* We could be really evil and team up to terrorize everyone else on these boards... >;D


<.< >.> So, um, guns? :D

And just for Big Jim, a list of blades in the family:
1 Khyber Sword
1 Rapier
1 Fencing Dagger
1 Sykes-Fairbairn dagger
(All of the above are mine, used in historical re-enactment.)
Plus a multitude of hunting, fishing, work, pocket knives - really not sure how many as the numbers change, but at least 5 of each.

And just for Big Jim, a list of blades in the family:
1 Khyber Sword
1 Rapier
1 Fencing Dagger
1 Sykes-Fairbairn dagger
(All of the above are mine, used in historical re-enactment.)
Plus a multitude of hunting, fishing, work, pocket knives - really not sure how many as the numbers change, but at least 5 of each.

I got all except the Khyber sword. Describe it to me please.

Oooh, speaking of medieval type weaponry, my family has some very old, and very well used weapons that have been in my family since 700 a.d.

The oldest: a Long Sword, made of iron, dating back to 8th Century a.d.
A Two-Handed sword dating back to Mid 12th Century.
A pair of hand-axes dating to the late 13th Century
And a Claymore from the 15th century

The Claymore and hand-axes were used often by my ancestors who constantly waged a guerilla war against the English. The long sword was used a lot also, most likely against Vikings. The Two-Handed sword is well used as well, most likely in the little wars between clans.

We also have a very old shield bearing the family crest of the O Fearghaill line.

My family has a very violent history....heh...

Speaking of guns, my uncle in the US, a soldier in the US Army, who served in the Army Rangers for 16 years, has an AR-15 and an M-16, as well as a few pistols, All of which are from his days in El Salvador, Panama, Ethiopia, Honduras, Somalia, and Grenada.

But thats about the sum of it....

Oooh, speaking of medieval type weaponry, my family has some very old, and very well used weapons that have been in my family since 700 a.d.

The oldest: a Long Sword, made of iron, dating back to 8th Century a.d.
A Two-Handed sword dating back to Mid 12th Century.
A pair of hand-axes dating to the late 13th Century
And a Claymore from the 15th century

The Claymore and hand-axes were used often by my ancestors who constantly waged a guerilla war against the English. The long sword was used a lot also, most likely against Vikings. The Two-Handed sword is well used as well, most likely in the little wars between clans.

We also have a very old shield bearing the family crest of the O Fearghaill line.

My family has a very violent history....heh...

Speaking of guns, my uncle in the US, a soldier in the US Army, who served in the Army Rangers for 16 years, has an AR-15 and an M-16, as well as a few pistols, All of which are from his days in El Salvador, Panama, Ethiopia, Honduras, Somalia, and Grenada.

But thats about the sum of it....


AR 15 and m-16?
curious.

jim

Yeah, the M-16 is actually one of the older ones, a full auto from the mid 80's, before they started adding the 3 round burst, getting rid of the full auto....
The AR-15 is a Semi

I fired both in a range, friggin awesome! I'm actually a pretty good shot...

I got all except the Khyber sword. Describe it to me please.

http://www.ancient-east.com/collection/2004_collection/khyber1.jpg

Yeah, the M-16 is actually one of the older ones, a full auto from the mid 80's, before they started adding the 3 round burst, getting rid of the full auto....
The AR-15 is a Semi

I fired both in a range, friggin awesome! I'm actually a pretty good shot...

I am an excellent shot. With an m-16, ar15 or any scoped riifle. a few other weapons as well.

jim

http://www.ancient-east.com/collection/2004_collection/khyber1.jpg

Karrd. Not a sword.

Not too bad for a bladed weapon.

Aye, I've been going to ranges since I was 6, took me a while to get really good though, didn't become bull's-eye accurate until I was around 11-12.
Something kinda interesting, my uncle might be able to get me a chance to fire a M-2 50 Caliber next time I visit him in the states....that will be kick ass, some serious fire power in that...:D

Because it drives the anti-gun nut jobs like Michael Moore into a frenzy... :p

Karrd. Not a sword.

Not too bad for a bladed weapon.


:D The blade on mine is longer than my fore-arm, making it a sword (at least that's the distinction I've always gone by.).

(And what's a Karrd? A can't seem to find it either in the dictionary or on google - except as a name?)

This post has nothing to do with the Second Amendment; I fully support the right to keep and bear arms, and do not believe in gun control (because it is obviously not effective in the U.S.).

Soooooooooo... Why do you need so many guns? Is it just to make up for the tiny size of your penises, or is there some other reason?

I'm going to bed now, but will be more than happy to peruse your answers in the A.M.

Nighty-night.

Knock it off.

*whispers* We could be really evil and team up to terrorize everyone else on these boards... >;D


Yes, except that like the fog, I creep in on little Kat feet... ;) and I'm standing behind you!

This post has nothing to do with the Second Amendment; I fully support the right to keep and bear arms, and do not believe in gun control (because it is obviously not effective in the U.S.).

Soooooooooo... Why do you need so many guns? Is it just to make up for the tiny size of your penises, or is there some other reason?

I'm going to bed now, but will be more than happy to peruse your answers in the A.M.

Nighty-night.
I thought the proper demostration of a small penis was directly related to how fast your car was....
It guns you say?
Wow, that explains alot.
Well I guess I cant stab her, but I sure will tickle her to death.