NationStates Jolt Archive

Time and space has not been very kind to me. It has only hampered my attempts at achieving my goal of becoming a being which knows no Earthly bounds. So I will leave the bowels of this 'reality' you call time and space and leave it for a foreign dimension which can only be simulated by the cosmological constants of a supercomputer.
This will be achieved by a few simple steps.
I will electrocute myself while attaching my soul complex via USB cable into my personal computer. Whence dead I will find my soul seemingly trapped in my computer. I will find the internet connection and using a search engine I will locate the most powerful supercomputer attached to an internet connection. I will transport myself to that computer and use up all of its resources into creating a reality which my mind can yet comprehend.

You laugh, but watch.

You have waaaaay to much free time....

Can you take me with you?

Good luck, then! To the stars and beyond, or some such!

Hmm, good luck with that.

Check back with us if it works- I'd like to keep my options open...

Yeah sure...I'll just track down this supercomputer and unplug you. :D

I don't think it really counts if your existence can be ended by pulling the plug. Find a better way to escape the bounds of space and time, and tell me about it and maybe I'll join you.

What if it goes awry, and you end up being stuck as a peripheral for all eternity? That would be horribly boring.

Is this supposed to be hand-in-hand with the Jediism post?

Is this supposed to be hand-in-hand with the Jediism post?
No, the "I'm quitting for a while" (or whatever it was) post of Purly Euclid's.

Well send me 1,000 E-mails when you get there Jobe :rolleyes:

Tried it before, ended up trapped in the mouse of some korean who played starcraft all the time. Got out of there, learned something important. You will never find the computer you are looking for, your answer lies in the internet itself. By existing in a place that is defined by its components, rather than the place defining the components, reality rapidly breaks down. Only there, connected to each of the separate computer's and their internal realities, does the earthly shackles of reality break down, allowing you to transcend to a universal reality.

Your best bet is to plug yourself in to the USB port on a laptop with WiFi (Use your ear canal, punch a hole in your skull with the USB port, or put it in your rectum. Then sit in a bathtub and drop a connected router into the bathtub.

Worked for me, got the idea from south park

EDIT: AVOID CHATROOMS: Chatrooms will get you trapped in the mice of koreans