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Jediism

Star Shadow-
17-10-2004, 04:30
no really I have a link
http://www.jediism.net and they are dead serious.
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 04:30
Do they also wear Nike?
Star Shadow-
17-10-2004, 04:31
Do they also wear Nike?
no Idea.
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 04:32
*wonders if anyone got the Nike comment*
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 04:39
Jediism?! ROTFLMAO! That has to be one of the lowest classes within Geekdom!
Star Shadow-
17-10-2004, 04:44
Jediism?! ROTFLMAO! That has to be one of the lowest classes within Geekdom!
dude they are serious , look on the forums there.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 04:46
How can...But...Ayeesh....People are wierding out these days...I need another drink....
Ashmoria
17-10-2004, 04:47
oh thats just pathetic
do you suppose they have statues of george lucas in their temples?

and wouldnt they have to send him a cut of their tithings since he owns the copyrights to their religion?
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 04:50
HA! Lord Lucas, lord of the...uh....did star wars have the federation or the empire? I haven't seen a star wars flick since I was eight....
Ravea
17-10-2004, 04:50
Facinating. I need to join this!

Just kidding.

I find this slightly ridiculous, but to each his own.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 04:53
I was watching this MTV thing, you know, with the puppet dog, forget the thing's name....oh well, anyway, the show took place at the showing of the Episode 2 movie I think....Seeing the crap some of those guys did there, its believable that they could come up with some "religion".....heh, this is so pathetic its funny, the things people do to escape reality....
Ravea
17-10-2004, 04:57
I was watching this MTV thing, you know, with the puppet dog, forget the thing's name....oh well, anyway, the show took place at the showing of the Episode 2 movie I think....Seeing the crap some of those guys did there, its believable that they could come up with some "religion".....heh, this is so pathetic its funny, the things people do to escape reality....

Triumph the Insult comic dog. I saw what you are talking about (It was SO funny.) I have a hard time beliveing some of the crazy stuff those star wars geeks do myself.

"The UberNerd, made up of parts of Lesser Fallen Nerds!"

EDIT:In other News, this is my 1000 post.

Shebangabang!
Upitatanium
17-10-2004, 04:58
Actually, I wouldn't mind having them around.

Nice to have a religion start up that doesn't brainwash members, impoverish them and/or kill them in mass suicides.

It could be the the global religion in 1000 years, who knows.

At least its entertaining.
Caelisia
17-10-2004, 04:59
Jediism?! ROTFLMAO! That has to be one of the lowest classes within Geekdom!

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Penguinista
17-10-2004, 05:01
lol thats fuckin awesome!

As another note, anyone find it sad when people in all seriousness quote Yoda to make a point?
Caelisia
17-10-2004, 05:04
lol thats fuckin awesome!

As another note, anyone find it sad when people in all seriousness quote Yoda to make a point?

True. After all,
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 05:05
LOL! They quoted an overgrown toad?! I love these guys!
Necrovania
17-10-2004, 05:05
I can just imagine 10,000 idiots wanting a license to carry a "concealed lightsaber"
"No Officer..I have a permit for this....I'm not the speeder your looking for" :p
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 05:06
I wonder if this religion involves the passing of the peace pipe....I love the peace pipe ;)
The Class A Cows
17-10-2004, 05:17
I wonder if this religion involves the passing of the peace pipe....I love the peace pipe ;)

Seeing that they have respectable admiration for keeping the mind clear and sound, i doubt they will use mind-obscuring drugs.
Penguinista
17-10-2004, 05:22
"This isn't the pot you're looking for"
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 05:32
Seeing that they have respectable admiration for keeping the mind clear and sound, i doubt they will use mind-obscuring drugs.

Ah! You have a bad mind, no where did I mention drugs, I said a peace pipe, which is a pipe used for peace, not drugs, you evil minded person you!


:D
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 05:56
Five bucks says at least 50% of the members still live with their parents, age 34, and never been touched or kissed by a member of the opposite sex.
The Class A Cows
17-10-2004, 06:03
Five bucks says at least 50% of the members still live with their parents, age 34, and never been touched or kissed by a member of the opposite sex.

4,000 transtructs says this description applies to you.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:05
Er, "transtructs"?

That might be a good assessment Heiliger :D
Goed
17-10-2004, 06:24
So wait. The whole purpose of this thread is to insult a religion?


Wouldn't I be "flaming" or "trolling" if I made a thread about how much christianity sucks bollocks?


Really, children. Grow up.
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:25
So wait. The whole purpose of this thread is to insult a religion?


Wouldn't I be "flaming" or "trolling" if I made a thread about how much christianity sucks bollocks?


Really, children. Grow up.

I don't think any government really consider this a "religion". More like a cult maybe....
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 06:26
4,000 transtructs says this description applies to you.

$1,000,000 says you are a member of this cult and you are the grand elf, or something something.
Orders of Crusaders
17-10-2004, 06:28
So wait. The whole purpose of this thread is to insult a religion?


Wouldn't I be "flaming" or "trolling" if I made a thread about how much christianity sucks bollocks?


Really, children. Grow up.

Aw, we just havin' some fun. But hey, go ahead and insult Christianity! There are a shitload of those kinda threads anyway, so you wouldn't be the first.