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How many Michael Moores does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Superpower07
16-10-2004, 22:43
1 to fight tirelessly for not outsourcing out lightbulb manufacturing to China
1 to fight tirelessly to get those Chinese workers better working conditions
1 to create an exposee on how the electricity corporations are run by greedy, corrupt conservatives
1 to suggest that electricity should be shared equally by all
1 to expose that Thomas Edison was manipulated by conservatives
1 to get electricuted when screwing in the lightbulb then sue the electricity companies for hazardous safety standars

Continue the list!
The Island of Rose
16-10-2004, 22:52
1 to make a documentary of the electric company discrediting it
1 to sue the electric company that controls the TV station that doesn't show his documentary
1 to bring food
1 to call all CEOs evil
United White Front
16-10-2004, 23:23
one to try and make it look like bushes fault
one to deny it was clintons fault
Spoffin
16-10-2004, 23:27
Don't know if you've ever, y-know, read a book by him or anything, but Moore isn't especially nice about Clinton either y-know.
New Granada
17-10-2004, 01:56
one, because he is a talented, intelligent, principled man
J0eg0d
17-10-2004, 02:00
... another to support a man that recieves funding by from the Chinese government.
Alansyists
17-10-2004, 02:09
How many Rush Fatasses and does it take to get up off a chair.

Well first you have to lift his layers of fat.

Then he'll do a stupid little impersonation.

Eventually, unless you're a stupid repbulican nazi, you'll get sick of him. And leave him to die.
New Granada
17-10-2004, 02:12
How many Rush Fatasses and does it take to get up off a chair.

Well first you have to lift his layers of fat.

Then he'll do a stupid little impersonation.

Eventually, unless you're a stupid repbulican nazi, you'll get sick of him. And leave him to die.


isnt rush limbaugh the polygamist drug addict? serial marrier or whatever you call those classless white trash amoral dogs who get married to multiple women?
Alansyists
17-10-2004, 02:37
isnt rush limbaugh the polygamist drug addict? serial marrier or whatever you call those classless white trash amoral dogs who get married to multiple women?

Yes you are correct. You get $1,000,000,000,000,000 for answering the most simple question ever.

Is Rush Limbaugh a fat peice of ****?

Yes damn right he is
Roach-Busters
17-10-2004, 02:42
Is Rush Limbaugh a fat peice of ****?

Yes damn right he is

Correct, but it's Limblob, not Limbaugh. :p
Rutentuten
17-10-2004, 02:45
Yes you are correct. You get $1,000,000,000,000,000 for answering the most simple question ever.

Is Rush Limbaugh a fat peice of ****?

Yes damn right he is

He's actually lost alot of weight. Have you? You seem to always verbally abuse those with weight problems. Why? Are you ashamed of yourself? Don't be afraid son, you are among friends. We feel your pain! You need help, it is a disease (esp when you pound soda and chips all night) and you need treatment.

BTW obesity at your age should be dealt with now before you get older and suffer serious health problems. I'll put you in contact with the exercise guru! (http://www.collagevideo.com/instructorgraphics/Richard-Simmons.jpg) :)

PS "Help is on the way!"-John Kerry
Rutentuten
17-10-2004, 02:49
Alansyists, what do you think about Moore? He is much larger then Limbaugh, even in Limbaugh's heaviest days.

BTW Do you think Moore is actually filled with all of that pork that they showed (when he blew up) on Team America?
Heiliger
17-10-2004, 02:49
Richard Simmons scares me.
Our Earth
17-10-2004, 03:14
1 if by land
2 if by sea
OnoSendai
17-10-2004, 03:32
Oh, please tell me there is not more than one! Multiple Michael Moores we do not need.
Alansyists
17-10-2004, 16:23
Alansyists, what do you think about Moore? He is much larger then Limbaugh, even in Limbaugh's heaviest days.

BTW Do you think Moore is actually filled with all of that pork that they showed (when he blew up) on Team America?

Rush Limbaugh's peak was 400lbs. You have to be a real fatass to breaks that.
Eutrusca
17-10-2004, 16:32
Not to put too fine a point on it, but MM is a fat, ugly, lying, venal slob. :D

1 to make as much money off of tragedies and lies as possible!
Yaddah
17-10-2004, 16:36
None, he'd rather screw the American People.
Superpower07
17-10-2004, 16:46
Don't know if you've ever, y-know, read a book by him or anything, but Moore isn't especially nice about Clinton either y-know.
According to Moore, Clinton was our "best Republican president"!