NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right- there's a poll for you to answer.

Happy?

Ron Paul. Barring that, Dave Barry.

Bill Hicks' maggot infested corpse.

Actually, forget that.

- A Box Turtle.

Bill Hicks' maggot infested corpse.

Actually, forget that.

- A Box Turtle.

Hmm a box turtle or George W(anker) Bush? Difficult question.

Ron Paul. Barring that, Dave Barry.
What about Max Barry? (I'd also support Paul too)

I think Godzilla would make an awesome president.

"Sir would you please address the press about the budget ?"

Godzilla stomps his way to the Press hall.

"Mr.President, explain your new economic plans"

...

"Roooooar"

That would be sweeeet.

I wanna see WWJD if an assasin tried to shoot him and Jesus saw and was going to use the attempt to die for everyone's sins...again...but then a Secret Service agent took the bullet and Jesus stands there all "WTF Mate?!?!?!" and he curses and all the conservatives are all like "DOUBLE-U-TEE-EFF???"

Yeah///

Maddox. he has good ideas abotu things. Also he's a liberal.

Maddox. he has good ideas abotu things. Also he's a liberal.
I heard he stuttered like hell on Tech TV some months ago...

I heard he stuttered like hell on Tech TV some months ago...

He WHA!? Then I hate him! I hate him all the way to hell!

I was already going to vote for the Jesus/Moses ticket. That is an unbeatable team.

I was already going to vote for the Jesus/Moses ticket. That is an unbeatable team.
I dunno. The shaggy/scooby pairing would have been pretty damn popular

Maddox. he has good ideas abotu things. Also he's a liberal.

Sometimes I don't know...he hates feminists, animal rights activists, and mimes. :p

I couldn't decide between Maddox and Jesus, but I'm pretty sure they're actually the same person, so I voted for Maddox. And who doesn't hate mimes?

He WHA!? Then I hate him! I hate him all the way to hell!

http://www.andrewsbasement.com/maddox.html

Don't go for any of those guys, vote Peter Griffin/Brian Griffin! :D