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And now for something completely different:

There is a great shortage of silliness on this forum, so I'm gonna make a difference :eek:



Suppose you had to do number 2. You arrive at the toilet. You sit on the toiletseat and it's still warm.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

god bless japanese electric toilet seat warmers eh?

i try not to think about it

I think about how many perverted losers are watching me through hidden security cameras. :rolleyes:

Hell, I'm already there. Too late now. I go about my business, all the while wondering about the hygiene of the person who was there previously.

Hell, I'm already there. Too late now. I go about my business, all the while wondering about the hygiene of the person who was there previously.

*Shiver* :(

There is a great shortage of silliness on this forum, so I'm gonna make a difference :eek:


You want to watch that silliness - you never know which Mods might be watching!

You want to watch that silliness - you never know which Mods might be watching!
This is not pornographic or racist, so I think I'm safe.

as a woman, not only do i enjoy the warmth, but i am VERY happy that the woman before me didnt pee all over the seat then not bother to wipe it off.

women can be such pigs!

as a woman, not only do i enjoy the warmth, but i am VERY happy that the woman before me didnt pee all over the seat then not bother to wipe it off.

women can be such pigs!
I know. Try cleaning the Ladies Toilet the day after a busy night in a pub... yuk

This is not pornographic or racist, so I think I'm safe.

*is an old, old NS cynic*

I know. Try cleaning the Ladies Toilet the day after a busy night in a pub... yuk

It's surely not as bad as the Mens tho, right?

It's surely not as bad as the Mens tho, right?
It's about 10 times worse as the Mens Toilet.

Warm seat....ew.

It's about 10 times worse as the Mens Toilet.

thats the truth. when i was a janitor I HATED cleaning the womens restrooms.
:mad:

It's about 10 times worse as the Mens Toilet.

ewww!

There is a reason for such wonderful things in my purse as Purell(tm).

http://www.purell.com/

It's about 10 times worse as the Mens Toilet.
I couldn't even begin to imagine what that'd be like! (insert barfing smiley here)

Be glad you have a toilet seat that's warm. I was in China a few weeks back and was confronted with toilets such as these:
http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet/loo-guangxi.html

Physiologically better for you I know, but aesthetically pleasing? NOT at all!
Unfortunately, I got the runs. That made using these 'holes in the ground' EXTREMELY unpleasant.
Man was I glad of finding a hotel with 'Western' toilets! I didn't care if the seat was warm by then.
Remember to bring IMODIUM with you if you ever travel thru China (also toilet paper, but that's another story)

HAHAHA!

Germophobe :p

i wonder... is there a difference in the way men and women react to warm toilet seats. i said 'eww', and i have the strong feeling it is a typical women's reaction :)

i wonder... is there a difference in the way men and women react to warm toilet seats. i said 'eww', and i have the strong feeling it is a typical women's reaction :)
I don't know if it's a mens thing, but I don't mind other people's dirt (within reason)

Hey, I said 'ewww' as well and I'm a guy!
Though good point, maybe there should be a change to the poll, so you vote 'hmmm..warm' or 'ewww..warm' according to sex.

Hey, I said 'ewww' as well and I'm a guy!
Though good point, maybe there should be a change to the poll, so you vote 'hmmm..warm' or 'ewww..warm' according to sex.
yes. and there's always the issue of gays. and metrosexuals. it would be a very interesting survey project.

yes. and there's always the issue of gays. and metrosexuals. it would be a very interesting survey project.
So you're saying Demented Hamsters is gay?

So you're saying Demented Hamsters is gay?
no. i don't think hamsters (in particular demented ones) qualify as gay. but maybe metrosexual. many girls find that quite attractive in ....hamsters. ;)

no. i don't think hamsters (in particular demented ones) qualify as gay. but maybe metrosexual. many girls find that quite attractive in ....hamsters. ;)
By the way... this metrosexuality thingy? Has it been invented by women last year?

By the way... this metrosexuality thingy? Has it been invented by women last year?
nah. i think it was cosmo ;)

I just don't grasp the concept...

I just don't grasp the concept...
guys that care about their looks, fashion, haircuts, etc, but still aren't gay. quite on the contrary. which makes them cool ;)
i heard most of them drive corsas, too. *hint*

guys that care about their looks, fashion, haircuts, etc, but still aren't gay. quite on the contrary. which makes them cool ;)
i heard most of them drive corsas, too. *hint*
Well only hippies and bums don't care about their looks. So I find it a bit ridiculus to name it Metrosexual

PS Any corsa driver is cool *hint taken*

Well only hippies and bums don't care about their looks. So I find it a bit ridiculus to name it Metrosexual
but it's more than just caring about the looks. they do a lot to look good, too. you know. beauty products, and the like.

but it's more than just caring about the looks. they do a lot to look good, too. you know. beauty products, and the like.
Like make up? No thank you

god bless japanese electric toilet seat warmers eh?

there's nothing funny about it...they're really nice!

Like make up? No thank you
haha, i think that's more going in the direction of 'drag queen' ;)
more like hair gel/mousse/whatever, lotions, ...etc.

haha, i think that's more going in the direction of 'drag queen' ;)
more like hair gel/mousse/whatever, lotions, ...etc.
...still descibing normal things for guys

thats the truth. when i was a janitor I HATED cleaning the womens restrooms.
:mad:

so does it change your idealized image of women (that we so carefully promote in public) as delicate flowers to find out that in private we are as disgusting as men are?

...still descibing normal things for guys
not if you use them excessively ;)
maybe it's hard to describe (for me) but you can tell for yourself when you think it gets too 'girly' for you.

not if you use them excessively ;)
maybe it's hard to describe (for me) but you can tell for yourself when you think it gets too 'girly' for you.
And at the moment I get to "girly" I'm a metrosexual?

And at the moment I get to "girly" I'm a metrosexual?
if it's just once, you're fine ;).
but to me, yes. in general that's it. not that they act it, though.
besides, i think it's very positive.

if it's just once, you're fine ;).
but to me, yes. in general that's it. not that they act it, though.
besides, i think it's very positive.
I think it's naming something that doesn't exist

I think it's naming something that doesn't exist
i think it does exist. i'm just bad at defining things. but then, even if it didn't exist, what's the harm in naming it anyways? it's fun. we extend our vocabulary. yay! :D

i think it does exist. i'm just bad at defining things. but then, even if it didn't exist, what's the harm in naming it anyways? it's fun. we extend our vocabulary. yay! :D
LMAO

I prefer a fresh cold seat.
but since I am allready there, I still do my Rodney King :)

I still do my Rodney King :)
You mean "leaving nelson Mandella out"?

Cold or hot, a bunch of people will still have sat on the toilet before.

Anyway, my experience with men's restrooms is that they are foul, stinking places with garish purple lights and mostly broken toilets. Also, there is no hot water. Women's restrooms must be abysmal places indeed if they are worse.

no. i don't think hamsters (in particular demented ones) qualify as gay. but maybe metrosexual. many girls find that quite attractive in ....hamsters. ;)
Actually, I'd (rather indignantly I might add!) argue that prefering warm toilet seats over cold is a better indication of being gay. Do I need to elaborate?