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Ok I'm an attention whore, and no one seems to be paying.

Oh well.

Flame me or anyone else you feel the need to.

MODALERT I am asking to be flamed. Have a sense of humor.

Have you always been this silly, or is it something new you picked up when your testicles descended? *looks* Oh. Well, so much for that theory. :p

You have the I.Q. of a demented brick and the personality of a wet sponge! ( How's that? ) :D

I will judge you on creativity, originality and just making me laugh.

So far so bad.

*grin*

I will judge you on creativity, originality and just making me laugh.

So far so bad.

*grin*

:P

I will judge you on creativity, originality and just making me laugh.

So far so bad.

*grin*

When you grin it looks like you're chewing a mouthful of clamshells.

You have the I.Q. of a demented brick and the personality of a wet sponge! ( How's that? ) :D

Somewhat weaK. goofy did it better.

Wouldnt flaming the hell out of somebody contraict the whole point...

Okay, so hell is a place of fire right?

so, wouldn't you wet the hell out of somebody.. not flame it out...

and you mr Jimmy, Have bad BO

I could insult you... but since we're both going to Hell... eh. I'll just copy and paste Old Glory...

The following is an insult copyrighted purely by Roania, who is much smarter than the rest of you and should be your God.

My dear sir, as you know, Darwin once described man as the rising ape meeting the falling angel. Now, in your case, the angel seemed to have missed the ape, crashing into that tree over there.

*Points at tree, with angel stuck inside*

Oddly enough, you seemed to have developed the ability to type; quite disturbingly, you have become even dumber than the apes you evolved from, you neanderthalic twit.

Now, go away for 1 million years, and when you develop rudimentary intelligence, then we'll talk.

Big Jim , how do you know when your lady is having great sex?

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=352481

this type of threads are not allowed.

Wouldnt flaming the hell out of somebody contraict the whole point...

Okay, so hell is a place of fire right?

so, wouldn't you wet the hell out of somebody.. not flame it out...

and you mr Jimmy, Have bad BO

Hell in itself. I think I can light this.


AAArrrghhhh.
:p

Hell in itself. I think I can light this.


AAArrrghhhh.
:p
this is not allowed

You'll see my car in your driveway...

Big Jim P? You are a jerk.

You'll see my car in your driveway...

Boom right?

Big Jim P...
Cig Him P...
Cee Him P...
See Him P...
SEE HIM PEE! :o

Big Jim P...
Cig Him P...
Cee Him P...
See Him P...
SEE HIM PEE! :o

LMFAO. Best so far!

I don't speak 1373

I'm agreeing with you Big Jim P, top marks to Colodia! :D

So this is the first annual Nation States Roast?

*brings in side of blood dripping beef*

*also brings in side of tofu jiuce dripping tofu for vegetarians*

okay, i broughht the meat and meat substitute, you can bring the beer

*looks around frantically but with great interest*
Flame, where, fire, BURN THINGS MWAHAHAHAHA

*looks around frantically but with great interest*
Flame, where, fire, BURN THINGS MWAHAHAHAHA
after you eat your veges we might let you have a little play

Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

You smell and your nose is ever so slightly off-centre.

ou have the Iq of a stupid amedia and you seem to be missing all your teeth so you are as ugly as hell.

I don't speak 1373
It's 1337!!!

J|/\/\, j00 a34 t3h $ux045!!!!111oneoneone+shift

big jim p you are not good enough to lick the dirt of my boots

Well, I could take the time to come up with an appropriate flame...or I could change the baby's diaper.... either way it's a shit job...

So, I'll just respond with...

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/pics/threadisgay.jpg

:p

Well, I could take the time to come up with an appropriate flame...or I could change the baby's diaper.... either way it's a shit job...

So, I'll just respond with...

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/pics/threadisgay.jpg

:p
LMAO

to Zeppitsan: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Reaper2k3/thanks.gif


to Big Jim P: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Reaper2k3/cool.jpg

*channels trogdor and burninates*

Big Jim P(ussy?):

Why didn't you answer the question I asked in your "Ask a Satanist" thread?

Don't you know that asking people to flame you is the 23rd sign of madness just before gluing yourself to a Royal Daulton figurine and after eating a live hippopotamus, you crazy bastard?

*foom* You're flamed, have a good day. :)

Fascist!

heh, thanks Jim.

Big Jim P(ussy), You can run but you can not hide.
How are the Texan cowards :p ?

LOL... this is so blatantly spam that I'm tempted to call a modalert... but it's just so hilarious.

Hmm... how to flame Jim...

Nah. I can't think of anything better than Roania's.

Yeah. Better not let any mods catch sight of this....

Yeah. Better not let any mods catch sight of this....
:eek: o sh*t hide :eek:

I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame, I will not flame...

Oh, hell. You're a Texan. I can't flame a compadre. Especially a rather nice fella like yourself. BTW, I was with your mom last night, and I see where you get that niceness. ;) Oopsie! My bad. It just slipped out...of your mom. OMG I can't stop myself...must stop typingnfxjngnjhmcxm

You're about as charming as mildew on a shower curtain.

-Asylum Nova

You're about as charming as mildew on a shower curtain.

-Asylum Nova

Don't give him so much credit. He's not nearly that good.

Jim, by the fact that you posted this, I can tell that you crave the attention of others; that is to say you are not secure in your own worth--perhaps for good reason--and wish for others to validate you. However, since outright asking for positive attention nearly always results in a further lessening of other's opinions of you (and hence your own perception of yourself), you choose to tell people outright to make fun of you. What you you assume will happen is that everyone will make broad, lampooning attacks (the kind which could not possibly be entirely factually correct), which you and others will laugh at. Subconsciously, laughing at the idiocy and impossibility of such grossly imprecise remarks allows you to mentally file all attacks similar to those posted (even those made with malicious intent) as being laughable as well. What you're doing is actually attempting to avoid the mental anguish of being told you're not a good person by being told the same in a non-threatening comic fashion.

Jim, stop being such an emotional infant and just learn to face life. Sometimes you get built up, and sometimes you get hurt. But all told, doing this kind of shallow escapism actually further weakens what pathetic scraps of integrity you hold on to.

There. Consider yourself properly flamed ;)

*pees on you*

Bluetard!

Sometimes you find someone who is a compleat waste of skin. You sir, are a comleat waste of breathing aparatus as well.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

My flame is so inappropriate, the Kat edited it!

You're so gay, I bet you'd pick up the soap on purpose.

((Jim, you know I don't mean this :D ))

Big Jim P(ussy?):

Why didn't you answer the question I asked in your "Ask a Satanist" thread?

Link me to it. I don't want to spend my time looking for it.

Ok I'm an attention whore, and no one seems to be paying.

Oh well.

Flame me or anyone else you feel the need to.

MODALERT I am asking to be flamed. Have a sense of humor.


You big poopie head!

No ... wait ... never mind ... I can't do it!

Sorry, Mr. Happy Satanist, I like ya too much.

I'm just bumping your thread. :D

*snip*

You're mama... shes losing her hair faster than I am

You're so fat...!I am so skinny that I can't take a shower. I slip through the drain.

. no but I did pick up your mom, sister, two cousins, and your dad. All in one night. *counts the money*

Big Jim P eats with his left hand! :eek:

When you were born the doctor took one look at your face, turned you over and said, "Look, twins!"

Dude, your sister is hot.....
wait, you don't have a sister........
Dude, your mom's hot


i actually said this to a friend, he got so pissed

Link me to it. I don't want to spend my time looking for it.

No. Instead I will restate it:

How do you feel about that fact that your religion is eponymously named for being opposed to other existing religions? Don't you think that this reveals a dearth of original thought? I mean, the name "Satanist" means basically "I believe the opposite of what you believe." Basically, you are defined by what you oppose. Literally. And without it, you are nothing.

Heil Jim! , my fellow, extrem right republican. :)

*snip*

And yet, you just posted in this thread. What does that tell us about you, Einstein?

*pees on you*
And now you smell of wee.

*snip*.

I may be an idiot, but I did manipulate you into post here now didn't I?

big jim pee
is an anal retentive butt wadd of a horribal middle school scince project gone wrong

Ok I'm an attention whore, and no one seems to be paying.

Oh well.

Flame me or anyone else you feel the need to.

MODALERT I am asking to be flamed. Have a sense of humor.

Get your arse onto #nationstates_general before I ream you a new one.

There.

You so ugly, the doctor slapped yo mama.

You so ugly, yo mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

;)

jimmy, your so dumb, you'd run through a locked door and and yell "OH YEAH!!!"

Big Jim P is a cow

Jim, 411 '/00r b4$3 @3r b310/\/g 70 u$!!!

ahhhhhhhh WTF!!! i did a thread exactly like this like 7 or 8 months ago and It got almost immediately ilocked and i got my ass DEATed! no fair...

you screwy little bastard, jim...http://67.18.37.17/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

...as time between posts gets longer and longer, I declare an end to Abuse Big Jim day.