Eutrusca
16-10-2004, 01:28
Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His
Jacket
10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me
answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."
9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce
a word."
8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten
around to reading yet."
7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."
6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket,
then voted against it."
5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this
econonmy is moving again."
4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."
3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.
2. "Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger's
'roids."
1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look
like a camel."
[Courtesy of Late Show with David Letterman]
Jacket
10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me
answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."
9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce
a word."
8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten
around to reading yet."
7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."
6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket,
then voted against it."
5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this
econonmy is moving again."
4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."
3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.
2. "Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger's
'roids."
1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look
like a camel."
[Courtesy of Late Show with David Letterman]