NationStates Jolt Archive

I just started and i have no idea what the purpose of this site is. Fun i admit but what else is ther to do on the site? :headbang:

I just started and i have no idea what the purpose of this site is. Fun i admit but what else is ther to do on the site? :headbang:

Make elephant tusk keyboards and human skin drums.
The usual.

You can answer issues, roleplay, debate, create your own flag, uh... that's about all that is coming to mind right now.

Whatever you want to do... Just don't swear at some guy named Myrth

And don't shoot the legs off of pirates for no reason.
One of our members still bears the scars of that unforunate incident.

Whatever you want to do... Just don't swear at some guy named Myrth
He isn't very myrthful when this happens :(


We normally have to sacrifice a virgin (*pfft*) when this happens.

He isn't very myrthful when this happens :(


We normally have to sacrifice a virgin (*pfft*) when this happens.
Very hard to find good virgins today

Very hard to find good virgins today
Michael Jackson is getting to them so young... :(

Very hard to find good virgins today

Only because everyone would shag just to avoid having to be sacrificed.

I used to breed virgins but it's very expensive with governments today... They all outsource virgins

I used to breed virgins but it's very expensive with governments today... They all outsource virgins

Sounds like something of a dead end experiment.
Did you manage any purebred vigrins?

Sounds like something of a dead end experiment.
Did you manage any purebred vigrins?
The first time I did, but after that it went bad and I just labeled them "virgin" cause it was close enough

Sounds like something of a dead end experiment.
Did you manage any purebred vigrins?
Sniggered.

The first time I did, but after that it went bad and I just labeled them "virgin" cause it was close enough

Sell the really bad ones for sausage meat.
I'm sure there's some cult that requires that sort of thing.

How do you create polls?

Start your topic, then scroll down to the bottom and check the "create a poll with this topic" box. Once you post your topic, you'll be taken to a page to edit the poll.

ahhhh thanks.

The actual game is pretty boring. Answer issues, make your own flag, find a region you like, join the UN. Once you get bored with the issues, start answering based on perfecting your stats instead of what you actually think. Some people roleplay on the "Sound and Fury" section of the forum, but I've never liked that much. It's really outside the game that is the most fun. Get your friends to join too, then communicate by telegram. Surf the General forum to debate about politics, scream about religion and morality, complain about the mods and other posters, answer funny and random questions, and pounce on the calm discussions on the occasion that one comes up. Check out Scolo's sticky in the Tech forum if you really want to get into how the game works.

Or you could just go finish your homework. That would probably be a more productive use of your time.

Well I spend a lot of time here reading the random scribblings of other Idiots, occasionally adding my own. Its the worlds biggest bathroom wall. :p