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http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html

http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html

I've been telling my girlfriends that for years.

*quietly copies link for later reference* :D

http://www.cancer.org/docroot/MED/content/MED_6_1x_Fellatio__Breast_Cancer.asp?sitearea=MED

thanks guys

do some looking before posting such obviously ridiculous things

lol, oh look, its on cnn, they cant be lying to us, they have checked all their facts.

idiots

http://www.cancer.org/docroot/MED/content/MED_6_1x_Fellatio__Breast_Cancer.asp?sitearea=MED

thanks guys

do some looking before posting such obviously ridiculous things

lol, oh look, its on cnn, they cant be lying to us, they have checked all their facts.

idiots


Sigh. You assume anyone thought this was an actual CNN article. It's called a JOKE! Geez. Unclench thyself, woman.

Sigh. You assume anyone thought this was an actual CNN article. It's called a JOKE! Geez. Unclench thyself, woman.

Seriously though. Hell, the URL doesn't even claim to be CNN, not to mention the banner at the top. :p

Sigh. You assume anyone thought this was an actual CNN article. It's called a JOKE! Geez. Unclench thyself, woman.

arent you cute

arent you cute

Gee, thanks! CNN ran a story saying I was cute too.

Oh well some women just don't want to be good at sex.

Gee, thanks! CNN ran a story saying I was cute too.

lol, they probably got it from the same source

lol, they probably got it from the same source

ah, thou hast perceived the double-thrust of my comment, to be both conceited and self-deprecatory.

ah, thou hast perceived the double-thrust of my comment, to be both conceited and self-deprecatory.

did you eat a copy of hamlet for lunch?

yeah, it was a two egg denver hamlet.

yeah, it was a two egg denver hamlet.

lol

thats not bad

did you eat a copy of hamlet for lunch?


M'lady, the existence of excessive verbosity does not indicate the wholesale consumption of the written word of the Poet.

At least, not without incriminating half-drained bottles of ketchup.

And soda to wash it down.

M'lady, the existence of excessive verbosity does not indicate the wholesale consumption of the written word of the Poet.

At least, not without incriminating half-drained bottles of ketchup.

And soda to wash it down.

this, not quite as good

reeks of effort...

this, not quite as good

reeks of effort...

Yeah, what she said. Get your own Schtick, buddy!

Yeah, what she said. Get your own Schtick, buddy!

ummm

im a guy...

Whoops, Now I have egg on my face. It must be from that hamlet.

I hate to cast a pall over the celebrations, but both the tendency to perform fellatio and the low incidence of breast cancer among women who perform it on a regular basis could have the same anticecent. I.e. there could be some genetic trait common among women who enjoy fellatio which also renders them less likely to have breast cancer.

http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html
Yea...those guys got sued by CNN, neat, eh?

Wow. I'd take breast cancer any day over performing fellatio.

Wow. I'd take breast cancer any day over performing fellatio.
Me too...