NationStates Jolt Archive


Democrats election day manual

MunkeBrain
14-10-2004, 17:02
The Kerry/Edwards campaign and the Democratic National Committee are advising election operatives to declare voter intimidation -- even if none exists, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

A 66-page mobilization plan to be issued by the Kerry/Edwards campaign and the Democratic National Committee states: "If no signs of intimidation techniques have emerged yet, launch a 'pre-emptive strike.'"

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc.jpg

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc66.htm
MunkeBrain
14-10-2004, 19:47
Cheat lie and steal, the democratic mantra.
Kryozerkia
14-10-2004, 19:48
Cheat lie and steal, the democratic mantra.
Also that of the Republicans.
MunkeBrain
14-10-2004, 20:07
This combined with the insulting special olympics anti-bush hate message and the shooting at Bush-Cheney election headquarters would lead one to believe that the dimocraps are at the end of their rope, clinging desperately to what little relevance they have left.
InfiniteResponsibility
14-10-2004, 20:09
This combined with the insulting special olympics anti-bush hate message and the shooting at Bush-Cheney election headquarters would lead one to believe that the dimocraps are at the end of their rope, clinging desperately to what little relevance they have left.

Would you please stop bumping your own ridiculous threads? No one thinks you're credible, no one thinks you have anything interesting to say.

You violate Jim Rome's only rules: Have a take and don't suck.
MunkeBrain
14-10-2004, 20:14
Obviously hit a nerve with someone clinging to his own relevance. Hey, the dimocraps need all the help they can get.
Opal Isle
14-10-2004, 20:15
This combined with the insulting special olympics anti-bush hate message and the shooting at Bush-Cheney election headquarters would lead one to believe that the dimocraps are at the end of their rope, clinging desperately to what little relevance they have left.
weed is bad, mmk?
The Black Forrest
14-10-2004, 20:16
Obviously hit a nerve with someone clinging to his own relevance. Hey, the dimocraps need all the help they can get.

That's ok kiddo.

Give yourself all the credit you like if it makes you feel good.

Go play now.
InfiniteResponsibility
14-10-2004, 20:18
Obviously hit a nerve with someone clinging to his own relevance. Hey, the dimocraps need all the help they can get.

Obviously someone doesn't know how to answer an argument, nor to realize when they've been beaten. Munke, I'm doing this to try and help you, because you make yourself look like an idiot with these posts. This means that if you really have something you want people to believe, no one will. I'm sure you've read the fable about the boy who crief wolf. Well, that's what you're doing. If you'll notice, none of the people who are anti-Kerry even support the kind of garbage you push, because they don't want to be associated with the kinds of silly claims your posts talk about. It makes them look less credible. Just like it's doing with you. So please, for your own sake, stop repeatedly bumping your own ridiculous threads.
Shalrirorchia
14-10-2004, 20:20
LIES! I am a Kerry campaign volunteer in the battleground state of Ohio, and we are running a fair game! I wouldn't work for them unless I could do so in clean conscience.
Keruvalia
14-10-2004, 20:22
the dimocraps are at the end of their rope, clinging desperately to what little relevance they have left.

And, yet, by any credible polls, it's a dead heat.

go figure.
The God King Eru-sama
14-10-2004, 20:51
When we find die dummkopf that has been releasing our top secret documents, he will be severly punished, I assure you!

No, wait. Some stupid blogger photoshopped some images and fooled gullible people into believing they were real. False alarm.

Did I miss a memo? When did any slob's livejournal become a credible source?

Edit: Gigatron: Duly noted.
Druthulhu
14-10-2004, 21:03
Interesting: they have a link to a pdf of this alleged manual, but there is no document there.
Gigatron
14-10-2004, 21:05
Ya know... if you try to write German, at least write it correctly. It is "Dummkopf". Not "Dumpkoff".
Tuesday Heights
14-10-2004, 21:05
lol. I love the Druge Report, they always overexaggerate claims. I wish we could call them "liberal," too, but then, I'd probably get sued for libel. :D

I'm going to be out in full force election day, as my polling place is less than three feet from my home completely decked out with Kerry/Edwards memorabilia.
MunkeBrain
25-10-2004, 05:49
When we find die dummkopf that has been releasing our top secret documents, he will be severly punished, I assure you!

No, wait. Some stupid blogger photoshopped some images and fooled gullible people into believing they were real. False alarm.

Did I miss a memo? When did any slob's livejournal become a credible source?

Edit: Gigatron: Duly noted.
Terry Mcstupid, the king of the DNC admitted it was true.
Inshallah
25-10-2004, 05:54
This combined with the insulting special olympics anti-bush hate message and the shooting at Bush-Cheney election headquarters would lead one to believe that the dimocraps are at the end of their rope, clinging desperately to what little relevance they have left.

I heard it was Kerry who shot at the Bush-Cheney HQ, with his Chinese assault rifle he "captured" in "Vietnam". Supposedly Kerry was strung out on every single drug known to mankind and he decided to go "assassinate that VC b****** Bush." I also heard Edwards is a heavily closeted Saddam Hussein sympathizer.
Druthulhu
25-10-2004, 05:58
I heard it was Kerry who shot at the Bush-Cheney HQ, with his Chinese assault rifle he "captured" in "Vietnam". Supposedly Kerry was strung out on every single drug known to mankind and he decided to go "assassinate that VC b****** Bush." I also heard Edwards is a heavily closeted Saddam Hussein sympathizer.

So this is proof that Bush is Viet Cong, right? :)
Inshallah
25-10-2004, 06:06
So this is proof that Bush is Viet Cong, right? :)

No, not only was Kerry on a wide variety of psychotropic drugs at the time, but he's a flip-flopper, so the next day he was saying Bush "singlehandedly defeated the Viet Cong". However, the day after, people thought this was a statement of support for Bush, so he "clarified" it by saying "Bush singlehandedly defeated the Viet Cong. He was in the Viet Cong, and that's how incompetent of a soldier he was. Gosh, and people laugh at me for allegedly winning a Purple Heart from a self-inflicted injury!" After this, Kerry retired to his room to cut himself.
Anbar
25-10-2004, 09:02
After this, Kerry retired to his room to cut himself.

Now that's an image I hadn't even thought of conjuring up before...
Lunatic Goofballs
25-10-2004, 09:10
So. The DNC is suggesting that in areas that Republicans have cheated in the past, that local democrats should warn the local public about how the republicans cheated before, and how to avoid it happening again?!?

THOSE BASTARDS!! :mad:
Goed
25-10-2004, 10:02
So. The DNC is suggesting that in areas that Republicans have cheated in the past, that local democrats should warn the local public about how the republicans cheated before, and how to avoid it happening again?!?

THOSE BASTARDS!! :mad:

I KNOW!

Next they'll be trying to get people to actually vote!

Dastardly deeds are afoot...
MunkeBrain
26-10-2004, 03:45
Next they'll be trying to get people to actually vote!

But only if they are dead, felons, underage, illegal aliens or terrorists.
Straughn
26-10-2004, 03:54
Obviously hit a nerve with someone clinging to his own relevance.
How fitting a statement from something that replies to his/her own posts before anyone else bothers to.
A lot of people have some good advice for ya here, you should try taking it.
MissDefied
26-10-2004, 04:08
http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc.jpg

Do you have any idea what the word "satire" means?
Here, I'll give you a clue: 'pre-emptive' strike? That's a joke, boy. Don't you get it? That's what Bush orininally called the invasion of Iraq, before it became a "liberation."
I especially love the typo of "there" in the second line. Just the gross error isn't even funny enough; it's the fact that "there" {sic} obviously refers to the Democrats, so right off the bat you know it's not legit.
I almost hated to reply to this, because it's getting bumped.

Oh, well. Time to pack this thread up Mr. Brain.
MunkeBrain
26-10-2004, 04:19
John Kerry's way the White House.

http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/6500/6605hMpL_w.jpg

Why is everything backfiring on the DNC? Outing Dick Cheney's daughter, this scummy book tellign them to cry foul no matter what? Losers.
Kinda Sensible people
26-10-2004, 04:27
lol... theres nothing worse than the Blind leading the stupid...
The Blind being Bush and the lunatics in the religious right
The stupid being the people who will beleive anything...

Kerry runs a cleaner campaign than Bush. I still expect Bush to steal Florida again this year.

So....

"Re-defeat Bush!"
Chodolo
26-10-2004, 04:40
Why is everything backfiring on the DNC? Outing Dick Cheney's daughter, this scummy book tellign them to cry foul no matter what? Losers.
Since when was Mary Cheney "outed" by the democrats?
Bright Shiny Things
26-10-2004, 04:50
Munkebrain, a fitting name for someone who spouts so much mindless republican bullshit. I'd accuse him of really being someone high up in Dubya's cabinet except this guy spends too much time on the internet to actually be anyone who has something like a life.