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I have held off saying this before, but really, everytime I see her(moreso today) I keep thinking about the wizard of OZ.

edit: I mean, Kerry is a good looking smooth talking guy(good hair too). Teresa is just a multi BILLIONARE

You are partisan.

The same could be said for Laura Bush. How about we be polite and not comment on the looks of mature women, like our mothers always told us?

Alright gentleman, you must decide...who is hotter...right now...

Teresa Kerry or Laura Bush. ;)


For the ladies, Michael Moore or Bill Oreilly. :p

The same could be said for Laura Bush. How about we be polite and not comment on the looks of mature women, like our mothers always told us?


I dont know, Laura looks like this sweet(obviously she isnt, she has married a politician so she is used to the game) kindly lady. Plus I think she would have been a hottie when she was younger.

Look Barbara bush was no winner and Hillary(well I have nothing good or bad to say about her looks)
But Teresa really reminds me of the the witch in the wizard of oz. She is constantly scowling, her hair makes her look like she just came out of a tornado.

Hey, whatever. I dont vote for a politician based on their wife or VP so it doesnt really matter.

I was just wondering if other people thought the same thing.

For the ladies, Michael Moore or Bill Oreilly. :p


jeez, Im gonna have nightmares tonight. sick bastard. Now I have to worry whether I ma gonna drown in tubs of fat OR tubs of spit.

jeez, Im gonna have nightmares tonight. sick bastard. Now I have to worry whether I ma gonna drown in tubs of fat OR tubs of spit.

blotchy spit

throw Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken into the mix and you have a verifyable orgy of sexiness. :p

throw Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken into the mix and you have a verifyable orgy of sexiness. :p


wouldnt it be more humane to stick an ice pick in my eye?

Cant trust her Kerry sounds too similar to Rex Bannor,Guy from Unsolved Mysteries and Elliot Ness.

throw Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken into the mix and you have a verifyable orgy of sexiness. :p

Don't forget Carville and Novak. Just for fun Garafalo and Coulter could be tossed in too.

edit: I mean, Kerry is a good looking smooth talking guy(good hair too). Teresa is just a multi BILLIONARE


John Kerry is hideous. :eek:

edit: and so is his wife.

Funny that you bring up the Wizard of Oz. I have claimed for quite some time that John Kerry looks like the talking trees from that movie!!

By the way, we can throw another woman into the mix: Mary Maitlin (hey, we've already mentioned her hubby, Carville - he's one creepy-looking SOB, but he's great at what he does).

Don't forget Carville and Novak. Just for fun Garafalo and Coulter could be tossed in too.

dunno, I knida think coulter is a hottie... when her mouth is closed anyway.

garafolo is just weird. and carville is scary. he kinda looks like freddy kruger.

edit: novak spits too much. do ou think he talks like that when he isnt on the air?

Teresa Kerry is old. That should explain her appearance

Teresa Kerry is old. That should explain her appearance


With all her money, she can at least do something about her hair. You know, at least make an attempt to look like a normal person

With all her money, she can at least do something about her hair. You know, at least make an attempt to look like a normal person
When you are rich...why should you? If you wion the lottery will you keep working your normal job?
Answer average person will say no. Teresa can't be fired for bad hair. She might like her hair anyway. Why should she care what you think about her hair.
As Teresa says, "shove it" :) jk.

dunno, I knida think coulter is a hottie... when her mouth is closed anyway.

You do know that Ann Coulter is actually a man right?


ADAMS APPLE!!!! (http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg)

MORE PROOF!!! (http://www.mediaresearch.org/stillshots/2003/dishonor/event/Anncoulter_podium.jpg)

If it has an apple, it probably also has a banana...

You do know that Ann Coulter is actually a man right?


ADAMS APPLE!!!! (http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg)

MORE PROOF!!! (http://www.mediaresearch.org/stillshots/2003/dishonor/event/Anncoulter_podium.jpg)

If it has an apple, it probably also has a banana...
Unless "he" had surgery to remove that assumed "banana". You can't remove a adam's apple I believer. So if those pictures are accurate, yeah, its a man.

Unless its a Hermaphadite...

Unless "he" had surgery to remove that assumed "banana". You can't remove a adam's apple I believer. So if those pictures are accurate, yeah, its a man.

Unless its a Hermaphadite...

I believe they can shave down the adams apple a bit, but its risky and they can't really take off too much. And guessing how much Coulter hates feminists, she/he would probably keep the dick.

Hmm...now this gives a new dynamic to the "Michael Moore and Ann Coulter should procreate" thread...:p

Don't forget Carville and Novak. Just for fun Garafalo and Coulter could be tossed in too.

OMG! You should at the very least be penalized 15 yards for unnecessary roughness! :D

When you are rich...why should you? If you wion the lottery will you keep working your normal job?
Answer average person will say no. Teresa can't be fired for bad hair. She might like her hair anyway. Why should she care what you think about her hair.
As Teresa says, "shove it" :) jk.

I would continue working, just not at what I do now! :)

Unless "he" had surgery to remove that assumed "banana". You can't remove a adam's apple I believer. So if those pictures are accurate, yeah, its a man.

Unless its a Hermaphadite...
its because she's so damned thin
it makes the very modest adams apple show up way more and it makes her features harsh so that she looks like a man

most women just have more of a fat layer so they dont look so harsh.

I have held off saying this before, but really, everytime I see her(moreso today) I keep thinking about the wizard of OZ.


I feel your pain ...


But it beats bein' a cock-eyed freak who looks like "The Joker" from the old 1960s Batman series.

Cant trust her Kerry sounds too similar to Rex Bannor,Guy from Unsolved Mysteries and Elliot Ness.

Can't trust Bush, he names everything the opposite of what it is.
For example did you know the oval office is more of an ellipse?

With all her money, she can at least do something about her hair. You know, at least make an attempt to look like a normal person

Like those stylish coifs on Bill Gates and Donald Trumps heads :rolleyes:

I have held off saying this before, but really, everytime I see her(moreso today) I keep thinking about the wizard of OZ.

edit: I mean, Kerry is a good looking smooth talking guy(good hair too). Teresa is just a multi BILLIONARE

She turned me into a newt!

I have held off saying this before, but really, everytime I see her(moreso today) I keep thinking about the wizard of OZ.

edit: I mean, Kerry is a good looking smooth talking guy(good hair too). Teresa is just a multi BILLIONARE
To answer the question: Yes and yes.

She turned me into a newt!

Indignatly: "I got better!" :D