NationStates Jolt Archive

Dead Baby Jokes

Japaican Insanity
13-10-2004, 22:50
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Holy Paradise
13-10-2004, 23:02
That's disgusting and revolting. You are sickening and garbage. So here's my jokes:

Dead Japaican Insanity jokes:

What's better then one dead Japaican Insanity?
Two dead Japaican Insanities!

What do you get when you mix a Japaican Insanity and a speeding car?
A dead Japaican Insanity!
Squornshelous
13-10-2004, 23:13
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I sure as hell don't have a Porsche in my garage!

What's the difference between a dead baby and chocolate cake?
Chocolate cake doesn't go well with ketchup!
Peechland
13-10-2004, 23:14
That's disgusting and revolting. You are sickening and garbage. So here's my jokes:

Dead Japaican Insanity jokes:

What's better then one dead Japaican Insanity?
Two dead Japaican Insanities!

What do you get when you mix a Japaican Insanity and a speeding car?
A dead Japaican Insanity!
LOL....

yeah those jokes are just wrong
United White Front
13-10-2004, 23:26
how do you make a dead baby float?
with rotebeer and ice cream

how many dead babys dos it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you through them