Caption Contest
Opal Isle
13-10-2004, 21:58
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Kerry gets gassed by speaker and demands another purple heart.
Keljamistan
13-10-2004, 22:23
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Damn! I gotta tell Theresa not to bite so hard...
Rutentuten
13-10-2004, 23:05
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"Damn that SOB of a doctor, too muuuuch Bootoox, armmmms not working, aaaaarrrgggghhh. Must use Vietnam healing powers, uuuuuuunnnnggggghhhhhh!!!!"
The Island of Rose
13-10-2004, 23:11
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"I should'nt have had that chili!"
"Oh my God! He's ugly! Ah!!!!"
"AGH!!!! DIAREAH!!!!"
"Eww... Republicans are icky ;)"
Opal Isle
13-10-2004, 23:13
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I think the guy to the right of Kerry in the back row is saying "AHH! My head!!" I mean, a mining pick in the ear? That's got to hurt.
Eutrusca
13-10-2004, 23:15
"I can't fuckin' believe I gotta ask for these guys' support!"
Squornshelous
13-10-2004, 23:16
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As soon as he spotted the Neo impersonator in the audience, John's body was taken over by Agent Smith.
Chess Squares
13-10-2004, 23:33
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oi my appendix
Opal Isle
13-10-2004, 23:34
oi my appendix
You win for using the word "oi"
Although, you've gotta wonder why the fat guy in the white shirt to the right side of the stage is crawling around down there...
Kerry's abdominal wall gives out under the weight of Bush's lies.
Kerry's Bob Dole impersonation does not go down well.
Kerry's stomach explodes as he tries to swallow the Bush administration's story that the national job loss is a myth.
Kerry's ulcer acts up as he realizes that he's probably going to have to put up with four years of Kenneth Starr being a little bitch.
"Oh I just remember, I ate one of those babies I hacked up in Nam!"
Keljamistan
13-10-2004, 23:54
Kerry's abdominal wall gives out under the weight of Bush's lies.
Kerry's Bob Dole impersonation does not go down well.
Kerry's stomach explodes as he tries to swallow the Bush administration's story that the national job loss is a myth.
Kerry's ulcer acts up as he realizes that he's probably going to have to put up with four years of Kenneth Starr being a little bitch.
Ug. Gymoor, I thought I would actually enjoy a lighthearted thread like this one...thanks for yanking it back into the realm of the serious...(at least, thanks for trying).
Brutanion
13-10-2004, 23:56
Kerry realises too late that guest speaker is Uday Hussein.
or
Kerry bitten in the nuts by invisible KGB monkey.
Chess Squares
13-10-2004, 23:59
Fat guy:
Hey a penny!
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:03
Fat guy: 'I'm looking at an arse.'
Ug. Gymoor, I thought I would actually enjoy a lighthearted thread like this one...thanks for yanking it back into the realm of the serious...(at least, thanks for trying).
Oh, I see.
Critical of Kerry = Funny
Critical of Bush = Serious
yeah, that's fair.
Hey, I thought the Dole one was funny.
The Katholik Kingdom
14-10-2004, 00:23
*realizes he's going to the NAMBLA meeting next to campaign for support*
CHRIST!
Our Earth
14-10-2004, 00:29
This pulitzer prize winning photograph shows Senator Kerry moments before the sneeze that destroyed Philidelphia.
"Ow I've been shot! Again!"
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:30
This pulitzer prize winning photograph shows Senator Kerry moments before the sneeze that destroyed Philidelphia.
Posthumously awarded of course.
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:33
Kerry informs the deaf convention audience that he should win the election because his is bigger than Bush's.
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:33
"Heinz ketchup is people!!!!"
Opal Isle
14-10-2004, 00:33
"Ow I've been shot! Again!"
Heh...that's funny...because he's JFK...
Teh Queen
14-10-2004, 00:34
Can't....get...other...arm...up...for....Safety Dance...
I think I pulled something when I "Cheneyed" Teresa last night
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:36
"Oh I just remember, I ate one of those babies I hacked up in Nam!"
Oh now thats just wrong. Amusing, but wrong.
The power of the Lord compells thee. The power of the Lord compells thee...
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:38
Heh...that's funny...because he's JFK...
I just thought about that... heh heh
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:38
Kerry silently mulls beachballs...
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:39
"Botox... seeping... into... brain..."
Here we see the Kerry Zombie still in search of brains after finding none at the Presidential debates
Opal Isle
14-10-2004, 00:39
The power of the Lord compells thee. The power of the Lord compells thee...
I want to fix this so it's funnier...
"The power of Christ compels thee. The power of Christ compels thee..."
Okay, phew. Now...
ROFFLES TEFOFFLES
"Oh God that gerbil I shoved up my ass is still alive!"
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:42
OH MY GOD! I'm Jeremy Paxman's secret clone...
"I've been poisoned! Curse you Frankenberry!"
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:47
"Oh God that gerbil I shoved up my ass is still alive!"
LMAO!
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:48
"I've been poisoned! Curse you Frankenberry!"
Mmm... Frankenberry...
HempChain
14-10-2004, 00:49
ohh god theirs an alien inside me
(kerry making deal with aliens to win 2004 elections)
The Zoogie People
14-10-2004, 00:49
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Senator Kerry sneezes; critics cite as evidence of weak backbone, leadership skills.
Sorry...I had to...(I'm not a Kerry-supporter, but...)
Now, I haven't a clue as to why that rather pudgy guy in the white shirt is kneeling down so. That, my friends, I'll leave to your imaginations.
Opal Isle
14-10-2004, 00:54
I think he's sneezing.
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:56
Kerry starts the fireball spell that will mark his rise to power through magic.
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:57
I think he's sneezing.
Oh, don't ruin our fun! (Though I think you're right.)
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 00:59
Kerry uses spectacular 'photoshop' ability to appear in any given scenario, aside from possibly the whitehouse.
Crossman
14-10-2004, 01:02
Kerry starts the fireball spell that will mark his rise to power through magic.
That would explain the looks of rapid aging and the need for botox. I heard such magic slowly drains your life energy.
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 01:06
That would explain the looks of rapid aging and the need for botox. I heard such magic slowly drains your life energy.
Nah, wizards just end up looking like that because of too much food and sleeping and generally being lazy. Possibly the next Calvin Coolidge.
:p
Crossman
14-10-2004, 01:09
Nah, wizards just end up looking like that because of too much food and sleeping and generally being lazy. Possibly the next Calvin Coolidge.
:p
Calvin Coolidge?
So in other words Kerry will go down in history with no real special significance and be easily forgotten by those who really don't pay attention to history.
Brutanion
14-10-2004, 01:10
Calvin Coolidge?
So in other words Kerry will go down in history with no real special significance and be easily forgotten by those who really don't pay attention to history.
Who's he?
:p
I mean if he is a wizard then he'll just spend all his time sleeping.
Crossman
14-10-2004, 01:11
Or at least I can't think of anything spectacular during Coolidge's administration. Mid-twenties I do believe... hmm. Did prohibition start under his administration? I don't think so. Eh, can't remember.
Crossman
14-10-2004, 01:12
Who's he?
:p
I mean if he is a wizard then he'll just spend all his time sleeping.
Ah. Heh heh. I see.
Lunatic Goofballs
14-10-2004, 01:19
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Somewhere in America, Al Gore's remote control goes haywire for a moment....
Crossman
14-10-2004, 01:21
Somewhere in America, Al Gore's remote control goes haywire for a moment....
Yeah, that's another possibility!
Kerry auditions for the role of that mutant baby-head thing on a stomach from Total Recall.
In a cheap ploy to gain support from female voters, Kerry gives birth on stage.
Crossman
14-10-2004, 01:33
In a cheap ploy to gain support from female voters, Kerry gives birth on stage.
Too late, the Republican's already did that! Remember Arnold in "Junior"?
Too late, the Republican's already did that! Remember Arnold in "Junior"?
Damn you Karl Rooooooooooooooooooove!
Crossman
14-10-2004, 02:09
Damn you Karl Rooooooooooooooooooove!
LOL!
Tennesee Fans
14-10-2004, 02:20
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John Kerry "Ugh that guys But makes me want to through up"
Fat Guy "That Guys got a nice tush"
Tumaniia
14-10-2004, 02:33
Kerry could feel "the rage" swelling inside him... If it would happen here, on stage, he would have to kill everyone and not leave a single witness...
Nobody could ever know that he was the incredible Hulk.
Rutentuten
14-10-2004, 03:00
"Teresa honey, can I please have my balls back? You know, the things that belong here."
The Trojan Empire
14-10-2004, 04:23
The Alien is hatching!
HadesRulesMuch
14-10-2004, 04:31
"Teresa honey, can I please have my balls back? You know, the things that belong here."
oooooh. low blow *no pun intended*
"Kerry experienced severe pain on stage today, possibly incurred in his latest flip-flop"
bwahahaha ;) :gundge:
You must be at least this high to ride this future President.
All right! Giggidy giggidy.
BackwoodsSquatches
14-10-2004, 08:28
"Before we have Senator Kerry say a few words, I'd like to thank you all for coming to the 5th Annual Bean eating Contest...."
"My butt-plug won't let the fart out"
"Ahhh, all my lies are making me sick!"
Chess Squares
14-10-2004, 16:06
You must be at least this high to ride this future President.
All right! Giggidy giggidy.
you forgot the third giggidy, other than that you win
Crossman
14-10-2004, 21:44
"Oh God, who let Al Gore show up?"
Kryozerkia
14-10-2004, 21:51
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"Yes, I have balls, therefore I am a man... At least I think I am..."
Crossman
14-10-2004, 21:53
The effects of walking in on Clinton and his new "intern".
Jacques Chirac has descended from Kerry's conscience to his stomach. Too much Escargo, too much Escargo.
Legless Pirates
14-10-2004, 22:02
Bearded man falls asleep while standing next to John Kerry
Crossman
15-10-2004, 20:12
"They were right! Poor people do smell..."
Tennesee Fans
16-10-2004, 18:27
John Kerry the precise moment Janet Reno flashed her **ts at him