NationStates Jolt Archive

what would u do if u were the pres?

If I were the press, I'd report news.

If I were the press, I'd report news.
That's a little unorthodox, I don't think it would fly.

what would u do if u were the pres what would u do?


Id be getting blown by hotter chicks than M. Lewinsky.

Edit: I also wouldnt have to fly coach

Id be getting blown by hotter chicks than M. Lewinsky
You've got my vote!

You've got my vote!

sounds good, make sure to scribble in my name on the ballot. I think this plan to up my sex life might just work

I'd probably nuke the sh*t out of North Korea.

i'd give out free muffins to the homeless. to the poor... to everyone!! :D
mmmmm...muuuffins...

i'd give out free muffins to the homeless. to the poor... to everyone!! :D
mmmmm...muuuffins...

I'll trade you that muffin for my cinibon...

I'll trade you that muffin for my cinibon...
done! :D

done! :D

Score! A presidential muffin of the masses! *gobbles up muffin*

You totally have my vote, assuming Cthulhu isn't running.

I'd decare military rule. Then get blown by chicks hotter than Monica Lewinsky too.

Score! A presidential muffin of the masses! *gobbles up muffin*

You totally have my vote, assuming Cthulhu isn't running.
you think i could convince him not to if i gave him a muffin as well? hmm...that isn't really considered bribing...or is it? nah... I'm going to rule the world thanks to my faithful servants ... the muffins!! muaahahah
ooh, while we're at it... have you ever seen www.muffinfilms.com? awesome. it's my presidential campaign site ;)

you think i could convince him not to if i gave him a muffin as well? hmm...that isn't really considered bribing...or is it? nah... I'm going to rule the world thanks to my faithful servants ... the muffins!! muaahahah
ooh, while we're at it... have you ever seen www.muffinfilms.com? awesome. it's my presidential campaign site ;)

Sorry, I can't see the web site just yet. I'm at work, and I'm on a fairly primative computer.

As far as Cthulhu's concerned, he'd eat you just as quickly. You'd be better off keeping him asleep. I don't know if muffins can do that.

Shoot Saddam in the head

Go on holiday until I was chucked.

If I were the President of the United States of America, I would pray to God to forgive me for launching a war rather than attempting to resolve issues with diplomacy and civility. Then, I would pray for the wisdom and strength to know how to end the conflict with peace. If I were George W. Bush, I would just concede the election to John F. Kerry, because I would know that I am not fit to serve any more as the president.

If I were the press, I would report without fear or favor -- as I have done in my 20-plus years as a professional, award-winning journalist.

If I were the President of the United States of America, I would pray to God to forgive me for launching a war rather than attempting to resolve issues with diplomacy and civility.
If you'd rather resolve issues with diplomacy and civility, why did you launch the war in the first place? Nobody said you had to be our current president. Besides, if you were, you wouldn't care about diplomacy and civility because you'd firmly believe the God of Oil was on your side...

I'd laugh and laugh and laugh as I kicked puppies during state of the union addresses.

I'd laugh and laugh and laugh as I kicked puppies during state of the union addresses.
uhm. that's scary. i shall not cheer for you.

I'd immediately announce the dissolution of the Union, with all former colonial states reverting to their original owners with the exception of Louisiana and Texas. States that were not colonies will instead come under the control of Canada.

Then I'd cheerfully write a large letter of apology to the British people for the original rebellion, pay full reparations and surrender the federal army to the control of the crown.

Oh... and I'd ask Russia for a larger pension, based on the fact that I just secured for them the entirety of the mineral wealth of Alaska.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

PS - I'd keep the nuclear command codes for myself, and use W-80 warheads mounted on tomahawk cruise missiles any time I could spot a greenpeace boat more than three miles away from anything I particularly care about.

i would buy the very little elephant that can talk

and a solid gold house

uhm. that's scary. i shall not cheer for you.

Hey ... someone has to kick puppies ... if not the President, then who? Who?!

Hey ... someone has to kick puppies ... if not the President, then who? Who?!
you could hire someone to do that for you! then you could blame it all on him. 'eh, that was the puppy-kicker...again..'
still. no cheering for you. :p

I'd draft all the liberals in to public service and let them do good, something they're incapable of in real life.

I'd invade and take over the UK (My home country), and have The Entire british government Executed (Especially those dammed conservatives). Then I would proclaim myself Emperor of the western world, seize control of europe (or nuke it...), declare permanent martial law, Rule with an iron fist, and have the death penalty for ANY crime. it would ensure order from the chaos. Any country that disagreed would be anialated.

It would most likely fail or fall apart, but that is my idea of an empire.

Blame Saddam for using his mind controlling devices on me.