So you want to know?
The Smoking Man
13-10-2004, 01:06
You want to know, don't you? I'd suggest to you that sometime ignorance truly is bliss, there are things you'll be far happier not knowing.
Just remember, if I tell you, I may have to kill you.
*takes a drag*
<If there are 25 people who care, I'll tell you who The Smoking Man really is.>
Opal Isle
13-10-2004, 01:07
Want to know what?
Chikyota
13-10-2004, 01:09
Want to know what?
Who he is.
Chess Squares
13-10-2004, 01:12
oranges?
The Smoking Man
13-10-2004, 01:12
Want to know what?
Who I am.
The Former Smoking Man
13-10-2004, 01:17
Bah. I finally came out of hiding and created a nation because you had been gone for so long, and now you decide to gift everyone with your presence again. :rolleyes:
*takes a long drag*
But I tell you this, Smoking Man; I won't let you obscure the truth anymore. It's out there and you know it, but you don't care about the truth anymore, do you? The truth is boring, and you can't stand that, so you make up a fantasy that's more appealing.
*takes another drag*
Chikyota
13-10-2004, 01:19
Suddenly everything has gotten a whole lot hazier...
Wait, Wait, Wait, Stop the Fun Bus!
What the hell is Going on here?
Oh well. I'll just ride the wave.
Onward, Professer Hootington!
You want to know, don't you? I'd suggest to you that sometime ignorance truly is bliss, there are things you'll be far happier not knowing.
Just remember, if I tell you, I may have to kill you.
*takes a drag*
<If there are 25 people who care, I'll tell you who The Smoking Man really is.>
Pssssh, I know who you is. Don't tell nobody else, I know who you is. Don't tell nobody.
Tuesday Heights
13-10-2004, 01:56
Ooooh, I want to know! ;)
Roachsylvania
13-10-2004, 02:07
Suddenly everything has gotten a whole lot hazier...
That's a good thing, right?
Snowboarding Maniacs
13-10-2004, 02:12
I know everything about The Smoking Man, and The Former Smoking Man. I know more about them than they know about themselves.
*turns around and walks back the way he came, disappearing into the fog*
Kryozerkia
13-10-2004, 02:22
Is this one of those things I'm dying to know, but in the end, I wish I didn't, even though I'd never tell anyone that I did and I would pretend that enjoy having that piece of knowledge, even tjough it traumatises me? *snicker*
The Island of Rose
13-10-2004, 02:25
If you tell us, it will come.
Stephistan
13-10-2004, 02:29
*Knows all*
Lunatic Goofballs
13-10-2004, 02:35
*just smiles and nods a lot*
Katganistan
13-10-2004, 02:41
Deja-Vu... this reminds me of the Flag Thief, and how bummed people were once they knew the identity and FT refused to keep up the antics.
Smoking Man, and The Smoking Man... keep your secrets....
...except from us moderators, that is. ;)
Zeppistan
13-10-2004, 02:43
*Knows all*
*Is married to someone who knows all, and who sometimes tells all*
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
13-10-2004, 13:36
*Issues orders to take out the Smoking Man*
:mp5:
:sniper:
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Cornflake Gremlins
13-10-2004, 13:48
I didnt care til I saw this threat but now I'm intrigued because theres something to know and I dont know it.
Commie-Pinko Scum
13-10-2004, 14:06
I didnt care til I saw this threat but now I'm intrigued because theres something to know and I dont know it.
What you dun know could fill a textbook or six Miss Siddall :P
Cornflake Gremlins
13-10-2004, 14:15
Haha shush you, I'm smarter than you think:P
The Imperial Navy
13-10-2004, 14:25
*Steals smoking mans cigarette.*
Send this to the boys in the lab! we'll soon know who he is!
The Smoking Man
14-10-2004, 00:28
Deja-Vu... this reminds me of the Flag Thief, and how bummed people were once they knew the identity and FT refused to keep up the antics.
Smoking Man, and The Smoking Man... keep your secrets....
...except from us moderators, that is. ;)
This is what I thought for a while, but seeing as nothing new is coming forth, it seems hardly worth keeping the secret while people forget my name.
Kleptonis
14-10-2004, 00:52
Go ahead and tell us.
Superpower07
14-10-2004, 00:59
27th post . . . can I still know? Puh-lease?
Avarhierrim
04-11-2005, 11:51
*Steals smoking mans cigarette.*
Send this to the boys in the lab! we'll soon know who he is!
its a cOrgette http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=354687
I'm all for hearing the truth.
*Listens to Songs in the Key of X*
I'm just wondering why this grave was dug.
Monkeypimp
04-11-2005, 13:04
Wait the smoking man and the former smoking man aren't the same person?
There might be a few nations too young to know who you aren't let alone who you are :p
Monkeypimp
04-11-2005, 13:05
And what the fuck?
I just read through properly and realised that TIN posted. Then I noticed that this is one huge ass grave digging...
Seriously, what?
BackwoodsSquatches
04-11-2005, 13:13
Now I havta know.
Just when ya think TSM is long dead, he pops up again.
Kleptonis
04-11-2005, 22:21
His nation is only ten days inactive, so he's been around recently.