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I like it, but Kitty says I should get rid of it. To be honest, it does look bad when I take my glasses off.

It helps with my abominable snowman look, because the only hair-free structures on my face are the outside of my nose and my eyeballs, so it might look out of place. But, the creases above my mouth grow slowly, and aren't too much of a pain in the ass to shave every few weeks.

Shit no. Unibrows are sexy. I’m trying to grow one right now but it sure is taking its sweet time.

unibrows grow back hella fast -_- damn facial hair grows all fast and the hair on the head goes away

I shaved mine, then conducted a poll amongst my female friends. 5 out of 6 said they preferred the new look, so it's been shaved ever since.

I like it, but Kitty says I should get rid of it. To be honest, it does look bad when I take my glasses off.

It helps with my abominable snowman look, because the only hair-free structures on my face are the outside of my nose and my eyeballs, so it might look out of place. But, the creases above my mouth grow slowly, and aren't too much of a pain in the ass to shave every few weeks.

My advice ... be who you are, not someone else's idea of who you "should" be.

Noooooooooooooooo!
You fool! you must keep it. It is a source of power and pride. I have one, and make refrence to it as often as possible.
:D :D :D :D

Nooooo!! Unibrows are cute.

Yes, I was going to mention it, as it's been bothering me for some time now.

Whats a unibrow? Where's the unibrow?

Depends, we'd need to see a picture of your face.

Whats a unibrow? Where's the unibrow?
It's when your eyebrows grow together into one long eyebrow.

Wasn't a unibrow good enough for Groucho Marx?

chicks dig the hairless look. and if who you are is a guy who likes the ladies, then, it's definately you.

It's when your eyebrows grow together into one long eyebrow.
Oh.....eeew... :gundge:

Pfh, unibrows are lame.

What you want is a nice, big, thick dictator 'stach :p

Yes. It makes you look like a russian superman.

chicks dig the hairless look. and if who you are is a guy who likes the ladies, then, it's definately you.
uh
like any other common feature
some girls like it some hate it. most dont care one way or the other

i wouldnt wax it,

if your brows make you look kind of like an ape, id recommend that if YOU want to change it, you go to a salon and get it done professionally one time. then you can just tweeze it on a regular basis using the professional job as a guide, its probably not worse than shaving every day.

uh
like any other common feature
some girls like it some hate it. most dont care one way or the other

i wouldnt wax it,

if your brows make you look kind of like an ape, id recommend that if YOU want to change it, you go to a salon and get it done professionally one time. then you can just tweeze it on a regular basis using the professional job as a guide, its probably not worse than shaving every day.

Of the girls I've talked to, nearly all would rather have two distinct brows. Those same girls also like it when a guy pays attention to his appearance, it makes them feel like he cares as much for them as they do for him ('cause let's face it, for the average joe, it takes some work to look good, and putting in that kinda work shows you care about their feelings)

And as far as the hair between your eyes (which yes, I tweeze myself,) that doesn't hurt much at all....the main deal is just removing the unibrow and any obviously stray hairs...other than that, leave a fairly natural shape to your brow, otherwise, you'll look too metro.

Always wax.

Unibrows are sexy as hell dont wax it

Always wax.
The unibrow. SHE MEANT THE UNIBROW! Trust me on this one...

Do it.

And lop off the mullet while you're at it.

wax. do wax!

No brows! Wax 'em all!

monobrow (tr. unibrow) is vile. For waxing you have to keep buying wax. Shaving is a really bad idea as it encourages healthy wiry bushiness in the central brow section.

Top tip - tweeze. Girls have been doing it for millennia (probably) and it is safe and environmentally friendly.

monobrow (tr. unibrow) is vile. For waxing you have to keep buying wax. Shaving is a really bad idea as it encourages healthy wiry bushiness in the central brow section.

Top tip - tweeze. Girls have been doing it for millennia (probably) and it is safe and environmentally friendly.
and annoying as hell.. takes you forever....and ever ... and ever... long live wax! ;)

and annoying as hell.. takes you forever....and ever ... and ever... long live wax! ;)

he only wants to depilate the little patch between his brows, not his er, y'know, legs or something

he only wants to depilate the little patch between his brows, not his er, y'know, legs or something
lol!! that would indeed be funny. very funny. :D

lol!! that would indeed be funny. very funny. :D
What would?

What would?
if someone was trying to get rid of his leghair with tweezers. that would take forever. and just imagine working your way up to the bikini zone. ...outch.

if someone was trying to get rid of his leghair with tweezers. that would take forever. and just imagine working your way up to the bikini zone. ...outch.

ouch indeed

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman

this would only happen in areas where the homo sapiens had appeared. my neanderthal ancestors were once happy with their monobrows before the homo sapiens came spreading jealousy and discord and split brows

this would only happen in areas where the homo sapiens had appeared. my neanderthal ancestors were once happy with their monobrows before the homo sapiens came spreading jealousy and discord and split brows
yeah. stupid homo sapiens. wait. that doesn't make any sense ;)