NationStates Jolt Archive


A true story.

Planta Genestae
12-10-2004, 17:03
This story occurred on Melbourne radio.... One of the FM
stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three
personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three
questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?

Brian: Yeah, sure.

Presenter: O.K., Question 1--When was the last time you had sex?

Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.

Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian?

Brian: Orrrrr...about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate?

Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.

Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!

Brian: O.K....O.K....On the kitchen table.

Presenter: (and others in room--much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it
O.K. for us to call your wife?

Brian: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you?

Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.

Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line,
say hello.

Sharelle: Hi Brian.

Brian: Hi Sharelle.

Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions
we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to
Bali.

Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.

Sharelle: O.K.

Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?

Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.

Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.

Sharelle: O.K....About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.

Presenter: Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go for
Sharelle?

Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-Presenter: That's close enough...Brian was just being a gentleman.

Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?

Sharelle: Oh I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way, no.

Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.

Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway...just
tell em.

Sharelle: Ohhhh....alright....Up the ass!

Radio Silence

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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and
sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday.
Now we'll take a music break.
Planta Genestae
12-10-2004, 17:14
BUMP with a capital B!
Klonor
12-10-2004, 17:35
I've heard it before, I doubt it's a true story since I hear it exactly the same way attributed to US radio stations, but it is still funny as hell!
Planta Genestae
12-10-2004, 17:38
I've heard it before, I doubt it's a true story since I hear it exactly the same way attributed to US radio stations, but it is still funny as hell!

Oh well. I heard it off a mate.

S'funny anywho.
San Texario
12-10-2004, 17:38
Ha ha that's so great!
Demented Hamsters
12-10-2004, 19:41
I've heard two versions, not on the radio, but on TV game shows:
Version one has the man saying "We had sex last night blahdeblah"
and when the wife is asked, her answer's:"This morning at 8am!"
Husband turns to Wife and says "I wasn't home at 8am this morning!"
You can guess the rest

Version Two is the funniest:
Contestants asked where is the strangest place you've had sex?
One by one they go down the line:
"Back seat of my car"
"Public Toilet"
etc etc
Gets to a guy standing there with his wife.
Wife says:"In an Airplane"
Husband exclaims:
"Up the Butt!"
Kryozerkia
12-10-2004, 19:46
Yay for raunchy toilet humour.